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« on: October 22, 2005, 03:22:24 pm »

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Re: pwned
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2005, 04:25:55 pm »
I don't know who exatly pwnes them, but I'd return them to the store, they look like they were in the bargain bin.

But ooh!  I didn't know Fender was re-releasing the classic 'duct-tape' bass!  Nice!

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Re: pwned
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2005, 04:43:17 pm »
Did you get any gay sex?
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Re: pwned
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2005, 04:46:23 pm »
lol thats dougs custom bass, he built it himself =P

obviously duct tape is a vital component
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Re: pwned
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2005, 04:53:32 pm »
Did you get any gay sex?
Why do you think they're lined up tallest to shortest. Seph's very methodical in that respect.
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Re: pwned
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2005, 05:32:08 pm »
That goofy bucked teeth chick looks like she has some impressive hooters.

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Re: pwned
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2005, 05:40:12 pm »
Groupies aren't what they used to be
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Re: pwned
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2005, 05:41:50 pm »
Hey, whats Seph got in his hand?

I think it might be a rubber for all the gay sex he is about to enjoy.

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Re: pwned
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2005, 05:46:16 pm »
lol thats a cookie someone made for adams birthday. and yeah theyre big.. shes my friend with benefits lol
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Re: pwned
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2005, 05:52:41 pm »
Hey, whats Seph got in his hand?

I think it might be a rubber for all the gay sex he is about to enjoy.
Eeeewww. He uses one rubber on all them blokes?  :-X

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Re: pwned
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2005, 06:03:17 pm »
and yeah theyre big.. shes my friend with benefits lol
I should have guessed it, what with the red hair and all.... Have you got a naked pic of her you can post?

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Re: pwned
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2005, 07:13:03 pm »

That's the chick you've been telling me about?  Nice rack, but with teeth like that, keep it zipped before it gets chomped off.

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Re: pwned
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2005, 08:23:56 pm »
what does pwned mean?
Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Re: pwned
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2005, 09:12:34 pm »
THAT is your friend with benefits?  Man, you are sinking ever lower.

If she didn't have those owls, she'd be a "nice personality" chick.

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Re: pwned
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2005, 09:23:39 pm »
I've always suspected that about half of the guys here are in-closet gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Re: pwned
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2005, 09:41:58 pm »
eh thats a bad picture, although i admit shes a butterface shes truely the nicest girl ive ever met, does everything for me. but yeah the 36ds are a nice distraction though

yeah incase you didnt figure out from my ranting on friday, thats doug and adam from halifax =p

we ended up going back to the studio they were stayin at that night, drinkin , wandering the streets of hoboken at 5am (not smart, lol) and going to some ghetto diner there. oh and we went in probably the shadiest and scariest bar ive ever seen, straight out of a movie with the fat black guy sellin drugs outside and a bunch of bald fat biker guys inside. we needed to buy some beer, we ended up buyin a couple 6 packs of bud for 7.50 each!! what BS, oh and the cans smelt like someone literally wiped their ass on them, so everytime you took a drink you smelled it lol
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Re: pwned
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2005, 09:42:22 pm »
THAT is your friend with benefits? Man, you are sinking ever lower.
Nahh man, let her hair down, put her in a pretty dress, apply some tasteful makeup and get her to smile different and there could be a real babe there...,

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Re: pwned
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2005, 09:46:30 pm »
I've always suspected that about half of the guys here are in-closet gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I've always suspected Seph was, and that he's got an Irish love-buddy.  Everyone else seems ALMOST normal.  Not that there's anything wrong with that either.
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Re: pwned
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2005, 09:52:04 pm »
THAT is your friend with benefits? Man, you are sinking ever lower.
Nahh man, let her hair down, put her in a pretty dress, apply some tasteful makeup and get her to smile different and there could be a real babe there...,

I found one of her in a dress, and it doesn't look like she's got ANY makeup on....different smile......I've gotta disagree with you on this one.  This is in the light too, so mebbe that's what's throwing you off. 































