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Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« on: November 19, 2005, 09:28:24 pm »
I'm trying to find some of those little nice presents that you give on top of the big gift (this year it's jewelery). Thought I'd start a thread and share some of my findings with the rest of you because I never know what to get and I'm all-day hungover and need to do something a little productive.

WonderVase Flexible Foldable Vase
(not sure about this one, seems cool though)
Logitech portable iPod speakers
(nice and cheap so she won't worry about them getting broken/stolen)



more when my brain starts working again...

Edit: Mental note- need more things with the word 'Wonder' in their title. Perhaps bread.
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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2005, 09:31:32 pm »
Battlestar Galatica Season 2 compared to Wonder Woman slinkies....

SO SAY WE ALL!

Cant wait for January and the new episodes!

But getting that for my wife will not work.  Looking at jewelry also.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2005, 10:50:31 pm »
Somewhere there's an iron, broom, or vacuum with her name all over it ;D
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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2005, 11:43:52 pm »
or lets not forget blenders and rolling pins.

The rolling pin may work against you.
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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2005, 12:58:57 am »
She keeps all the stuff I get in in her very own special room

























a special room I call the kitchen  ;D

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2005, 09:52:55 am »
or lets not forget blenders and rolling pins.

The rolling pin may work against you.

Not half as against you as that blender, Stumpy.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2005, 09:54:07 am »
As long as it's not on when making contact with head.
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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2005, 10:07:13 am »
I just gotta find a Princess Leia outfit for Mrs Bones. Then it will be a very merry Christmas.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2005, 10:22:52 am »
I just gotta find a Princess Leia outfit for Mrs Bones. Then it will be a very merry Christmas.

We have a winner!

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2005, 10:23:28 am »

My wife would throw it at me and then pick it up and toss it in the trash.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2005, 10:26:57 am »

My wife would throw it at me and then pick it up and toss it in the trash.
Why? It's tasteful yet sexy.

It's not like you are requesting her to wear a gas mask while you dress as a Nazi or anything freaky like that....

I know my little lady would be flattered if I came home with this sexy dress for her.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2005, 10:27:54 am »

My wife would throw it at me and then pick it up and toss it in the trash.
No no. SHE'S supposed to wear it.
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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2005, 10:28:11 am »
My wife already told me she'd wear it if I got one for her. I think she even brought it up. She's the greatest. :)

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2005, 10:36:19 am »
My wife already told me she'd wear it if I got one for her. I think she even brought it up. She's the greatest. :)

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2005, 10:38:51 am »

Highly desirable and the pick of the bunch.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2005, 10:40:14 am »
Before I make any lewd remarks, is that your missus?
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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2005, 10:41:15 am »
No, but there is a picture of my missus somewhere around here.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2005, 10:43:09 am »
Damn. Can't think of any clever remarks now.

Where's the photo of that crying brat wonderful child. Need inspiration.  ;)
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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2005, 10:44:52 am »
Why? It's tasteful yet sexy.

Alas, some women have it so embedded into their psyche that they are unattractive, whether they are attractive or not, that they cannot accept anything other than thinking they are unattractive.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2005, 10:48:40 am »
I like this one.



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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2005, 10:50:29 am »
I like this one.
Yeah, she is real sweet. Nice curves around the tummy and hips.

It's kitten time.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2005, 10:54:19 am »
Definitely better with the chain
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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2005, 11:03:21 am »
Actually, it is the type of costume that lends itself to a curvy natural girl rather than the supermodel skeleton shape.

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Re: Christmas gifts for your special ladies
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2005, 11:41:50 am »

You're talking about the female mind.

Stop using useless things like words.