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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2005, 10:07:21 am »
ok, so she does have a utility. more useful than "duck tolling" i might add.

i picture these dogs in tollbooths making ducks pay to cross the road
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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2005, 10:18:52 am »

Heh, it's not too far off. 

You're in a duck blind with a gun.  There are ducks on the pond.  The dog is trained to circle around the pond and flush the ducks in your direction.  You shoot a duck or two, then the dog will retrieve the ducks without damaging them and give it to you.

Hopefully the ducks are dead by then.

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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2005, 11:44:43 am »

Yeah, but really, how many times can you punt a small dog before it stops making that yip sound?

Based on my research:

Three.

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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2005, 11:52:07 am »

Yeah, but really, how many times can you punt a small dog before it stops making that yip sound?

Based on my research:

Three.
five if it's a Chihuahua (thank you spellchecker)
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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2005, 11:58:55 am »

Chihuahuas are good in chalupas.

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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2005, 12:21:18 pm »
Me gusta chihuahua chimichangas.

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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2005, 12:26:02 pm »

Chim chimney chim chimney chim chim chihuahuas

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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2005, 08:48:36 pm »
yeah my dog has no 'utility' though, her job is to look cute and to be fun to play with, and she is =P
It would be impossible to walk that dog in a park and not get attention from pretty girls.

It would also be imposible to walk that dog in a park and not get attention from "pretty" guys too.  Methinks Seph is giving us hints about what's in his closet.

Not that there's anything wrong with that ;D
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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #48 on: October 17, 2005, 04:07:48 am »
I just busted my dog eating used sandpaper.  May or may not have something to do with the smell....

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Re: Farting old dog
« Reply #49 on: October 17, 2005, 04:18:35 am »
my dog had an anal tumor that pushed his intestines around.  he had that blood/tumor smell for the last month.  i finally had to put him asleep when he smeared blood on my work.