Too much readily available information on the Internet...

[Stingray]

That would be the same one that Bush wears no doubt.

Yeah, I know that everyone saw that coming.

-S

[JackTucky]

Gold leaf is for total slackers.
My hat is made of 100% ass.  Not only blocks out all mind control beams, but also all logic and information.

Logic and information are no good to you.  Go with emotion and lack of reason.

Art

[Crazy Cooter]

If you check with the BCA for your state, you can check the criminal record of your neighbors.  Traffic tickets, any arrests (regardless of conviction/dismissal) for as long as the state keeps records.  Some go back 10 years, some go waaaaay back.  It usually cost ~$5.  Some states are online with their database.

[DrewKaree]

What good is a postal address? I might as well send my pic to Santa for all the good it will do me....

I am sure she would have a much higher appreciation if I was to personally deliver the said hypothetical photograph of my blood engorged area.

It would also make it more convenient for her to personally and repeatedly mace me.

Just thinking about Jessica giving your blood engorged area a good mace-ing is making me wince

[DrewKaree]

Tin foil is for small timers. Mine's made of gold leaf. Blocks 99% of all known mind-control beams.

Gold leaf is for total slackers.

My hat is made of 100% ass.  Not only blocks out all mind control beams, but also all logic and information.

I think your ass hat looks good on you.  I didn't know they made 'em in that size, but you learn something new every day.  Teh intra-nets are be a goodly thing.