David Copperfield is an ass hat. He's SO overly dramatic, he makes David Caruso appear low-key. Anybody hear what that doorknob's latest "magic trick" is gonna be? He's gonna have a sonogram of some chick, and make her pregnant onstage. Now, I have an idea of how I'd want to do that trick, but it sure as hell isn't a magic trick, and he's still an ass hat.
For his next trick, I want him to make himself disappear. For YEARS.