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Sulu is so gay
« on: October 28, 2005, 09:15:06 am »
If you heard him on Howard Stern before, you probably already figured this out, but George Takei has come out of the closet.

'Star Trek' Actor George Takei Comes Out
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051028/ap_en_tv/people_george_takei

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2005, 09:16:03 am »

They played the best fake clip on WAAF this morning... like 9 minutes long, they go to planet KY, get a virus that lowers their inhibitions, and Sulu ends up all Rupaul... I almost drove into a tree I was laughing so hard.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2005, 09:20:09 am »
As if this photo doesn't say it all.



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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2005, 09:21:38 am »

It's the double shocker!

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2005, 09:22:23 am »
The Vulcan shocker.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2005, 09:22:49 am »

Makes you wonder about male vulcan anatomy... their fingers aren't THAT long.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2005, 09:29:00 am »
So that could have been the original story of Star trek 6: The Undiscovered Country  :P
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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2005, 09:30:02 am »
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Homo.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2005, 10:45:16 am »

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2005, 10:46:17 am »

Knew that one was coming from someone.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2005, 11:18:25 am »
Nah, next they'll be saying Scotty wasn't really Scottish.
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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2005, 11:28:27 am »
He's just confused right now . . . and for the last 60 years.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2005, 11:51:37 am »
Kirk took ALL the women so Sulu had to adapt or starve.  :-*
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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2005, 12:25:48 pm »
Kirk took ALL the women so Sulu had to adapt or starve. :-*
LOL.

Star Trek 7:  Sulu does Dallas.
Star Trek 8:  Dallas does Sulu.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2005, 12:41:16 pm »
Teamwork - A group of people running around doing what I say.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2005, 12:55:49 pm »
Its time for the Sulu Dance!!

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2005, 01:17:36 pm »
Quote
You mean...
Star Trek 7:  Sulu does Dallas Cowboys.
Star Trek 8:  Dallas Cowboys does Sulu

Give the guy some respect. Just because he's gay doesn't mean he's sleeping around. He's been with the same partner for 18 years.

Gay people get enough grief in this country as it is.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2005, 01:18:38 pm »

Damn, so when we all assumed he was sleeping around with chicks, we were wrong on that one too.

If a Star Trek actor can't get around, who can?

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2005, 02:08:43 pm »
Just because he's gay doesn't mean he's sleeping around.

Wrong sterotype implied.  Kirk was bagging the ladies all over because he is (was) a star.  That only left dudes for Sulu to bag because he is (was) a star not because he's gay.  My funny is based on Hollywood types sleeping around anyhow and Sulus sexuality as an adaptation because of Kirks pimpdom on da ladies.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2005, 02:09:51 pm »
Give the guy some respect. Just because he's gay doesn't mean he's sleeping around. He's been with the same partner for 18 years.
Gay people get enough grief in this country as it is.
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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2005, 02:10:02 pm »
Damn, so when we all assumed he was sleeping around with chicks, we were wrong on that one too.

Back in the day, he was sleeping around with chicks, it's just that they were from the planet Transvestulan, and featured an extra appendage.


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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2005, 02:11:27 pm »
Its time for the Sulu Dance!!

Thank You . . . VERY MUCH, for putting the Sulu Dance song in my head.  Everybody is NOT wearing tight pants. Except Sulu.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2005, 02:44:09 pm »
Sulu is my lover. We are maarried.

come ere babe
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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2005, 02:45:25 pm »

Like we said, first person that posts a pic of frosted moobies gets banned from the club, BYOAC, and life.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2005, 02:46:47 pm »
workin on froste moobs pik now.  ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) ::) :-[ :P :-[ >:( :D :) :D ??? ??? 8)
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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2005, 02:54:16 pm »
no i'm noy. i dont hafe a camer
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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2005, 04:24:59 pm »
no i'm noy. i dont hafe a camer

You could tell that I had my finger on the ban button over at the photo site, couldn't you?

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2005, 06:01:55 pm »
no i'm noy. i dont hafe a camer

sorry, is that drunken gay engrish? please transvestite that for us.....i mean translate.  ::)

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2005, 07:36:25 pm »
I figured he waited for Scotty to "move on" before being true to himself.

At the very least he did not come out to push a book.

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Re: Sulu is so gay
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2005, 09:34:12 pm »
Link to the Sulu Dance!!  http://66.218.63.245/web/sulu_dance.mp3

S-U-L-U Sulu DANCE!
You can dance like Sulu hello
And shake your little behind yes
You've gotta give it a chance when you do the sulu and dance and you're friends will say oh my
I say, jump around if you want to and move your arms like a machine yes
If you do the sulu dance while wearing tight pants some people may call you a queen
The sulu dance! sulu! Sulu! Just fine! Sulu! Sulu! Now that