pwned

[Bones]

I think Seph might actually be in love and is fighting this realisation. We should be nice to him, don't want to offend him or the mother of his future children.

[missioncontrol]

I thought congress enacted a law stating Seph shall not be allowed to spawn children

The Seph Sterilization Act

if this law is not in place call your congressman and get this bill on the table.

This may be the one thing that our politacal BYOACers will agree on. 

[Bones]

before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see

OK, OK....
Mrs Bones, 7 months pregnant at the time with little Harley who is now 2 years old.

[DrewKaree]

before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see

OK, OK....
Mrs Bones, 7 months pregnant at the time with little Harley who is now 2 years old.

I dunno....the pic she sent me is better than that one Bones.  Although I don't think you can post that one even in the cheesecake threads

Yours has too much clothing cluttering it up

[Bones]

Hmmm..... Drew's the only smart arse to make comment. You guys must have marginally more respect than I originally thought you had.

[McBain]Or maybe you are all just homosexual.[/McBain]

[Stingray]

I'm sure that everyone here regularly has sex with women who are so hot that things spontaniously combust as they walk through the room. We're just a big pack of love monkeys after all.

-S

[DrewKaree]

I'm sure that everyone here regularly has sex with women who are so hot that things spontaniously combust as they walk through the room. We're just a big pack of love monkeys after all.

-S

Does that make this a love shack, baby love shack?

[Stingray]

I'm sure that everyone here regularly has sex with women who are so hot that things spontaniously combust as they walk through the room. We're just a big pack of love monkeys after all.

-S

Does that make this a love shack, baby love shack?

That sounds right to me.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Someone should put a painted sign at the side of the road.  This place was kinda hard to find.  'specially with my big-as-a-whale car.

[ChadTower]

Why is Bones posting pics of my noncommitment sex chick?

[shmokes]

My wife is a hottie....but she'd probably divorce me if I put her picture on "my message board" (as she calls it).

[DrewKaree]

We could start our own reality show.  BYOAC Wife Swap. 

I wonder if they'd want to be traded to someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though? 

[Stingray]

...someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though? 

Every time I mention this board I get an odd reaction from Mrs. Stingray. She seems to be at once comforted and disturbed that there is an online community of people who are every bit as strange as I am.

-S

[DrewKaree]

...someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though? 

Every time I mention this board I get an odd reaction from Mrs. Stingray. She seems to be at once comforted and disturbed that there is an online community of people who are every bit as strange as I am.

-S

What's your answer when she gives you the question "what do you guys talk about?  It can't be about those games all the time"? 

I can tell that saying "pR0n" all the time isn't the answer she's looking for

[Stingray]

...someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though? 

Every time I mention this board I get an odd reaction from Mrs. Stingray. She seems to be at once comforted and disturbed that there is an online community of people who are every bit as strange as I am.

-S

What's your answer when she gives you the question "what do you guys talk about?  It can't be about those games all the time"? 

I can tell that saying "pR0n" all the time isn't the answer she's looking for

I told her that I spend a lot of time dropping the old double winkie in DrewKaree's direction, but she doesn't seem to buy that story.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Can this be Mrs DK?  Oh, and my wife doesn't want you talking about your winkie to me anymore.  I told her I'm not the boss of you.  She looked at me strangely.  Wimmins

[Stingray]

Oh, and my wife doesn't want you talking about your winkie to me anymore. 

She's not the boss of me either.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Oh, and my wife doesn't want you talking about your winkie to me anymore. 

She's not the boss of me either.

-S

What kind of look do you think THAT'S gonna get me?

[Stingray]

Probably one that's significantly less sexy than the one in the picture you just posted.

-S

[Havok]

Can this be Mrs DK?

[Harry Potter]

Oh, and my wife doesn't want you talking about your winkie to me anymore. 

She's not the boss of me either.

-S

You say that now

[ChadTower]

We could start our own reality show.  BYOAC Wife Swap.

Can we swap wives for cabs?  What good is parting with the current wife if you have to put up with someone else's?

[DrewKaree]

Swapping wives for cabs sounds like a bad idea too.  Everyone'll end up thinking they got shafted in the deal.  One guy loses all his cabs and the other guy....well, nevermind.  Anyone got any cabs they wanna trade for a wife?

[missioncontrol]

as for the wife swap thing what arcades machines are you willing to give me for her.....

[missioncontrol]

...someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though?

[Bones]

My wife is a hottie....but she'd probably divorce me if I put her picture on "my message board" (as she calls it).

And I was like;
"Hey Bones chick, you got a picture of you I can show my arcade geek mates?"
"No, it doesn't have to be a naked one....."

[Clonedsheep]

Yes it does. PM me

[missioncontrol]

And I was like;
"Hey Bones chick, you got a picture of you I can show my arcade geek mates?"
"No, it doesn't have to be a naked one....."

I totally disagree with you on that.........

[SirPeale]

as for the wife swap thing what arcades machines are you willing to give me for her.....

$1.84 and a half can of 'Pringles.'

I post some pic of me and friends with some guys from a band, and youre critisizing a girl youve seen 1 picture of. before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see

Hey, I think she's pretty fine.  And I stated as such.  And I demanded you post MORE pictures of her, and you have yet to comply with those demands.

[ChadTower]

I dogged on her, but it should be noted I'd hit it, go home, hold the sausage hostage 4x/day for the next week just so I could go back and hit it again with much stamina.

[DrewKaree]

I found some directions in pikshur form for the less educated, or for when words are too hard to read, like after 17 too many drinks

[Bones]

Seph's gone pretty quiet around these parts.....

[SirPeale]

Seph's gone pretty quiet around these parts.....

*shakes fist* he better be getting those other photos!

[Havok]

Seph's gone pretty quiet around these parts.....

*shakes fist* he better be getting those other photos!

of "ur mom" ?

 

[ChadTower]

Of his mom...

...it takes a lot of negotiations, setting up a helicopter for aerial shots.

[Jabba]

No wonder Seph's not back, ragging on his mom like that. You know what they say of speaking bad ill of someone's mom!!!

[ChadTower]

They say you can save someone the trip to her house?

[ChadTower]

Just got back from Seph's house... his mom is hot.

[missioncontrol]

                

[shmokes]

See what I mean.  Clearly Stingray means that smiley as, "I am on the verge of vomiting."  But people often use it as, "I am on the verge of lauging."

Mods, is there anyway people can like, get a warning for the first time they use that smiley, and then permanently banned after that?