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Re: spiders
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2005, 11:13:54 am »
I'm moving soon to Scorpion country...



Cant wait....

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Re: spiders
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2005, 11:16:23 am »
I once got bit over 300 times in one night by a snake.

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Re: spiders
« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2005, 11:17:01 am »
We have those too.  A lady I work with was riding her harley through town the other day and felt something moving on her back under her shirt.  She reached back to try to brush whatever it was away and it fell down her pants and stung her ass a bunch of times.  It was all she could do to pull her bike over and right at the side of Main Street she dropper her pants and started slapping her ass.  She said it was excruciating. 
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Re: spiders
« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2005, 11:18:00 am »

I'm sorry, but that had to have been one of the funniest things EVER to see happen.

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Re: spiders
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2005, 11:21:04 am »
Her husband was riding behind her and he pulled over and was trying to make her pull her pants back up.  She kept pushing them back down and was like, "THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE!!!"

He got embarrassed and said, "Meet me at the next gas station," and drove away.  I missed it, unfortunately, even though it happened just a couple blocks from my apartment and I could probably have seen it just by looking out the window. 
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Re: spiders
« Reply #45 on: October 25, 2005, 11:23:00 am »

Nice guy, taking off on his wife like that.  It's not like she could have gone into shock from being poisoned or anything.

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Re: spiders
« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2005, 11:35:22 am »

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Re: spiders
« Reply #47 on: October 25, 2005, 11:55:08 am »
I'm moving soon to Scorpion country...


Cant wait....

We have those too. They only come out at night. Wear your shoes if you go outside after dark.

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Re: spiders
« Reply #48 on: October 25, 2005, 12:14:06 pm »

Kind of like ticks here, then, except ticks can give you a permanent disease.

So can Seph's mom

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Re: spiders
« Reply #49 on: October 25, 2005, 01:08:27 pm »
I once got bit over 300 times in one night by a snake.  Or possibly a single file line of snakes. 

Damn those 6" spitting trouser snakes.



And they always seem to leave their venom all over the place especially in your hair.... least thats what Sephs mom says.

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Re: spiders
« Reply #50 on: October 25, 2005, 01:36:46 pm »
So can Seph's mom

Seph's mom ain't hiding in no shed or in no corner.  There are no corners when Seph's mom is around.

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Re: spiders
« Reply #51 on: October 25, 2005, 01:47:51 pm »