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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2005, 12:31:28 pm »
I was looking at the first picture thinking "what's so funny about that". Then I scrolled down. Bravo to whoever came up with that concept.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2005, 12:33:27 pm »
I volunteer Paige's scooter for the muffin billboard.
Now in a tasty new flavour.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2005, 12:35:16 pm »
We can start calling him the muffin man. Have you seen the muffin man? I haven't.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2005, 12:36:44 pm »

He lives on Drury Lane.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2005, 12:49:26 pm »
those billboards rule
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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2005, 01:08:42 pm »

Here, someone would steal that muffin and soccer ball.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2005, 01:20:18 pm »

Here, someone would steal that muffin and soccer ball.

I've been to places where someone would steal the crushed cars.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2005, 01:25:30 pm »

I could see Paige running up with a toolbox, stealing parts, and then running away with a radiator and a brake pad.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2005, 01:25:58 pm »
and then installing them on his scooter
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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2005, 01:26:59 pm »

I've been to places where someone would steal the crushed cars.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2005, 01:28:14 pm »

I could see Paige running up with a toolbox, stealing parts, and then running away with a radiator and a brake pad.

tell him to grab me the master cylinder for my Bronco

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2005, 01:29:52 pm »

Oh, Paige has a master clyinder for you, but he doesn't need to steal it to get it.

A nice, hard, fleshy master cylinder.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2005, 01:32:37 pm »
ho that's allright you can keep that to yourself....

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2005, 01:45:50 pm »
A nice, hard, fleshy master cylinder.
I don't get it.
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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2005, 01:48:25 pm »
A nice, hard, fleshy master cylinder.
I don't get it.

That's because Chad's been getting it....

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2005, 02:02:12 pm »
I never noticed this but it looks like Master Cylinder has very prominent metallic nipples.  :-X
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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2005, 02:14:07 pm »
pehaps he should get some funnels and do the Madonna thing......

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2005, 02:18:09 pm »
That's because Chad's been getting it....

And using it piston style on Seph's mom.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2005, 06:45:34 pm »
I never noticed this but it looks like Master Cylinder has very prominent metallic nipples.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2005, 08:48:50 am »
Now he's touching himself, which I find to be infinitely more disturbing.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2005, 09:08:55 am »
But he doesn't look to be enjoying it...Kinda forcing himself...
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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2005, 09:09:49 am »
Maybe that's how he looks when he's turned on.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2005, 09:21:42 am »

Self loathing plays tricks on the mind.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2005, 11:52:51 am »
Back to the billboards:
Now in a tasty new flavour.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2005, 11:55:28 am »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, now that's funny!

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2005, 12:22:24 pm »


More here.  Photoshopped (at least I hope so) but still funny.

http://www.ladygodivas.ca/billboard%20Humor.htm
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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2005, 02:59:45 pm »
I volunteer Paige's scooter for the muffin billboard.

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2005, 11:50:50 pm »


Is it just me, or does that dude bear a SUPER eery resemblance to Hulkster?
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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2005, 02:59:30 am »
upri your mosm a billboard
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Re: funny billboards
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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2005, 10:00:35 am »
This one's great.


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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2005, 10:05:25 am »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sick.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2005, 10:50:35 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: funny billboards
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2005, 12:30:32 pm »

This would be better if we left out the obvious photoshops.