Fat chicks inside!!!!

[Harry Potter]

There is a very pretty girl under all that makeup.

Most of the time, the girl ain't all that pretty (or not Hollywood galamarous at least) once the 5 layers of make-up are stripped (not to mention lighting and room service).

Hence make-up. Otherwise it'd be called make-down. 

[DrewKaree]

yea, it's the last 15 minutes.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

It was like those slow motion "N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!" moments in a movie when you know what's coming up, and still can't stop it or somehow manage to not look at it....like a train wreck....you GOTTA look.

* DrewKaree shudders thinking about the dude jumping in the car scene

Pressed ham on glass is one thing, pressed sausage is something unholy that should never be done ever ever never ever never ever again

[duffjr]

i'd gain some weight for that role if i could.  he's probably getting laid cause he was in a movie now.