Author Topic: Farting old dog (Read 4715 times)

Bones · « **on:** October 12, 2005, 07:34:37 am »

Cross Rottweiler/Boxer, oldish dog 12 years old. Lately her farts make me want to hurl. Smells so very bad and hangs around forever. I really can't describe the smell but it is incredibly foul.

Sometimes I hear it. Not like a farting sound but more like the sound it would make if you blew air through a straw.

I let the dog sleep in the garage and as a result I smell it in my office and sometimes even when inside the house. I don't have the heart to put her outside after she is so conditioned to sleeping in the comfort of my garage.

The have been no changes in her diet. Any ideas to reduce the stink factor?

menace · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2005, 07:37:07 am »

She's likley put up with your stinky farts this long--I think turnabout is fair play

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2005, 08:54:53 am »

feed her less kangaroos and stop making her fetch boomerangs.... crazy aussies

ChadTower · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2005, 08:58:40 am »

The obvious joke here is that you need to stop putting things in, and then the foul smell will stop coming out.

Stingray · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:01:19 am »

You might try switching to a senior dog food. I feed my oldest dog Science Diet Senior, it seems to help some, but she still rips off a paint-peeler now & then.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:03:28 am »

Quote from: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 09:01:19 am

You might try switching to a senior dog food. I feed my oldest dog Science Diet Senior, it seems to help some, but she still rips off a paint-peeler now & then.

It bears repeating: she still rips off a paint-peeler now & then.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:08:20 am »

LMAO, that creates a nice mental picture

see your dog is butch, my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts

Bones · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:10:49 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 09:08:20 am

see your dog is butch, my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts

Your a Poodle kinda guy aren't you man? Crazy Americans....

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:14:26 am »

Little girly dogs are the size of a football for a reason.

In terms of evolution, they have all the disadvantages of being a dog, with none of the advantages. They are a buffet item.

Stingray · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:18:03 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 12, 2005, 09:10:49 am

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 09:08:20 am
see your dog is butch, my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts
Your a Poodle kinda guy aren't you man? Crazy Americans....

Well, he does play dancing games, what do you expect?

-S

Bones · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:19:18 am »

It probably has a pretty little pink ribbon to match his car.

ChadTower · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:20:48 am »

He hangs it from his rearview mirror.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:25:10 am »

hey my dog is cool =P

Stingray · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:26:07 am »

If I were feeling more creative, I'd photoshop a poodle hanging between a pair of fuzzy dice in Sephs car. I'm not, so just pretend that I did that and posted it here.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:26:14 am »

That dog would be good at Aussie football, until she went all limp.

Stingray · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:26:54 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 09:25:10 am

hey my dog is cool =P leave her alone

That really isn't helping your case, man.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:30:45 am »

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:33:40 am »

lol, whatever at least my dog doesnt fart =p

ChadTower · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:35:59 am »

Is that dog pink or in a pink cloud?

Bones · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:36:58 am »

I am more interested in why it has wheels.

Stingray · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:38:08 am »

I wish my dog had wheels. I feel a new project coming on.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2005, 10:46:41 am »

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2005, 03:09:38 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 12, 2005, 07:34:37 am

I really can't describe the smell but it is incredibly foul.

Eggcid? That's how I describe the dog farts around here when it starts to burn your eyes

.

ChadTower · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2005, 03:41:48 pm »

Stop following it around trying to get images of poo and that won't happen.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2005, 03:44:00 pm »

That's what we do in Australia when we're not making our dogs fetch boomerangs.

ChadTower · « **Reply #25 on:** October 12, 2005, 03:45:36 pm »

So when someone screams WHERE MY DOGS AT, the answer may well be FETCHING BOOMERANGS.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #26 on:** October 12, 2005, 03:48:09 pm »

As far as I know, only Danny seems to give that response. Living in the desert drove him crazy.

Stingray · « **Reply #27 on:** October 12, 2005, 03:49:17 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 12, 2005, 03:48:09 pm

As far as I know, only Danny seems to give that response. Living in the desert drove him crazy.

Oh, so that's what did it.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #28 on:** October 12, 2005, 03:51:40 pm »

Oh Danny boy
the cactus the cactus is caalllllllling

Harry Potter · « **Reply #29 on:** October 12, 2005, 03:51:51 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on October 12, 2005, 03:49:17 pm

Quote from: bosss7 on October 12, 2005, 03:48:09 pm
As far as I know, only Danny seems to give that response. Living in the desert drove him crazy.

Oh, so that's what did it.

-S

The second, more obvious sign was when he began pretending to be Ashley Judd.

Stingray · « **Reply #30 on:** October 12, 2005, 03:57:07 pm »

Well that's more of a symptom than a cause.

-S

DrewKaree · « **Reply #31 on:** October 12, 2005, 07:44:43 pm »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 09:08:20 am

my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts

You live at home with a girly dog. Is that Virgin movie your autobiographical story? All that's left is for you to tell us your job gives you raises of like a quarter or something before you turn into a total wuss, instead of a half-wuss.

Stingray · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:35:22 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on October 12, 2005, 07:44:43 pm

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 12, 2005, 09:08:20 am

my dog is 13 but shes a little girly dog. she never farts

You live at home with a girly dog. Is that Virgin movie your autobiographical story? All that's left is for you to tell us your job gives you raises of like a quarter or something before you turn into a total wuss, instead of a half-wuss.

At least he doesn't drive a Mitsubishi.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:37:33 am »

Bones · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:41:42 am »

Actually, all girlie man/car/dance-pad music aside, that is one cute little dog Seph.

ChadTower · « **Reply #35 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:53:52 am »

My family used to breed, train, and sell duck tolling dogs where I grew up in NS.

That dog is the type of dog people would avoid bringing to our house because it is a chew toy to a real dog.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:56:39 am »

yeah my dog has no 'utility' though, her job is to look cute and to be fun to play with, and she is =P

ChadTower · « **Reply #37 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:00:52 am »

Yeah, but really, how many times can you punt a small dog before it stops making that yip sound?

Bones · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:02:28 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 13, 2005, 09:56:39 am

yeah my dog has no 'utility' though, her job is to look cute and to be fun to play with, and she is =P

It would be impossible to walk that dog in a park and not get attention from pretty girls.

Stingray · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:06:13 am »

Good point.

-S


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