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Author Topic: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P  (Read 1467 times)

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DYNAGOD

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make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« on: December 01, 2005, 07:20:07 am »
seems someone has turned an atari joystick into a self contained love machine. :P
(link courtesy of kotaku.com)
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/joystick/
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Re: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2005, 07:31:35 am »
I have wasted my life.
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Re: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2005, 08:25:57 am »
hey i dont remeber saying this thread would enrich your quality of living. :P
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Re: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2005, 09:40:33 am »
thats surely one of the most f'ed up things i've seen (in awhile) it had never occurred to me to mod a joystick that way--i guess I'm just too sheltered.  That said my dual penetrating star wars yoke is almost done....
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Re: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2005, 11:36:38 am »
Quote from: menace on December 01, 2005, 09:40:33 am
  That said my dual penetrating star wars yoke is almost done....

 ;D thats hilarious
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Re: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2005, 03:18:34 am »
Kinda gives "Have you played Atari today?" a whole new meaning.
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Re: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2005, 03:36:01 am »
Surely you've all seen the article on GameGirlAdvance about the PS2 game "Rez"?
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Re: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2005, 09:40:32 am »
Quote from: RayB on December 03, 2005, 03:36:01 am
Surely you've all seen the article on GameGirlAdvance about the PS2 game "Rez"?

nope :)
link!
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Re: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2005, 10:27:35 am »
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We recommend covering the joystick with a condom if you intend to use it for vaginal or anal insertion.

Surreal.
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Re: make you GF/Wife Love video games, guaranteed :P
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2005, 10:52:46 am »
Quote from: DYNAGOD on December 03, 2005, 09:40:32 am
Quote from: RayB on December 03, 2005, 03:36:01 am
Surely you've all seen the article on GameGirlAdvance about the PS2 game "Rez"?

nope :)
link!
Google is your friend...this has GOT to be what he's talking about.

http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html#000141
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