Author Topic: Our male-to-female ration went up! We gots anudder wimmins inere! (Read 2686 times)

DrewKaree · « **on:** November 23, 2005, 12:40:48 am »

We already know Jessica Simpson, Ashley Judd, and Joss Stone are members (although from the numbers, they don't appear to be wimmins....crossdressers perhaps?)

We just suckered in another one!

Oh, and welcome. We don't bite, but I do NOT recommend opening anything that says "Cheesecake". It's DEFINITELY NOT a thread about food. There's preverts amongst us. Stingray even set up a fort for us!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1 on:** November 23, 2005, 03:45:23 am »

and on a side note if you know other wimmins please bring them next time.

Franco · « **Reply #2 on:** November 23, 2005, 04:23:38 am »

Who/what are these wimmins' you speak of? Are they some form of pork derived delicacy?

Bones · « **Reply #3 on:** November 23, 2005, 04:27:37 am »

Pork related products have nothing on good looking wimmins.

However, porking and good looking wimmins go together in an outstanding fashion..

missioncontrol · « **Reply #4 on:** November 23, 2005, 05:20:33 am »

so when Drews not posting or reading post he's refreshing the male-to-female ratio stats

Goz · « **Reply #5 on:** November 23, 2005, 08:26:21 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 23, 2005, 04:27:37 am

Pork related products have nothing on good looking wimmins.

However, porking and good looking wimmins go together in an outstanding fashion..

What about Bacon?

Bones · « **Reply #6 on:** November 23, 2005, 08:57:37 am »

Never! Even the crispiest kind from a blue ribbon pig will not compare.

There, I have said it. Judge me as you will.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #7 on:** November 23, 2005, 09:03:32 am »

Cheesecake trumps bacon every time

Bones · « **Reply #8 on:** November 23, 2005, 09:04:31 am »

I agree. I think it is one of the fundamental laws of thermodynamics.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #9 on:** November 23, 2005, 09:05:41 am »

perhaps this calls for a study

missioncontrol · « **Reply #10 on:** November 23, 2005, 09:16:14 am »

found a picture of Drew's desk while he waits fer wimmins to join BYOAC

More Cowbell · « **Reply #11 on:** November 23, 2005, 10:19:10 am »

Aaaaaaand we just scared off the wimmins.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #12 on:** November 23, 2005, 10:21:49 am »

Or they all went to Drew's place to clean it up.

With a few hand grenades

Franco · « **Reply #13 on:** November 23, 2005, 11:09:39 am »

Quote from: Gozur on November 23, 2005, 08:26:21 am

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 23, 2005, 04:27:37 am
Pork related products have nothing on good looking wimmins.

However, porking and good looking wimmins go together in an outstanding fashion..

What about Bacon?

Maybe you could wrap the bacon around the pork!

nostrebor · « **Reply #14 on:** November 23, 2005, 11:40:36 am »

I would find Drew's workspace to be completely appalling, but the "Ghost Rider" curtains redeem him.

Oh, and welcome to the wimmins!

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** November 23, 2005, 11:52:17 am »

The easiest way to clean a place like Drew's is with gasoline and matches.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 23, 2005, 11:59:58 am »

Jesus..is Drew going to start a gang-bang thread ever time he sees the female/male ratio go up?
I'm sure this kinda' stuff makes the ladies swoon...

Anyhow, is Drew's thread title a freudian slip? Shouldn't he be more interested in the Male-to-Female ratio going down?

mrC

Harry Potter · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2005, 12:06:43 pm »

No mistake. But now that it's confirmed, he can start dating Tommy.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2005, 12:50:13 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 23, 2005, 09:16:14 am

found a picture of Drew's desk while he waits fer wimmins to join BYOAC

OK, I don't know which of you photoshopped in that diskette on that pic, but that's not funny. I wouldn't be caught dead with any kind of diskette lying around like that.

And yes, I AM gonna start a gang-bang thread every time. It helps them to find out who YOU are and who to stay away from. It's bad enough Boxx9 stole tommy from Seph and Chad's got Seph's mom, but I'm left with Stingray or Missioncontrol.

Stingray's got more cheesecake, and we're ~~secured our manhood~~ ...er... secure ENOUGH in our manhood that we can throw double-winky smilies all around now without any fear of repercussion.....NTTAWWT.

And I guess I kinda DID "bring her along". Nener nener boo boo and stuff.

RayB · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2005, 01:20:02 pm »

If you're going to post a thread like this every time you notice one registering, don't expect them to stick around.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2005, 01:30:29 pm »

once they see we are a forum full of geeks they don't stick around anyway

DrewKaree · « **Reply #21 on:** November 23, 2005, 03:07:47 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 23, 2005, 01:30:29 pm

once they see we are a forum full of geeks they don't stick around anyway

A pre-emptive shot across her bow. Although Stingray's already provided a place for that kinda stuff

Harry Potter · « **Reply #22 on:** November 23, 2005, 03:10:48 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 23, 2005, 03:07:47 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 23, 2005, 01:30:29 pm
once they see we are a forum full of geeks they don't stick around anyway

A pre-emptive shot across her bow. Although Stingray's already provided a place for that kinda stuff

The city provided the toilet blocks in the park. We just hi-jacked em.

RayB · « **Reply #23 on:** November 23, 2005, 04:25:30 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 23, 2005, 01:30:29 pm

once they see we are a forum full of geeks they don't stick around anyway

There are female geeks too.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #24 on:** November 23, 2005, 05:31:16 pm »

Yah, but I think even the female geeks look down their noses at us.

We're just needed to lift heavy stuff.

Bones · « **Reply #25 on:** November 23, 2005, 06:02:31 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 23, 2005, 05:31:16 pm

We're just needed to lift heavy stuff.

I dunno about that, my DNA could also be used for reproduction purposes.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #26 on:** November 23, 2005, 06:33:25 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 23, 2005, 06:02:31 pm

I dunno about that, my DNA could also be used for reproduction purposes.

That's questionable. Seph throws his around so much, and look how useless that's been. Sure, it spawned a contest and all, but that's about all.

Besides, how many retarded donkeys does the world need?

Bones · « **Reply #27 on:** November 23, 2005, 06:39:37 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 23, 2005, 06:33:25 pm

Besides, how many retarded donkeys does the world need?

Donkey huh? I see you HAVE been talking to Mrs Bones.


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Author Topic: Our male-to-female ration went up! We gots anudder wimmins inere! (Read 2686 times)

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