Author Topic: The Bosss7 countdown (Read 2583 times)

missioncontrol · « **on:** October 29, 2005, 03:24:11 pm »

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=45025.40

Quote from: saint on October 28, 2005, 03:44:00 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on October 28, 2005, 03:18:32 pm
I give bosss7 about 1/2 hour till bannation......

3:43 PM Eastern.

looks like you got about 10 minutes or so left before your're free and clear to post again.

did ya lurn yore lesson?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1 on:** October 29, 2005, 03:26:52 pm »

Harry Potter · « **Reply #2 on:** October 29, 2005, 03:54:21 pm »

Haaahaa. I'm back.

Firstly, I'd like to say all the junk I typed (and I still can't understand half of it), was a crippling combination of alcohol, cigarettes and trying to use one of those mini-ATX keyboards while under the influence of the latter two.

Secondly, next time saint un-bans someone, please change all their sigs and stuff back to normal. How would you like it if I came to your house, re-arranged all the furniture, urinated on your back porch and just left?

(Kidding man. Let's not go for double bans).

Thirdly, it was easier resisting a cigarette than this place during the ban.

And no, I didn't learn a thing from this. Except maybe not to urinate on people's porches on windy mornings.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #3 on:** October 29, 2005, 03:58:17 pm »

well good to have you back. Not to worry though we didn't even understand what you were typing, but we beleive you had some kind of fling with you buddy and his "back porch" as you called it......

Harry Potter · « **Reply #4 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:01:25 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on October 29, 2005, 03:58:17 pm

well good to have you back. Not to worry though we didn't even understand what you were typing, but we beleive you had some kind of fling with you buddy and his "back porch" as you called it......

Actually, my buddy is a complete wimp. We got back from the pub, I asked him to get more drinks. An hour later I walk into the bathroom and there he is semi-passed out.

And I needed a slash so I had to go outside. And it was windy.

But I do remember some crushing weight on me around 6am. Maybe we should see where Sephs mum was? Now what's the frequency of that radio collar....

GGKoul · « **Reply #5 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:02:39 pm »

What is going on here..

Harry Potter · « **Reply #6 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:05:15 pm »

Quote from: Stewie on October 29, 2005, 04:02:39 pm

What is going on here..

Long story short:
http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=45045.0

missioncontrol · « **Reply #7 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:06:21 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 29, 2005, 04:01:25 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on October 29, 2005, 03:58:17 pm
well good to have you back. Not to worry though we didn't even understand what you were typing, but we beleive you had some kind of fling with you buddy and his "back porch" as you called it......

But I do remember some crushing weight on me around 6am. Maybe we should see where Sephs mum was? Now what's the frequency of that radio collar....

Harry Potter · « **Reply #8 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:08:25 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on October 29, 2005, 04:06:21 pm

Quote from: bosss7 on October 29, 2005, 04:01:25 pm
Quote from: missioncontrol on October 29, 2005, 03:58:17 pm
well good to have you back. Not to worry though we didn't even understand what you were typing, but we beleive you had some kind of fling with you buddy and his "back porch" as you called it......

But I do remember some crushing weight on me around 6am. Maybe we should see where Sephs mum was? Now what's the frequency of that radio collar....

smae as her weight 9780.

She made it as far as Alice Springs. Looks like she had her good red dress on:

missioncontrol · « **Reply #9 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:10:59 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 29, 2005, 04:05:15 pm

Quote from: Stewie on October 29, 2005, 04:02:39 pm
What is going on here..
Long story short:
http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=45045.0

this realy sums it up:

Quote from: saint on October 28, 2005, 03:46:12 pm

Done! Minimum time 24 hours.

Quote from: bosss7 on October 28, 2005, 09:51:42 am
Going to get drunk. Can't wait to start posting after a few beers.

If saint knows what's good for this place, he'll give me a 12 hour ban.

he said there no option for a 12 hour ban

Harry Potter · « **Reply #10 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:15:32 pm »

Bah! I don't believe him. Saint loves his little games.

Also I seem to remember letting the air out of some bloke's tyres (he was described as a major ---uvula--- by my friend) followed by my friend talking me out of switching license plates on several cars around the area.

Good night.

saint · « **Reply #11 on:** October 29, 2005, 11:54:39 pm »

Heh, it's an auto-unban. You can change those yourself, I only changed the user-customizable bits....

Quote from: bosss7 on October 29, 2005, 03:54:21 pm

Haaahaa. I'm back.

Firstly, I'd like to say all the junk I typed (and I still can't understand half of it), was a crippling combination of alcohol, cigarettes and trying to use one of those mini-ATX keyboards while under the influence of the latter two.

