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Urine...
« on: December 08, 2005, 11:57:22 pm »
I just sent this in to Cecil Adams, but I want some faster opinions. If I were to fill my toilet with Clorox bleach, and urinate in it, would it produce deadly chlorine gas? If so, enough to cause harm?
Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2005, 11:58:58 pm »
hmmmmm, we need a test subject

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2005, 03:34:06 am »
I seriously doubt it.  Your urine doesn't contain that much amonia.  Cat pee might, in sufficent quantity.

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2005, 08:43:14 am »
Theres gotta be an easier way of doing someone in.  The CSI guys would figure that out way too quickly.

+10 points for creativity, tho.
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Re: Urine...
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2005, 08:49:03 am »
No. However, you can combine with Windex, and get a spectacular effect. Not that I have ever done this...

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2005, 09:26:08 am »
you've combined urine and windex??

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2005, 10:09:42 am »
you've combined urine and windex??

No, but now I will!

<Havok ducks into the office bathroom, looking both ways first>

Clorox and Windex...

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2005, 10:16:29 am »
Did someone say urine?
Now in a tasty new flavour.

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2005, 10:34:15 am »
took you long enough to get here

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2005, 10:37:09 am »
I was busy pissing on something.
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Re: Urine...
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2005, 10:40:08 am »
I was busy pissing on something.

find an electric fence

that might cure you

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2005, 10:43:12 am »
The problem is I gotta stop doing that. Almost more addictive than smoking.
Now in a tasty new flavour.

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2005, 10:45:44 am »
ouch

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2005, 11:30:52 am »
That's it, I'm reporting this thread to saint.  Urine trouble now!

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2005, 12:03:47 pm »
EDIT: I just got it. lol
« Last Edit: December 09, 2005, 04:10:23 pm by USSEnterprise »
Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2005, 12:24:40 pm »
Urine trouble now!


uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
first off your and idiot

Man I love the internet, haha.

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2005, 12:36:23 pm »


95% Water

95% Beer

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2005, 12:36:48 pm »
Shhh... don't piss him off.

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2005, 02:13:37 pm »
Better to be pissed off...
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Re: Urine...
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2005, 03:17:23 pm »
stfu
I'm guessing you didn't catch the joke.

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2005, 03:27:15 pm »
How about mixing urine with cheesecake?

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2005, 04:36:25 pm »
I have mixed straight ammonia with bleach before.  Yeah, it makes chlorine gas, but unless you're in a very enclosed area it won't do much.

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2005, 11:24:28 pm »
I have mixed straight ammonia with bleach before.  Yeah, it makes chlorine gas, but unless you're in a very enclosed area it won't do much.

I'd have expexted that quote to be from Stingray. Guess he was to busy eating paint chips to try it......   ;)

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2005, 01:23:29 am »
I have mixed straight ammonia with bleach before.  Yeah, it makes chlorine gas, but unless you're in a very enclosed area it won't do much.

"Very enclosed" like, say, Mumbles' van?

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2005, 01:30:55 am »
I have mixed straight ammonia with bleach before.  Yeah, it makes chlorine gas, but unless you're in a very enclosed area it won't do much.

He seems to have alot of knowledge about strange gasses, should we be worried?  ;D

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Re: Urine...
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2005, 06:35:59 am »
He seems to have alot of knowledge about strange gasses, should we be worried?  ;D

I had a rather mispent youth.  A lot of the time I would make concoctions that would explode, yes.  A - albiet very brief, my mother made me return it - gift to myself was The Anarchists Cookbook.  Before it was returned, I copied by hand quite a few of the recipes in there.  Later I even tried a few of them.

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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2005, 08:54:27 am »
A - albiet very brief, my mother made me return it - gift to myself was The Anarchists Cookbook.  Before it was returned, I copied by hand quite a few of the recipes in there.  Later I even tried a few of them.

Ah, the goold old days.  Wonder what happens today if someone turns you in because you have a copy of that book laying around???  Mines been unread so long I have no clue where it is.

I did pick up a cool book titled "Principles of nuclear reactor engineering" at a book sale.  Not that I have half a clue about whats in there, it just looks cool on the coffee table.
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