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Author Topic: Police Hit Man in Genitals  (Read 936 times)

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Police Hit Man in Genitals
« on: November 23, 2005, 12:19:05 am »
With Taser


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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2005, 12:42:09 am »
That's nuckin futs!

I still can't help wondering if he was trying to bait them into doing it. ;)
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2005, 10:26:22 am »
I wonder if it pop like popcorn?  :o
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2005, 10:31:56 am »
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2005, 10:36:02 am »
The writer of that article was just waiting for the opportunity to use the word "prong".
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2005, 10:43:17 am »

If I had witnessed that it would have been the highlight of my entire life.
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2005, 10:45:21 am »
A tape of this would win the $100,000 for Americans Funniest Home Video...
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2005, 10:46:22 am »
After two minutes, I have finally stopped laughing...
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2005, 10:52:54 am »
My favorite taser video is the one I poster here a while back now that was funny.
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2005, 12:51:55 pm »
I got another one I'll post when I get back.  I just got back home from da snowing and da salting and da HEY LAAAYYYYDYYYYYY
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2005, 07:38:25 pm »
i read that story a few days ago.  yup...the tasers grappled (or whatever they do) onto his dingleberries.

so...do you think he'll ever run around naked like that again?
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Re: Police Hit Man in Genitals
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2005, 03:13:51 pm »
yes he will or sould i say she will lmao (his junk prob wont work anymore) lmao
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