Its so slow here tonight I'd rather...

[Jabba]

Watch paint dry...

Hope you firendly folks to the south are all stuffed up on Turkey and shopping your brains out. Remember, its good for the economy...

Edit: Posted in wrong forum...Mods, please move to EE...Thanks...

[Bones]

Don't worry, us Aussies are not stuffing ourselves with turkey and we will talk to you.

[NiN^_^NiN]

Im aussie  but i dont wanna talk to u  lol

Only joking but damn its dead in here 

[tommy]

How about a round of beers?

[AtomSmasher]

Mmmmm, smoked Turkey.   I'm stuffed and have enough leftovers to last a long time   This is the first time we made smoked Turkey and it was the best turkey I've ever had.

[cdbrown]

You should see the chatroom - people dropping in, saying nothing and then timing out.  I think about only 100 lines of text has been typed over the past 6 hours, with nothing in the last 2.5.  Oh well - at least the beer fridge will open here at work in an hour or so.

[jbox]

Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey.  Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Coopers.  Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

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And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Coopers you are'."

[Harry Potter]

zzzzzzzzz on the boards again.

that's funny by the way. 

[Bones]

zzzzzzzzz on the boards again.

that's funny by the way. 

There is nothing funny about Coopers.

[Harry Potter]

zzzzzzzzz on the boards again.

that's funny by the way. 

There is nothing funny about Coopers.

Yes there is. The label for one. 

[Bones]

So you fat ---daisies--- must be finished stuffing yourself, the numbers here have picked up....

[missioncontrol]

Tukey sucks bber is better but now my head hurts

[Bones]

Tukey sucks bber is better but now my head hurts

bber will do that to you.

[missioncontrol]

bber

oops I ment beer