sega thinks im special

[Sephroth57]

so i get this email from sega.com i dunno how im on their mailing list, probably signed up a while ago. and basicly they want to pay me to talk about videogames for 90 min online, hes a paste of part of the email



Sega would like to invite you to participate in a 90-minute online focus group discussion about video games. These discussion groups will be held online and over the Internet. Therefore, you can participate in these groups from your home, office or other location. We have hired an independent research company to conduct these focus groups. Your responses will be anonymous. You will not be asked to purchase anything.

All that you need to participate is a PC (not MAC) computer and high-speed Internet access via a web browser such as Internet Explorer or Netscape.

You will be paid $75 by check for participating in the entire 90-minute session. Please note that this is a personal invitation and is non-transferable. Do not forward this email to others.






sounds pretty badass, i registered =)

[missioncontrol]

better make sure it's not a scam.

[Sephroth57]

nooo i was too late


Thank you for registering for the Artafact online focus group. Your registration for this focus group has been declined.

Unfortunately, we had too many show up for this session and we must limit the size so that the moderator can be most effective.




no it was definately real, i checked into it and the company running the focus group had real stuff goin on it was legit. oh well, woulda been an easy 75$

[missioncontrol]

to bad That $75 could have bought a few beers

[Goz]

Next time move faster before they figure out who you are. 

[missioncontrol]

Next time move faster before they figure out who you are.

[Stingray]

You're still special. That's why we let you ride on AmericanDemon's bus.

-S

[Harry Potter]

You're still special. That's why we let you ride on AmericanDemon's bus.

-S

In the back.

[Sephroth57]

well duh, everyone knows the cool kids sit in the back

[ChadTower]

On that bus, the cool kids are the ones who don't have feces stains somewhere on them.

[Harry Potter]

feces. i can say feces. oh I'm so full of feces. hahaha go fornicate with your self autocensor

[AmericanDemon]

On that bus, the cool kids are the ones who don't have feces stains somewhere on them.

AmericanDemon pulls his hat down and closes the door to his bus.

Hmph we'll see who is cool now.

AmericanDemon pulls a lever and the back of the bus opens up and dozens of monkeys pop out and start flinging poo at everyone.

[Dartful Dodger]

You are so special, you don't have an event, but a whole Olympic dedicated to you.

[AmericanDemon]

YAAAAY FRUIT!