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Re: pwned
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2005, 09:55:22 pm »
I saw someone who looked like that at a Star Trek Convention. But it was a man, I think.
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Re: pwned
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2005, 11:30:05 pm »
Naw, man...definitely a bad picture.  She can stop by and say hi anytime.

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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2005, 11:35:28 pm »
yeah really, wheres your pics of your non commitment sex chicks? =p
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Re: pwned
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2005, 03:44:49 am »
we need a front shot.  i can't see how many tires she has.

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« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2005, 01:08:07 pm »
Naw, man...definitely a bad picture.  She can stop by and say hi anytime.

You can give that horse a carrot, but Mr Ed was the only talking horse.

And Seph, no one wants to actually be SEEN with yer mom, much less have their picture taken with her.

(c'mon, seriously, you didn't see that one coming?  It BEGGED to be said!)
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Re: pwned
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2005, 01:41:48 pm »
What does Seph's mom and mopeds have in common???

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« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2005, 01:49:32 pm »
What does Seph's mom and mopeds have in common???
Paige rides both every day?
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« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2005, 01:52:21 pm »
What does Seph's mom and mopeds have in common???
Paige rides both every day?

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« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2005, 04:23:05 pm »
we need a front shot.  i can't see how many tires she has.

Yes.  Please post more pictures.

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« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2005, 05:12:33 pm »
THAT is your friend with benefits?  Man, you are sinking ever lower.

If she didn't have those owls, she'd be a "nice personality" chick.

It's only a matter of time before you tell us you're gay.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Re: pwned
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2005, 05:18:07 pm »
yeah really, wheres your pics of your non commitment sex chicks? =p
I had posted a pic of a blow-up doll as a reply to this but the pic has mysteriously vanished.....

Perhaps saint has more use for it than I do.

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Re: pwned
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2005, 06:26:17 pm »
What does Seph's mom and mopeds have in common???
Paige rides both every day?

LMAO, man I missed this place :D  Surely you can do better than that broad though...

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Re: pwned
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2005, 06:54:00 pm »
Ya know...she might be pretty hot and just have an unfortunate smile.  Look at Jessica Simpson.  Sometimes, when her eyebrows are under control and her mouth is closed she can be downright smokin'

bring it bones....  ;)
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« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2005, 07:03:52 pm »
It would also help if someone could Photoshop out the red eyes.
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« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2005, 08:58:05 pm »
and close her mouth, lower her eyebrows, and put on something that matches.

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« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2005, 10:49:13 pm »
lol, if i wasnt one of those people who really dont give a crap i would be pretty offended. I post some pic of me and friends with some guys from a band, and youre critisizing a girl youve seen 1 picture of. before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see
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« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2005, 11:16:37 pm »
I really shouldn't post all three of them together in one pic as you suggest

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« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2005, 11:30:50 pm »
lol, if i wasnt one of those people who really dont give a crap i would be pretty offended.

Methinks you care a little. 

The reply below leads me to believe you're startin' to get worked up over it....plus your "what should I do with my ex" thread tells us if you really liked her, it wouldn't matter what we said, you wouldn't listen anyhoo.  We've picked your scab of "FTW am I doing?" and you're outta Band-Aids ;) ;D

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« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2005, 11:45:36 pm »
lol, if i wasnt one of those people who really dont give a crap i would be pretty offended. I post some pic of me and friends with some guys from a band, and youre critisizing a girl youve seen 1 picture of. before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see

Oh, and why are you more upset at our opinion of your sex-only partners than your screw-your-fellow-human-being policy about returning busted stuff to a store?  And I highly doubt there's anyone here who's married....that meant they CHOSE to "sex up" that person.....who would give 2 flips what anyone here thought of their spouse. 

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« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2005, 12:14:41 am »
i think "she looks good naked" would suffice.

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« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2005, 12:16:33 am »
i think "she looks good naked" would suffice.

I need more evidence to come up with that conclusion......

If in fact there are such pictures feel free to send the evidence to my gmail account in which you can find in my profile.

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