Author Topic: Petition to Saint (Read 7779 times)

missioncontrol · « **on:** November 17, 2005, 12:57:15 pm »

We the undersigned respectfully request to have the post counts turned back on for the EE forums so that we can continue our quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats. And <insert other convincing stuff here>

thank you for you time

that is all

Stingray · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2005, 12:59:57 pm »

"This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays." --Arthur Dent

-S

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:01:00 pm »

I refuse to sign this petition. I want to see how long it takes Stingray to reach 8000 posts.

Stingray · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:02:09 pm »

Quote from: Crazy Cooter on November 17, 2005, 01:01:00 pm

I refuse to sign this petition. I want to see how long it takes Stingray to reach 8000 posts.

Just for that, I'm gonna go to the main forum and answer some newb's question about how to wire up an OK button.

Later.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:04:21 pm »

now you done it....

see Saint by freezing the EE post count your running the risk of exposing Stingray to the reast of the forums....

AC. · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:07:11 pm »

I agree. We all love increasing arbitrary numbers on a screen by pushing buttons.

And if not -- New topic in Project Announcements:

"My project to post cheesecake pics...."

missioncontrol · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:16:57 pm »

Quote from: Saint

Stingray · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:18:09 pm »

FA I:LH ho;EW z:S 9uRQPWUQ rpw

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:18:28 pm »

Oddly enough, that had as much content as most of his posts.

SirPoonga · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:20:14 pm »

Isn't that a cliff notes version?

Stingray · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:20:58 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 01:18:28 pm

Oddly enough, that had as much content as most of his posts.

Even without a Bush joke?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:21:58 pm »

Yeah, the Bush jokes are so common now that a good one is pretty much monkeys with typewritten Shakespeare.

Stingray · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:23:59 pm »

If you give a million typewriters to a million monkeys, they'll just fling poo all over them. I checked.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:25:53 pm »

i want a monkey with a typewriter. someone get me one for christmas

Stingray · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:26:36 pm »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on November 17, 2005, 01:25:53 pm

i want a monkey with a typewriter. someone get me one for christmas

You know you're just setting yourself up for another "seph's mom" joke right?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:36:41 pm »

Seph's mom flings poo. I checked.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #16 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:39:10 pm »

Chad should know too He was stuck in her ass crack for a week

ChadTower · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:41:27 pm »

It was scary in there.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:56:30 pm »

so what's this I hear about cheescake being banned?

saint · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:08:22 pm »

It's ok - my seatbelt's on and I know where my towel is.

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 01:04:21 pm

now you done it....

see Saint by freezing the EE post count your running the risk of exposing Stingray to the reast of the forums....

missioncontrol · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:11:09 pm »

Quote from: saint on November 17, 2005, 02:08:22 pm

It's ok - my seatbelt's on and I know where my towel is.

Yes we know you're prepared but are the rest of the forumites prepared to have Stingray run loose

Harry Potter · « **Reply #21 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:12:05 pm »

The horror.............

The horror

sirwoogie · « **Reply #22 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:13:40 pm »

Don't tempt us to make this retroactive.

Scott84 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:14:47 pm »

Petitions dont work! Pay the man!

Harry Potter · « **Reply #24 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:15:16 pm »

Retro's good. But don't say 'active' around Stingray. It's liable to get him up and around.

Stingray · « **Reply #25 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:27:52 pm »

Quote from: saint on November 17, 2005, 02:08:22 pm

It's ok - my seatbelt's on and I know where my towel is.

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 01:04:21 pm
now you done it....

see Saint by freezing the EE post count your running the risk of exposing Stingray to the reast of the forums....

You're one hoopy frood.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #26 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:28:25 pm »

saint should open up "donations" for the website. if you donate you get your posts turned back on in EE

Harry Potter · « **Reply #27 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:29:06 pm »

I'll donate a six-pack of Fosters.

Stingray · « **Reply #28 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:32:51 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on November 17, 2005, 02:29:06 pm

I'll donate a six-pack of Fosters.

I know you Aussie don't care for Fosters, but I live in Oklahoma, where beer is 3.2% alcohol. I love the stuff.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #29 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:34:28 pm »

Why do you think I'm donating it.

