Author Topic: Ninjas Must Be Stopped!! (Read 2831 times)

CD_Vision · « **on:** April 06, 2002, 07:33:18 am »

Please, everybody... Think about the Kittens... Just this once...

Lilwolf · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2002, 08:47:16 am »

hahahahaha

Zapper · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2002, 09:33:23 am »

Those darn Ninjas....

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Jakobud · « **Reply #3 on:** June 07, 2002, 11:56:45 am »

Heheh check this:

<img src=http://www.realultimatepower.net/godkills.jpg>

Jabba · « **Reply #4 on:** October 27, 2005, 10:51:03 am »

Just wanted to see if this post will get any action. Dredged it up from the past...

Stingray · « **Reply #5 on:** October 27, 2005, 10:53:37 am »

All those poor kittens.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #6 on:** October 27, 2005, 10:54:54 am »

Now I know where Paige is. He's killing kittens.

Goz · « **Reply #7 on:** October 27, 2005, 11:03:10 am »

I bet that kittens get slaughtered daily because of the cheesecake thread

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** October 27, 2005, 11:03:18 am »

Dude, they go to all that trouble, and can't even check the spelling in the text.

Boo.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #9 on:** October 27, 2005, 11:34:49 am »

killing kittens is fun

markrvp · « **Reply #10 on:** October 27, 2005, 11:38:11 am »

I'll try and kill a couple of kittens over lunch.

Goz · « **Reply #11 on:** October 27, 2005, 11:44:37 am »

Quote from: missioncontrol on October 27, 2005, 11:34:49 am

killing kittens is fun

And satisfying...

Harry Potter · « **Reply #12 on:** October 27, 2005, 11:45:45 am »

Quote from: Gozur on October 27, 2005, 11:44:37 am

Quote from: missioncontrol on October 27, 2005, 11:34:49 am
killing kittens is fun

And satisfying...

But messy

Jabba · « **Reply #13 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:15:31 pm »

I had a friend who killed 1000 ~~chickens~~ er, kittens in one day Does that count?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #14 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:17:29 pm »

H

Quote from: Jabba on October 27, 2005, 12:15:31 pm

I had a friend who killed 1000 ~~chickens~~ er, kittens in one day Does that count?

His own kittens or someone else's?

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:51:24 pm »

Download Kill a Kitten by Stephen Lynch.

Best... song... ever.

MameJunkie · « **Reply #16 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:56:42 pm »

It can't be true...

If it was, there would be NO kittens left in the world.
I myself would have eliminated all those in N.America.

versapak · « **Reply #17 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:01:56 pm »

Well...

I took care of the Ninjas, but the solution may have led to further problems.

ChadTower · « **Reply #18 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:03:02 pm »

See, I took care of it by coming up with new methods that confused the ninjas enough that the kittens were able to revolt.

Stingray · « **Reply #19 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:50:55 pm »

God is an angry chunk of chocolate cake?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #20 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:56:16 pm »

Replace the kitten with Bush and watch Mr C disappear forever.

ClubNinja · « **Reply #21 on:** October 27, 2005, 02:02:35 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 27, 2005, 12:51:24 pm

Download Kill a Kitten by Stephen Lynch.

Best... song... ever.

True that.

versapak · « **Reply #22 on:** October 27, 2005, 02:12:55 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on October 27, 2005, 01:50:55 pm

God is an angry chunk of chocolate cake?

-S

Of course not.

Like he could be bothered with the lightwork.

Sharp teethed turds are obviously hired hands. duh...

jbox · « **Reply #23 on:** October 28, 2005, 09:49:06 am »

No thread involving harm to kittens is complete without a mention of bonsai kitten.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #24 on:** October 28, 2005, 09:50:18 am »

Two kittens are already dead. See the iced boobies at StingraysMadness.

markrvp · « **Reply #25 on:** October 28, 2005, 09:57:45 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 28, 2005, 09:50:18 am

Two kittens are already dead. See the iced boobies at StingraysMadness.

I never knew killing a kitten would be so much fun.

ChadTower · « **Reply #26 on:** October 28, 2005, 09:59:30 am »

Those boobies were not iced via masturbation, so they killed no kittens.

Goz · « **Reply #27 on:** October 28, 2005, 10:01:38 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 09:59:30 am

Those boobies were not iced via masturbation, so they killed no kittens.

Afraid to ask... but what the hell

Got proof?

ChadTower · « **Reply #28 on:** October 28, 2005, 10:03:27 am »

Common sense, bro. Why would you be doing that with a naked woman sitting in front of you? Don't you think there's better ways to get the job done?

Goz · « **Reply #29 on:** October 28, 2005, 10:04:24 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 10:03:27 am

Common sense, bro. Why would you be doing that with a naked woman sitting in front of you? Don't you think there's better ways to get the job done?

Point is... can't assume. might be on the rag

markrvp · « **Reply #30 on:** October 28, 2005, 10:05:46 am »

Quote from: Gozur on October 28, 2005, 10:01:38 am

Quote from: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 09:59:30 am

Those boobies were not iced via masturbation, so they killed no kittens.
Afraid to ask... but what the hell

Got proof?

I was afraid she would call it off if I asked to videotape it.

Goz · « **Reply #31 on:** October 28, 2005, 10:07:37 am »

Quote from: markrvp on October 28, 2005, 10:05:46 am

Quote from: Gozur on October 28, 2005, 10:01:38 am
Quote from: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 09:59:30 am

Those boobies were not iced via masturbation, so they killed no kittens.
Afraid to ask... but what the hell

Got proof?

I was afraid she would call it off if I asked to videotape it.

Mark you did a fine job and on second thought; We can take your word for it. Thanks for not showing any sausage.

ChadTower · « **Reply #32 on:** October 28, 2005, 10:08:13 am »

Quote from: Gozur on October 28, 2005, 10:04:24 am

Point is... can't assume.


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