Author Topic: Zakk's Cheesecake Secretary (Read 6985 times)

Stingray · « **on:** October 13, 2005, 09:22:23 am »

Just reserving a spot. Made ya look though, didn't I?

-S

Bones · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:22:59 am »

Yes.

I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:23:58 am »

almost had your dollar bills out?

ChadTower · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:28:42 am »

His limp, 3" dollar bills.

Goz · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:31:32 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 13, 2005, 09:22:59 am

Yes.

I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.

Wasn't it the same way when you first saw the Fat Chicks thread?

ChadTower · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:32:21 am »

That was the other side of his shorts, though.

Stingray · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:33:39 am »

Six replies and this thread has already gotten unbelievably gross. I'm so proud.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:36:54 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 09:28:42 am

His limp, 3" dollar bills.

See, this is the cool thing about the metric system. 3 inches sounds pitiful but 76.2mm sounds impressive.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:36:59 am »

i think in the past 2 months weve all become really good at making the EE board rated R

Stingray · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:38:46 am »

A good solid PG-13 at any rate.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:40:36 am »

well modern day rated R. i remember back in the 80s when a rated R action movie meant you were gonna see some titties

Stingray · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:41:20 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 09:40:36 am

well modern day rated R. i remember back in the 80s when a rated R action movie meant you were gonna see some titties

Those were the days.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:42:47 am »

Life is rated R. Everytime I go to the bathroom I see something I couldn't post here. Go figure...

ChadTower · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:01:28 am »

Mirrors don't lie.

Bones · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:21:08 am »

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:23:06 am »

Does these pants make me look fat?

It's not the pants.

Setabs · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:06:07 am »

I lend you this one.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:06:59 am »

She looks CGI'd

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:14:14 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 13, 2005, 11:06:59 am

She looks CGI'd

Nothing wrong with a little Silicone at the Workstation.

Stingray · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:15:37 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 13, 2005, 11:06:59 am

She looks CGI'd

Virtual cheesecake?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:16:15 am »

She is PERL based web scripting?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:16:40 am »

Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 11:14:14 am

Quote from: bosss7 on October 13, 2005, 11:06:59 am
She looks CGI'd

Nothing wrong with a little Silicone at the Workstation.

I wasn't complaining. It would be nicer if I had 3d glasses attached to my PC.

Serious question: Speaking of which, does anyone know if shutter glasses work with LCD monitors?

ChadTower · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:17:46 am »

Theoretically, they should, since the concept is dependent on two stuttered images, unrelated to the CRT.

I bet a CRT is better at it, though.

Stingray · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:19:38 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:16:15 am

She is PERL based web scripting?

I could actually hear crickets chirping as I read this.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:20:33 am »

I never claimed it was funny.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:21:04 am »

programmer geeks =p

Stingray · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:22:17 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 11:20:33 am

I never claimed it was funny.

It's a good thing.

-S

Havok · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:48:07 am »

OK, this thread has been going on long enough. Hello? Zakk? Time to put it back on topic. Where are those scans?

ChadTower · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:50:24 am »

He's trying, but her left leg keeps hanging out of the scanner.

Goz · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:58:04 am »

Somehow I'd imagine a hand held scanner would be more fun for this project.

-Goz

ChadTower · « **Reply #30 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:59:45 am »

If he got it wrong, she'd end up in the fat chicks thread.

Zakk · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:04:37 pm »

Well since the other thread degenerated into a "she's too fat to be a model", I don't think she'll be uppin wit da pics any time soon.

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:05:40 pm »

So in which thread is Zakks Secretary? I mean I musta missed it somewhere!

Stingray · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:06:35 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on October 13, 2005, 12:04:37 pm

Well since the other thread degenerated into a "she's too fat to be a model", I don't think she'll be uppin wit da pics any time soon.

Nice going guys.

You can tell her that the majority of us still think she's definitely cheesecake material.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:07:47 pm »

I never said she's too fat. I said she's not pretty enough.

Stingray · « **Reply #35 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:08:11 pm »

Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 12:05:40 pm

So in which thread is Zakks Secretary? I mean I musta missed it somewhere!

Hope she doesn't mind the repost.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #36 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:09:20 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 13, 2005, 12:07:47 pm

I never said she's too fat. I said she's not pretty enough.

Maybe you're not pretty enough for her.

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #37 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:11:36 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on October 13, 2005, 12:08:11 pm

Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 12:05:40 pm
So in which thread is Zakks Secretary? I mean I musta missed it somewhere!

Hope she doesn't mind the repost.

-S

By far worthy of cheesecake. Hey Zakk.... I'm single... how about your secretary?

Stingray · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:14:16 pm »

She's super hot, plus she's part native american, which makes her even hotter.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2005, 12:16:15 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 13, 2005, 12:09:20 pm

Maybe you're not pretty enough for her.


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