Stingray · « **Reply #30 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:37:49 pm »

You can send it to me. Here's my address:

Stingray
Last house on the left
Oklahoma

-S

shmokes · « **Reply #31 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:40:44 pm »

It was the best of times.....IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES!!!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #32 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:44:22 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 02:37:49 pm

You can send it to me. Here's my address:

Stingray
Last house on the left
Oklahoma

-S

is that from the east or west?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #33 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:44:52 pm »

missioncontrol · « **Reply #34 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:49:48 pm »

Stingray · « **Reply #35 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:52:03 pm »

Yeah, duh. You must have failed geographiamabob.

-S

SirPoonga · « **Reply #36 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:00:10 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 12:57:15 pm

We the undersigned respectfully request to have the post counts turned back on for the EE forums so that we can continue our quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats. And <insert other convincing stuff here>

I am still waiting for someone to point out the convincing part...

missioncontrol · « **Reply #37 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:02:00 pm »

I was planning on taking that after calculatorististics

Harry Potter · « **Reply #38 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:03:34 pm »

Quote from: SirPoonga on November 17, 2005, 03:00:10 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 17, 2005, 12:57:15 pm
We the undersigned respectfully request to have the post counts turned back on for the EE forums so that we can continue our quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats. And <insert other convincing stuff here>
I am still waiting for someone to point out the convincing part...

Well um.... it's like this and .....

That dog has a puffy tail! Here puffy! Heheheh hehhhehehe!

SirPoonga · « **Reply #39 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:04:12 pm »

I was thinking abou the "quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats". EE is the cheaters way

missioncontrol · « **Reply #40 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:09:14 pm »

Quote from: SirPoonga on November 17, 2005, 03:04:12 pm

I was thinking abou the "quest to achieve the high score in the forum stats".

AC. · « **Reply #41 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:17:15 pm »

We own the book and therefore we own Saint and this board right?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #42 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:25:38 pm »

well that's not going to win our side over

AC. · « **Reply #43 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:47:02 pm »

How about if we keep sending ship after ship into their lasers, clogging them with wreckage?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #44 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:50:11 pm »

now that's one heck of an idea

Stingray · « **Reply #45 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:56:46 pm »

I've got a Canadian Penny and twelve nano-tina turners who are willing to carry it for me. Fear me.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #46 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:10:46 pm »

fear the canadian penny toting nano-tina turners you BYOAC powers are defensless against them Saint........

bwaahahahahahahaha

DrewKaree · « **Reply #47 on:** November 17, 2005, 09:40:39 pm »

I'm not "forever certain", but I'm pretty sure you guys don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of stealing my title from me.

I still don't get the "I need to know my post count" fixation.

I just assume all but one of my posts will someday be sent to Post Hell, and am simply playing the odds that THIS ONE won't be the one that's sent packin'.

Kremmit · « **Reply #48 on:** November 17, 2005, 09:56:28 pm »

I'll bet the auto-censor doesn't know what do do with Belgium.

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #49 on:** November 17, 2005, 10:15:48 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 17, 2005, 09:40:39 pm

I'm not "forever certain", but I'm pretty sure you guys don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of stealing my title from me.

* waiting to see the *yoink* under Drews name *

DrewKaree · « **Reply #50 on:** November 17, 2005, 10:40:29 pm »

Dude, you can't *YOINK* something that was earned, but you sure as heck can *YOINK* something you were born with!

And for Seph:

I'll *YOINK* in yer mouth

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #51 on:** November 17, 2005, 10:56:05 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 17, 2005, 09:40:39 pm

I'm not "forever certain", but I'm pretty sure you guys don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of stealing my title from me.

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 17, 2005, 10:40:29 pm

Dude, you can't *YOINK* something that was earned...

Sure sounds like your challenging Saint...

missioncontrol · « **Reply #52 on:** November 17, 2005, 11:27:43 pm »

I wouldn't be challenging Saint right now, I think he's turned to the Dark Side

nostrebor · « **Reply #53 on:** November 18, 2005, 08:33:09 am »

Quote from: saint on November 17, 2005, 02:08:22 pm

It's ok - my seatbelt's on and I know where my towel is.

With much trepidation I must ask this question...

What is the towel for?

Oh wait. Family forum. Ummmmmmm, nevermind.

