Author Topic: Jessica Simpson now "Available" (Read 1851 times)

PetitMorte · « **on:** October 05, 2005, 02:26:38 pm »

Nick and Jessica have files for divorce.

Anyone got dibs yet?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2005, 02:27:28 pm »

Bones is next in line.

shmokes · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2005, 02:29:10 pm »

Everybody knows it was her giant teeth and weird eyebrows that drove them apart.

Stingray · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2005, 02:30:07 pm »

Bones has already has forsaken her for Liv Tyler. Whoever gets her next is in charge of photographing her in the shower. Lets get those pics online soon, I plan to use one on this years xmas cards.

-S

tommy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2005, 02:31:25 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 05, 2005, 02:27:28 pm

Bones is next in line.

He can have that blundering idiot. I would bang her brains out though, if she had any.

MameMaster! · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2005, 02:44:25 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on October 05, 2005, 02:29:10 pm

Everybody knows it was her giant teeth and weird eyebrows that drove them apart.

...you really think she's that funky?.....hmm...I think she looked pretty hot in the boots video......but to each their own.

I betcha' she would give a hell of a lapdance!

Havok · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2005, 02:48:57 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on October 05, 2005, 02:30:07 pm

Bones has already has forsaken her for Liv Tyler. Whoever gets her next is in charge of photographing her in the shower. Lets get those pics online soon, I plan to use one on this years xmas cards.

-S

Don't worry guys - I have a "home video" of us coming out for Christmas!

DarkKobold · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2005, 03:10:40 pm »

Dang, beaten to the punch. Was coming here to post.

shmokes · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2005, 03:12:06 pm »

Evidence...Look at the last two. She has difficulty even closing her mouth over her giant teeth.

AC. · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2005, 04:19:36 pm »

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=203346&GT1=7153

Unfortunately it may not be true

Harry Potter · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2005, 04:22:43 pm »

Quote from: ascar9 on October 05, 2005, 04:19:36 pm

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=203346&GT1=7153

Unfortunately it may not be true

Damn! Double Damn!!

Anyone want to buy a really Cheap'n'Nasty engagement ring?

Bones · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2005, 05:00:24 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on October 05, 2005, 03:12:06 pm

Evidence...Look at the last two.

shmokes · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2005, 06:05:37 pm »

pfft....Jessica doesn't care if you stick up for her. What? Do you think she hasn't read the Liv Tyler thread. Leave Jessica, and her creepy eyebrows and horse teeth, the hell alone. She doesn't love you anymore.

Jessica Simpson · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2005, 06:20:08 pm »

Shut up shmokes.

pointdablame · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2005, 08:41:22 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on October 05, 2005, 03:12:06 pm

Evidence...Look at the last two. She has difficulty even closing her mouth over her giant teeth.

huh???

There are teeth in those pictures?

Bones · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2005, 08:53:52 pm »

She has only had difficulty closing her mouth since that special weekend we went spent together....

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2005, 09:34:54 pm »

just the three of us... when BB ran the camera the whole time.

Bones · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2005, 09:37:34 pm »

Only a selfish and jealous man would not allow his girl to be gangbanged...

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2005, 09:40:02 pm »

LOL. That didn't get auto censored...

Bones · « **Reply #19 on:** October 05, 2005, 09:44:36 pm »

Gangbang is not a dirty word any more than ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- is.....

Stingray · « **Reply #20 on:** October 06, 2005, 09:18:03 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 05, 2005, 09:44:36 pm

Gangbang is not a dirty word any more than ---auto-censored--- is.....

This post is so funny I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

-S

PetitMorte · « **Reply #21 on:** October 06, 2005, 10:11:43 am »

PVP rocks.

Stingray · « **Reply #22 on:** October 06, 2005, 10:13:25 am »

Wow, a comic strip about BYOAC: Everything Else. Who knew?

-S


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Author Topic: Jessica Simpson now "Available" (Read 1851 times)

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