Author Topic: Crap! I am getting old . (Read 5011 times)

Clonedsheep · « **Reply #40 on:** November 16, 2005, 04:46:08 pm »

Quote from: Jess-- on November 16, 2005, 04:26:36 pm

I turn 30 in a few days, no greys yet, I seem to have inherited a lot from my dad so if my hair goes like his I will still have a full head of hair with no greys at 55

you lucky bastard

MameMaster! · « **Reply #41 on:** November 16, 2005, 04:46:57 pm »

....I try not to fret about the fact I'm 37 and my hair is thinning.

I'm going to a "gentleman's club" tomorrow w/a co worker.

Getting drunk with a 19 year old on your lap always feels good and makes me forget I'm almost 20 years older than these "dancers!"......

AC. · « **Reply #42 on:** November 16, 2005, 04:52:24 pm »

I don't think Ive ever actually planned on going to a "gentleman's club" - I just somehow end up being there drunk past midnight.

Clonedsheep · « **Reply #43 on:** November 16, 2005, 04:52:51 pm »

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MameMaster! · « **Reply #44 on:** November 16, 2005, 05:17:41 pm »

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 16, 2005, 04:52:24 pm

I don't think Ive ever actually planned on going to a "gentleman's club" - I just somehow end up being there drunk past midnight.

well...when you're married....you go when you're wife is going out with the ladies!.....

AC. · « **Reply #45 on:** November 16, 2005, 05:30:21 pm »

Watch out for the "stripper smell" and the glitter.

MameJunkie · « **Reply #46 on:** November 16, 2005, 05:40:34 pm »

Gentleman' Club ... I seem to end up at a dive titty bar.
A buddy of mine will tend to spill gas on himself afterwards to get rid of the baby power smell. (Yea, my buddy isn't the sharpest tool in the shead)

MameMaster! · « **Reply #47 on:** November 16, 2005, 07:55:27 pm »

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 16, 2005, 05:30:21 pm

Watch out for the "stripper smell" and the glitter.

.....MMMM......stripper smell and glitter. I love that smell.....

ChadTower · « **Reply #48 on:** November 16, 2005, 08:07:48 pm »

Amateurs.

You come home covered in glitter and stripper smell and then eff your wife until her teeth are loose.

That way she doesn't mind when you hit the nudie bar.

saint · « **Reply #49 on:** November 16, 2005, 10:17:39 pm »

Baldness (or lack thereof) is an X-chromosome dominate trait - in other words, if you want to know if you're going to go bald or not, look at the men on your mom's side of the family.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #50 on:** November 16, 2005, 11:29:41 pm »

Quote from: saint on November 16, 2005, 10:17:39 pm

Baldness (or lack thereof) is an X-chromosome dominate trait - in other words, if you want to know if you're going to go bald or not, look at the men on your mom's side of the family.

but what if they are all dead? what kind of sign is that? $:-\$

AC. · « **Reply #51 on:** November 17, 2005, 12:55:16 am »

Quote from: saint on November 16, 2005, 10:17:39 pm

Baldness (or lack thereof) is an X-chromosome dominate trait - in other words, if you want to know if you're going to go bald or not, look at the men on your mom's side of the family.

REALLY? Thank God!

More Cowbell · « **Reply #52 on:** November 17, 2005, 09:38:08 am »

I started losing my hair at 22 (yes, my mom's side men were all bald, dammit!). So now that I'm 35, I'm finally starting to look my age since I've looked 35 for the last 13 years. On the upside of hair loss, easy to get ready in the morning since I have the shaved thing going. Roll out of bed and look like you're going to look the rest of the day, bald.

Stingray · « **Reply #53 on:** November 17, 2005, 09:45:04 am »

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 16, 2005, 04:52:24 pm

I don't think Ive ever actually planned on going to a "gentleman's club" - I just somehow end up being there drunk past midnight.

Despite what you may have been told, this is not a "gentleman's club".

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #54 on:** November 17, 2005, 09:46:46 am »

It is in New Zealand

AC. · « **Reply #55 on:** November 17, 2005, 11:07:53 am »

Quote from: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 09:45:04 am

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 16, 2005, 04:52:24 pm
I don't think Ive ever actually planned on going to a "gentleman's club" - I just somehow end up being there drunk past midnight.

Despite what you may have been told, this is not a "gentleman's club".

-S

LOL - Well, not THAT drunk.

ChadTower · « **Reply #56 on:** November 17, 2005, 12:09:59 pm »

What about the people who want to get drunk and shoot things instead of see naked chicks?

Stingray · « **Reply #57 on:** November 17, 2005, 12:10:59 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 12:09:59 pm

What about the people who want to get drunk and shoot things instead of see naked chicks?

Most of them move to Oklahoma.

-S

daywane · « **Reply #58 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:46:52 pm »

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but what if they are all dead? what kind of sign is that?

daywane · « **Reply #59 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:48:38 pm »

Quote from: Jabba link=topic=45879.msg438256#msg438256
But when the pubes start turning grey, thats when you know you are old!
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I will have to ask my wife.
Have not seen mine in 4 years

ChadTower · « **Reply #60 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:50:36 pm »

When you can't see your own junk you really, REALLY need to lose some weight.

Unless, of course, he means he hasn't seen his wife in four years, in which case, congrats.

Unless, of course, he means he hasn't seen his wife or his junk in four years, which may or may not mean his wife left and took his junk with her.

Stingray · « **Reply #61 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:53:57 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 01:50:36 pm

Unless, of course, he means he hasn't seen his wife or his junk in four years, which may or may not mean his wife left and took his junk with her.

She probably came to Oklahoma. If I see her, I'll send your regards.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #62 on:** November 17, 2005, 02:57:59 pm »

Don't send regards, send dude back his junk.

Stingray · « **Reply #63 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:55:05 pm »

Not unless she's willing to pack it for me.

-S

whammoed · « **Reply #64 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:59:10 pm »

Quote from: saint on November 16, 2005, 10:17:39 pm

Baldness (or lack thereof) is an X-chromosome dominate trait - in other words, if you want to know if you're going to go bald or not, look at the men on your mom's side of the family.

This is somewhat of an "old school" belief that isn't entirely true. Seems it is more complex than that. I always questioned it just because I have seen so many father and sons with similar balding.
Here is one link on the matter:
http://www.stophairlossnow.co.uk/Genetics_of_Hair_Loss.htm

fredster · « **Reply #65 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:09:32 pm »

You young punks. I'm 44 and I still have my blond hair. It's receeding a little more, but it's still there.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #66 on:** November 19, 2005, 10:48:43 pm »

Quote from: More Cowbell on November 17, 2005, 09:38:08 am

I started losing my hair at 22 (yes, my mom's side men were all bald, dammit!). So now that I'm 35, I'm finally starting to look my age since I've looked 35 for the last 13 years. On the upside of hair loss, easy to get ready in the morning since I have the shaved thing going. Roll out of bed and look like you're going to look the rest of the day, bald.

BALD, JERRY! BALD!

Santoro · « **Reply #67 on:** November 20, 2005, 02:41:11 pm »

Hey, I thought I was like to oldest guy in here at 40. We should revive that old "how old are you' thread.

Quote from: fredster on November 17, 2005, 04:09:32 pm

You young punks. I'm 44 and I still have my blond hair. It's receeding a little more, but it's still there.

fredster · « **Reply #68 on:** November 20, 2005, 09:29:32 pm »

If I remember right, you're from Canada. So you are like 33 in the US. (that's the exchange rate)


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