Author Topic: would you buy a used car off this man? (Read 2388 times)

danny_galaga · « **on:** November 27, 2005, 02:50:59 am »

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Bones · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:28:18 am »

Couldn't be any worse than who I got my car off. At least he is being honest about his shonkiness.

versapak · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2005, 10:04:48 am »

OK...

I don't get it.

J_K_M_A_N · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2005, 10:34:25 am »

Quote from: versapak on November 27, 2005, 10:04:48 am

OK...

I don't get it.

Watch Porky's.

J_K_M_A_N

versapak · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2005, 11:12:08 am »

Quote from: J_K_M_A_N on November 27, 2005, 10:34:25 am

Quote from: versapak on November 27, 2005, 10:04:48 am
OK...

I don't get it.

Watch Porky's.

J_K_M_A_N

ahhhhhhh

ok

I knew there had to be something there that was just flying straight over my head.

Jabba · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2005, 11:55:26 am »

Quote from: versapak on November 27, 2005, 10:04:48 am

OK...

I don't get it.

versapak · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2005, 12:02:12 pm »

Quote from: Jabba on November 27, 2005, 11:55:26 am

I still don't get it...is the guy's name MIke?

http://www.porkysmovies.com/sounds/porkys/mikehunt.mp3

Stingray · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2005, 03:11:19 pm »

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Say it out loud a couple times.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2005, 03:22:24 pm »

Isn't Mike Hunt related to Dick Hertz?

Stingray · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2005, 03:28:43 pm »

At one point there was a tennis player who's name was Dick Leach. Seriously.

Why would you have lived one day of your life without changing your name?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2005, 03:40:15 pm »

Better than being Dick Trickle the Nascar driver.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2005, 03:41:50 pm »

And Dick Trickle is better than the Lions football player named Harry Colon. COME ON!!! Seriously, what kind of parent does such a thing!

mrC

Stingray · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2005, 03:43:18 pm »

All other things being equal, I think I'd rather be a Dick Trickle than a Dick Leach.

There's a guy in my home town (or at least there was when I was a kid), who's name was Ernest Hollowpeter. Pretty bad, but not as bad as Dick Leach.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2005, 03:53:31 pm »

Dick Trickle.

Sounds like a prostate problem.

Local radio station does a 'bad name of the day' gag.

List here.

http://www.jdbshow.com/bad_name.html

ChadTower · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2005, 04:24:57 pm »

Last election a guy ran for Governor in NH named Dick Sweatt.

When I saw the campaign ad I kept waiting for the Comedy Central logo.

Stingray · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2005, 04:46:37 pm »

My mom used to be in local poltics when I was a teenager. At one point she ran against a guy named Dick White. Not too bad I guess, only instead of using the word "reelect" he used the word "keep" on his signs. It was too much to resist the temptation of stenciling the word "your" between "keep" and "Dick". I mean it was too much temptation for someone. I certainly would never do such a thing.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2005, 04:49:07 pm »

And here the guy is sitting there at the Printer saying "yeah, but if we use the word relect they'll just change it to erect".

Stingray · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2005, 04:50:45 pm »

It was really a no-win situation. His campaign proved it.

-S

nostrebor · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2005, 06:00:26 pm »

The doctor who performed my brother-in-law's vasectomy was named Dr. Dick.

BIL has regretted sharing that bit of info for quite some time now.

Jabba · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2005, 09:01:49 pm »

my brain was slow yesterday...Mike Hunt, OF course, (slaps himself in forehead)...

duffjr · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2005, 11:25:03 pm »

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=chc&coachorstaffid=316103111914

DrewKaree · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2005, 11:35:16 pm »

I've got all "Dick" names beat.

Dick Bacon. Seriously. That's right, Mr. Nude America, who liked to sunbathe nekkid, was named Dick Bacon. They mighta got it wrong and it was supposed to be Bakin'

This guy was out at one of our sewers of a public beach EVERY day tanning. He'd have to have a suit on, but the dude was like an old brown gym bag. Quite the local celebrity until his death.

http://milwaukee.about.com/cs/famouspeople/p/dickbacon.htm

mahuti · « **Reply #22 on:** November 29, 2005, 12:08:12 am »

I had a friend named Billy Dick. So, William Dick, or Willy Dick. His football letter jacket simply read "Billy Joe". He had an uncle named Richard Dick. We called him Dick Dick, much to his chagrin. That family didn't really like having their name mocked. I can see why.

jbox · « **Reply #23 on:** November 29, 2005, 12:23:53 am »

A former department director where I used to work should sue his parents. I mean, if your last name is Head *why* would you name your child Richard?

danny_galaga · « **Reply #24 on:** November 29, 2005, 04:32:40 am »

theres also the canadian IOC guy named Dick Pound.

Stingray · « **Reply #25 on:** November 29, 2005, 08:58:41 am »

**straight face**

Wow, the ---Deutsche Frankfurters--- just keep coming.

-S

versapak · « **Reply #26 on:** November 29, 2005, 09:10:14 am »

The name Dick (alone or combined with anything) is just too obvious. Using it as an example of a funny name is like trying to win a joke contest with "Why did the chicken cross the road?".

ChadTower · « **Reply #27 on:** November 29, 2005, 12:22:17 pm »

Quote from: duffjr on November 28, 2005, 11:25:03 pm

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=chc&coachorstaffid=316103111914

In high school I used to have a 1976 Topps card of that guy on my wall just so I could laugh at it every time I walked past.

CCM · « **Reply #28 on:** November 29, 2005, 01:47:38 pm »

I went to High School with a guy whose dad's name was Jack Aufmann..


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