Glad to pass it on to you guys, now that it effed up my whole day/night/day again

They're just lucky I don't mind taking their money, dagnabbit.
I hate impatient people who think it's their world, we're just revolving around them.
Check this out. Some ass clown chick is paying attention to an accident that is on the same side of the road I am driving on, but just across the intersection. She blows the red light, swerves, and tags the barest end of my plow. Opened her quarter panel up like a can opener!
She stops, jumps out and starts screaming at me about why the eff I don't watch the lights I coulda killed her with that plow.
Me shaking my head in disbelief seems to set her off in a new level of rage. So much so that she hasn't noticed the cop writing her out a ticket, since he was already at the scene of the other accident and saw the whole thing.
When she realizes SHE'S the one getting a ticket, she goes ballistic on the cop. He tells her to shut her mouth or he's gonna handcuff her right on the spot and take her to jail. When she shuts up, he tells her with the most condescending tone I've ever heard in my life "You're so out of it you didn't even notice you ran a red light and hit HIM! He's out here making the roads and businesses safe so that people like you can leave the house, and you think HE'S to blame?
Then he made her apologize to me, and sent me on my way

That was the sweetest thing that's happened to me in quite some time
