Jersey girls look good from a distance.
If you have talked to them, you know what is wrong with them.
If you have put up with their ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---, you know what is wrong with them.
If you have had to replace your tires because she heard from her equally Jersey cousin that you were sleeping with someone else, when what really happened is Jersey cousin came on to you and then tried to break up your relationship when you said no, you know what is wrong with them.
Jersey chicks are the template to which Jerry Springer compares his guests.