Stingray · « **Reply #54 on:** November 18, 2005, 09:20:05 am »

Quote from: Kremmit on November 17, 2005, 09:56:28 pm

I'll bet the auto-censor doesn't know what do do with Belgium.

I once won an award for most gratuitous use of the word Belgium in a serious screenplay.

-S

GGKoul · « **Reply #55 on:** November 18, 2005, 09:22:22 am »

Cheesecake!

DrewKaree · « **Reply #56 on:** November 19, 2005, 07:21:21 pm »

Quote from: Kremmit on November 17, 2005, 09:56:28 pm

I'll bet the auto-censor doesn't know what do do with Belgium.

I'm not even certain that Stingray GOT this one, but I thought it was funny as all get out

Goz · « **Reply #57 on:** November 19, 2005, 10:42:17 pm »

make it retroactive (remove all EE posts from stats) and have people piss themselves

DrewKaree · « **Reply #58 on:** November 19, 2005, 11:31:46 pm »

I vote to retroactively remove any EE post from all user's post counts and award access to Post Hell to the person with the biggest drop in post count.

Please send the password to my e-mail used to register here

Harry Potter · « **Reply #59 on:** November 19, 2005, 11:36:01 pm »

haha saint just yoinked you.

what a dirty daisy

DrewKaree · « **Reply #60 on:** November 19, 2005, 11:40:27 pm »

Oh, and it's working again!

<--------- 5912

Harry Potter · « **Reply #61 on:** November 19, 2005, 11:41:46 pm »

what's working?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #62 on:** November 20, 2005, 12:03:15 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on November 19, 2005, 11:41:46 pm

what's working?

Your buddy's back porch.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #63 on:** November 20, 2005, 12:04:07 am »

Yeah, that always works.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #64 on:** November 20, 2005, 12:52:43 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 19, 2005, 11:31:46 pm

I vote to retroactively remove any EE post from all user's post counts and award access to Post Hell to the person with the biggest drop in post count.

Please send the password to my e-mail used to register here

- 4431 if he did that

as per post count / post loss ratio I bet I'b be close to the award sow I'll gladly accept the golden key to post hell

DrewKaree · « **Reply #65 on:** November 20, 2005, 10:30:29 am »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 12:52:43 am

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 19, 2005, 11:31:46 pm
I vote to retroactively remove any EE post from all user's post counts and award access to Post Hell to the person with the biggest drop in post count.

Please send the password to my e-mail used to register here

- 4431 if he did that

as per post count / post loss ratio I bet I'b be close to the award sow I'll gladly accept the golden key to post hell

DAMMIT! I coulda SWORE I didn't exist outside of EE, but when I checked, I found out it's even WORSE!

My "Post Hell" is the Main Forum! The numbers don't lie!

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #66 on:** November 20, 2005, 11:36:12 am »

wang?

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #67 on:** November 20, 2005, 11:37:15 am »

i say we all quit the BYOAC boards until the post count is back on

missioncontrol · « **Reply #68 on:** November 20, 2005, 01:23:18 pm »

But I don't have no where else to go

DrewKaree · « **Reply #69 on:** November 20, 2005, 01:51:38 pm »

Mission, you suck. You better start increasing your post count outside here so I can regain my "You really don't exist outside EE" title. Wait, if I posted it here, and it DOESN'T exist unless it's posted here....and.....dang. I was going somewhere with this, and now the genius train has been derailed

I can always go with the old "....in yer mouth" standby, but it just seems hollow. I'll have to spice it up with pictures!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #70 on:** November 20, 2005, 02:19:01 pm »

Drew there is clearly no competition I have the leading edge

thus proving the fact that I truely believe nothing exist outside EE So I clearly am the winner of the "You really don't exist outside EE" title.

ps. --missioncontrol--

SirPoonga · « **Reply #71 on:** November 20, 2005, 03:35:39 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 02:19:01 pm

Drew there is clearly no competition I have the leading edge

thus proving the fact that I truely believe nothing exist outside EE So I clearly am the winner of the "You really don't exist outside EE" title.

