I coulda told you that. Just waiting for Drew Karee to show up and say Shotgun totin' Drew Karee.
I didn't even have to go to that site. I prefer to be known as Cleetus The Slack Jawed Yokel.
My porn name, naturally, is Buck Naked.
I ain'a got me no scatterguns, but muh brudder's got'm a few. Watchyerstep!