Author Topic: Just got a good laugh (Read 2299 times)

Stingray · « **on:** October 07, 2005, 09:31:01 am »

One of the teachers here just walked into my office and asked me if I like cheesecake. I laughed and I laughed loud. I'm sure she thinks I've got a cog loose. Chocolate/orange cheesecake is very tasty, never had that kind before.

I just spent several minutes trying to revise that last statement to ward off the dirty jokes, but in the end I gave up and decided to let nature take it's course.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2005, 09:32:27 am »

I would have fell out of my chair laughing at that one.

whammoed · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2005, 09:57:09 am »

Was she hot?

Stingray · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:05:12 am »

Quote from: whammoed on October 07, 2005, 09:57:09 am

Was she hot?

Not even remotely.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:17:46 am »

ewwww cold/stale cheesecake

Stingray · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:21:55 am »

More like rancid.

-S

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:27:42 am »

So she wasn't even a 'snackable' cheesecake? sad.

whammoed · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:44:58 am »

Lets pretend for a moment she was hot.

Hot teacher: Do you like cheesecake?
Quagmire: Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Giggitty , Giggitty , Giggitty !

missioncontrol · « **Reply #8 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:46:29 am »

sounds like a Van Halen Video

Stingray · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2005, 11:01:49 am »

I don't feel tardy.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2005, 11:10:07 am »

i prefer vanilla cheesecake. sweedish/irish especially =)

ChadTower · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2005, 11:48:00 am »

Stingray reaches down between his legs... eases the seat back... She's runnin... he's flyin... Right behind in the rearview mirror now... got the feelin... power steerin... pistons poppin... ain't no stoppin now

J_K_M_A_N · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:44:02 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 07, 2005, 11:48:00 am

Stingray reaches down between his legs... eases the seat back... She's runnin... he's flyin... Right behind in the rearview mirror now... got the feelin... power steerin... pistons poppin... ain't no stoppin now

That's Panama, not Hot For Teacher!

J_K_M_A_N

ChadTower · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:46:56 pm »

So? It's just as appropriate.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:49:39 pm »

First the Gorilla suit, then this. This place is really sinking in the 'class' department.

Stingray · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:52:04 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 07, 2005, 12:49:39 pm

First the Gorilla suit, then this. This place is really sinking in the 'class' department.

Nah, we hit rock bottom ages ago.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:56:01 pm »

We haven't hit rock bottom until someone has to ask Saint to remove a pic of another member's genitals.

Stingray · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:57:06 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 07, 2005, 12:56:01 pm

We haven't hit rock bottom until someone has to ask Saint to remove a pic of another member's genitals.

I stand corrected (and shuddering).

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:57:44 pm »

waiting for tommy to post

Stingray · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:58:32 pm »

Somebody lock this thread NOW!

Oh wait, it's my thread, I guess I could do that.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:59:12 pm »

completely OT... WTF look at this spam i just got in my email

Rise and shine!

zeon dt I'm not hesitating. I'm crazy about real ma-tu-re home-made videozs. stillbirths.
That's why i'm a regular member qoi wpz
of this site http://www.urilo.org?pics=gSPYYV.dXjbY,hVX
mkz Only real amateur films but of a very high quality.

The nail that sticks up will be hammered down.In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

ChadTower · « **Reply #21 on:** October 07, 2005, 12:59:28 pm »

tommy's genitals are no threat to anyone.

Dude... stillbirths?

Stingray · « **Reply #22 on:** October 07, 2005, 01:00:08 pm »

Seph, you need to change your email address right away!

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #23 on:** October 07, 2005, 01:00:56 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 07, 2005, 12:59:28 pm

tommy's genitals are no threat to anyone.

Wait until Tommy buys a 24 megapixel camera. Threads will be getting locked left, right 'n centre.

ChadTower · « **Reply #24 on:** October 07, 2005, 01:07:11 pm »

tommy cannot operate a 24 megapixel camera. He won't even be able to get it entirely into his mouth.

Bones · « **Reply #25 on:** October 07, 2005, 06:08:33 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 07, 2005, 12:56:01 pm

We haven't hit rock bottom until someone has to ask Saint to remove a pic of another member's genitals.

Gimmie 5 minutes. I am up for the challenge.

ChadTower · « **Reply #26 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:51:45 pm »

Do it. I like rock bottom. In 12th grade I used to wake up on the beach, not remembering how I got there, and then just go right to school, still half drunk. I remember rock bottom. It tasted like old vodka and sand.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #27 on:** October 08, 2005, 02:42:23 am »

Quote from: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 12:52:04 pm

Quote from: bosss7 on October 07, 2005, 12:49:39 pm
First the Gorilla suit, then this. This place is really sinking in the 'class' department.

Nah, we hit rock bottom ages ago.

-S

..and started to dig!

Stingray · « **Reply #28 on:** October 10, 2005, 09:15:14 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on October 08, 2005, 02:42:23 am

Quote from: Stingray on October 07, 2005, 12:52:04 pm
Quote from: bosss7 on October 07, 2005, 12:49:39 pm
First the Gorilla suit, then this. This place is really sinking in the 'class' department.

Nah, we hit rock bottom ages ago.

-S

..and started to dig!

Too bad we broke the jackhammer trying to use it to shake up a can of beer.

-S

Havok · « **Reply #29 on:** October 10, 2005, 09:43:30 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 07, 2005, 12:59:12 pm

completely OT... WTF look at this spam i just got in my email

Rise and shine!

zeon dt I'm not hesitating. I'm crazy about real ma-tu-re home-made videozs. stillbirths.
That's why i'm a regular member qoi wpz
of this site http://www.urilo.org?pics=gSPYYV.dXjbY,hVX
mkz Only real amateur films but of a very high quality.

The nail that sticks up will be hammered down.In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

I think that would make a cool metal song...


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