Actually, in relativity, you guy dwarf to chadtower's stats

missioncontrol · « **Reply #72 on:** November 20, 2005, 03:54:48 pm »

Quote from: SirPoonga on November 20, 2005, 03:35:39 pm

Actually, in relativity, you guy dwarf to chadtower's stats

what a buzz kill

gee thanks

DrewKaree · « **Reply #73 on:** November 20, 2005, 05:15:15 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 20, 2005, 03:54:48 pm

Quote from: SirPoonga on November 20, 2005, 03:35:39 pm
Actually, in relativity, you guy dwarf to chadtower's stats

what a buzz kill

gee thanks

No KIDDING, hey? We outta beat him until he --ChadTower-- himself once or thrice!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #74 on:** November 20, 2005, 11:23:54 pm »

that'll lurn him

Bones · « **Reply #75 on:** November 21, 2005, 08:14:10 am »

You people have the whole negotiation process wrong. Petitions and asking nicely achieve nothing. You must fight fire with fire.

Bones · « **Reply #76 on:** November 21, 2005, 08:15:47 am »

The kid gets a smack every hour until the EE post count is turned back on.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #77 on:** November 21, 2005, 08:26:15 am »

I'm on for leaving the post count off until the little brat is comatose.

Stingray · « **Reply #78 on:** November 21, 2005, 09:24:18 am »

Agreed.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #79 on:** November 21, 2005, 09:28:09 am »

Awwww... C'mon. I was just joking.

That's my little upset boy there you guys want to see comatosed.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #80 on:** November 21, 2005, 09:29:36 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 21, 2005, 09:28:09 am

Awwww... C'mon. I was just joking.

That's my little upset boy there you guys want to see comatosed.

So you got a head start eh?

Stingray · « **Reply #81 on:** November 21, 2005, 09:46:28 am »

So you spent the last week beating your kids?

-S

Bones · « **Reply #82 on:** November 21, 2005, 09:48:04 am »

Yes, I used one to beat the other.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #83 on:** November 21, 2005, 10:07:03 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 21, 2005, 09:48:04 am

Yes, I used one to beat the other.

Playing too much Pit Fighter by the sounds of it.

Bones · « **Reply #84 on:** November 21, 2005, 10:09:14 am »

For the record I don't smack my kids. It's not that I am against it, I have just been able to reason with them so far...

Harry Potter · « **Reply #85 on:** November 21, 2005, 10:10:27 am »

They'll be hitting you soon enough.

Mainly for cash.

Damn I miss the old days.

Stingray · « **Reply #86 on:** November 21, 2005, 10:16:42 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 21, 2005, 10:09:14 am

For the record I don't smack my kids. It's not that I am against it, I have just been able to reason with them so far...

Slacker.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #87 on:** November 21, 2005, 10:17:58 am »

OK, OK.

So it will hurt my hands. Happy now?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #88 on:** November 21, 2005, 10:26:53 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on November 21, 2005, 10:17:58 am

OK, OK.

So it will hurt my hands. Happy now?

Use gloves.

Or gauntlets if you're extra sadistic.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #89 on:** November 21, 2005, 03:09:00 pm »

Use the Nintendo power golve

Stingray · « **Reply #90 on:** November 21, 2005, 03:41:01 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 21, 2005, 03:09:00 pm

Use the Nintendo power golve

But then the kid will grow up thinking his dad is a dork.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #91 on:** November 21, 2005, 03:46:48 pm »

Since the loss of the cool motorbike this is somewhat inevitable.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #92 on:** November 21, 2005, 09:53:58 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 03:41:01 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 21, 2005, 03:09:00 pm
Use the Nintendo power golve

But then the kid will grow up thinking his dad is a dork.

-S

Too late. He already posts here.

mrC

missioncontrol · « **Reply #93 on:** November 21, 2005, 11:32:00 pm »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on November 21, 2005, 09:53:58 pm

Quote from: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 03:41:01 pm
Quote from: missioncontrol on November 21, 2005, 03:09:00 pm
Use the Nintendo power golve

But then the kid will grow up thinking his dad is a dork.

-S

Too late. He already posts here.

but I thought that was the requirement to post here

mrC

DrewKaree · « **Reply #94 on:** November 22, 2005, 01:41:20 am »

Quote from: Stingray on November 21, 2005, 03:41:01 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 21, 2005, 03:09:00 pm
Use the Nintendo power golve

But then the kid will grow up thinking his dad is a dork.

-S

You say that as if the Nintendo power glove will be the ONLY reason!


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