Secondly, next time saint un-bans someone, please change all their sigs and stuff back to normal. How would you like it if I came to your house, re-arranged all the furniture, urinated on your back porch and just left? (Kidding man. Let's not go for double bans).

Thirdly, it was easier resisting a cigarette than this place during the ban.

And no, I didn't learn a thing from this. Except maybe not to urinate on people's porches on windy mornings.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2005, 12:01:24 am »

Quote

Sober until banned. Can post but still can't read.

very funny title under your avatar

Harry Potter · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:17:27 am »

Quote from: saint on October 29, 2005, 11:54:39 pm

Heh, it's an auto-unban. You can change those yourself, I only changed the user-customizable bits....

I guess that's secondary punishment. Fair enough.

If only I could remember what the hell used to be there....

Bones · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:22:44 am »

"I hate cops and cops hate me"
Or something like that....

missioncontrol · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:37:40 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 30, 2005, 01:17:27 am

If only I could remember what the hell used to be there....

I think it said something like "I wish I was as cool as missioncontrol"

yeah that's what it said allright......

Harry Potter · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:17:55 am »

it should be "I wish I was like Subzero. And for 24 hours I was"

missioncontrol · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2005, 02:44:06 am »

there are currently only 4 banned people:

banned within 5 minutes

banned in 117 post

banned in 327 post

And the BYOAC favorite

banned within a little over 3 months

Edit: broke link thanks bosss7

Harry Potter · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2005, 03:26:29 am »

You missed one

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2643

Here's one I didn't know existed:
http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=profile;u=6660

missioncontrol · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2005, 03:34:52 am »

General Zod was the third one I listed

Otraotaku is only on prohibation because he left himself logged in on a school computer and one of his "buddies" went crazy posting on the boards

Harry Potter · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2005, 03:36:54 am »

fix the general zod link.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2005, 04:06:35 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 30, 2005, 03:36:54 am

fix the general zod link.

fixed

DarkKobold · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2005, 05:01:48 pm »

I think it is now officially "cool" to get a drunk temp ban from BYOAC. bosss7 isn't the first (Seph) and now I'm sure he won't be the last.

I, errr, uh, mean.... I'm so wasted!

(garbage text)

(references to people's paternal female unit)

Jabba · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2005, 05:39:02 pm »

I think the trick is getting drunk between the hours of 9-5 during NA time. That seems to work real well. Although Seph was drunk in the evening if I remember correctly...

missioncontrol · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2005, 11:20:18 pm »

I think seph posted too fast and set of a flag thinking his username was hijacked. It's easy to post fast when all your typing is "u r momz"

bosss7's drunken stupor was premeditated, but it was hilarious to watch he tried to somewhat carry on a conversation.

Stingray · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:15:00 am »

I'm not taking a chance on getting banned. What the hell would I do for 24 hours?

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:16:40 am »

Quote from: Stingray on October 31, 2005, 09:15:00 am

I'm not taking a chance on getting banned. What the hell would I do for 24 hours?

-S

sunshine, walks. re-discover that you have kids. They're probably in college by now.

Stingray · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:34:09 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 31, 2005, 09:16:40 am

Quote from: Stingray on October 31, 2005, 09:15:00 am
I'm not taking a chance on getting banned. What the hell would I do for 24 hours?

-S
sunshine, walks. re-discover that you have kids. They're probably in college by now.

I'm not sure what you mean by "sunshine", more crazy Aussie slang I guess. I'm pretty certain that I don't have any kids, though. I'll check in the freezer when I get home just to be sure.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:35:51 am »

i nhope you labelled them at least. they can get lost amongst all the frozen pizzas and beer

Stingray · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:37:07 am »

Have you ever noticed that on the frozen pizza box, there's a warning to not eat it frozen? Who exactly is that warning for?

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #30 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:40:41 am »

they put that warning on after I called in complaining the pizza was like ice cream

Stingray · « **Reply #31 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:43:54 am »

That explains many things.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #32 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:45:35 am »

i may also be responsible for the "do not use the iron on clothes while wearing them".

ChadTower · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:59:55 am »

Are you responsible for the label on Mr Bubble bath bubble solution that says "may cause PID and UTI in girls" as well?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:06:04 am »

i hope not.

Tiger-Heli · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:12:21 am »

My Favorite:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

From http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/jokes/productinstructions.html

ChadTower · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:12:32 am »

I'm not joking, BTW, it is there.

Stingray · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:43:20 am »

I do not know, nor do I wish to know what PID or UTI means.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:46:19 am »

Pelvic Inflammatory Disease and Urinary Tract Infection.


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