Author Topic: Male Vision Test - The effect of aging on cheesecake (Read 2049 times)

ErikRuud · « **on:** November 08, 2005, 11:14:25 am »

For those of us that becoming increasingly chronologically challenged

http://www.menshealth.com/eyechart

Stingray · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2005, 11:20:24 am »

I think I may already have glaucoma, according to that chart.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2005, 11:22:02 am »

Be sure that your field of vision is decreasing - I thought that too at first until I realized I was only paying attention to that area.

Stingray · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2005, 11:27:48 am »

Well, that area seems to be all that my eyes are capable of focusing on. I expect that the condition is not curable. Not a problem, I wouldn't have it any other way.

-S

RayB · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:08:48 pm »

I have floaters. Friggin SUCKS. Constantly looks like there's bugs flying around.

Stingray · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:23:29 pm »

Well, either you have floaters or you're completely mad. The jury's still out on that one.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:27:55 pm »

I had beer last week. Almost.

Stingray · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:34:45 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on November 08, 2005, 12:27:55 pm

I had beer last week. Almost.

If you're getting to that point you need to lay off the sauce! Either that or trick some hottie into marrying you. Friends don't let friends bonk the livestock.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:36:13 pm »

My friend is useless. One night he'll be saying 'go for it', the next morning he'll be sayong 'how could you think it you dumb bastard'.

Wanted: Better friends (No Canadians)

missioncontrol · « **Reply #9 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:41:53 pm »

I think my internet is broke I didn't see a difference

Stingray · « **Reply #10 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:43:55 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 08, 2005, 12:41:53 pm

I think my internet is broke I didn't see a difference

Does it have fresh batteries?

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #11 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:46:00 pm »

umm nevermind

Harry Potter · « **Reply #12 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:47:12 pm »

I'd laugh at your pathetic internet but won't

Stingray · « **Reply #13 on:** November 08, 2005, 12:47:52 pm »

I would too, but I have the same crap dialup at home.

-S

AC. · « **Reply #14 on:** November 08, 2005, 04:02:49 pm »

So if you have floaters - all girls have mustaches?

MinerAl · « **Reply #15 on:** November 08, 2005, 04:07:27 pm »

I have sinkers.

And my eyes are bad too.

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** November 08, 2005, 04:14:48 pm »

Sometimes I have floaters, and sometimes I have sinkers. Depends on what I've been eating lately.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #17 on:** November 08, 2005, 08:38:20 pm »

"Depends on what I've been eating lately."

That totally went over my head the first time. The second time, I got it. Wish I didn't.

Santoro · « **Reply #18 on:** November 08, 2005, 09:12:08 pm »

Quote from: RayB on November 08, 2005, 12:08:48 pm

I have floaters. Friggin SUCKS. Constantly looks like there's bugs flying around.

I effin hate my floaters.

quarterback · « **Reply #19 on:** November 08, 2005, 09:26:56 pm »

Quote from: Santoro on November 08, 2005, 09:12:08 pm

Quote from: RayB on November 08, 2005, 12:08:48 pm
I have floaters. Friggin SUCKS. Constantly looks like there's bugs flying around.

I effin hate my floaters.

The irritation I feel about my floaters is only surpassed by the anger I feel about my tinnitus because it's something I've brought upon myself.

Santoro · « **Reply #20 on:** November 08, 2005, 09:32:06 pm »

There is no escaping time.

quarterback · « **Reply #21 on:** November 08, 2005, 09:36:58 pm »

Quote from: Santoro on November 08, 2005, 09:32:06 pm

There is no escaping time.

But there is escaping hours spent in environments of 120dB music to the point where I'd lose my hearing for days.

duffjr · « **Reply #22 on:** November 08, 2005, 10:53:41 pm »

glaucoma seems like you get the bets of it. weed and some fuzzy but complete vision.


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