Author Topic: We have a new king (Read 9077 times)

I would spend a lot less time here if you Americans would get your crap together and fix your timezone. The board doesn't come to life here until around 11:00pm so I find myself burning the candle long into the night...

ChadTower · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2005, 09:33:46 pm »

All that means is that we leave the stupid browsers open, geesh.

Bones · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2005, 10:17:10 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 30, 2005, 09:33:46 pm

All that means is that we leave the stupid browsers open, geesh.

No Chad, you can't escape that easy.....
http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=35033.0

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2005, 10:29:08 pm »

i need to be on that list damnit

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2005, 11:12:47 pm »

My browsers refresh themselves every hour no matter what url they're on, that's why.

Bones · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2005, 11:15:17 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 30, 2005, 11:12:47 pm

My browsers refresh themselves every hour no matter what url they're on, that's why.

What's that smell? Sniff, sniff...

Ahhh yes, it smells just like denial.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2005, 11:21:18 pm »

From the Stats Page:

Code: [Select]

Male to Female Ratio: 69.5:1

It's a Pickle-Party! (tm)

mrC

ChadTower · « **Reply #18 on:** September 30, 2005, 11:44:41 pm »

Just the way you like it!

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #19 on:** September 30, 2005, 11:50:40 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 30, 2005, 11:44:41 pm

Just the way you like it!

Hey! Who's the one with 7398 posts??

(and 35 days online!)

mrC

Bones · « **Reply #20 on:** October 01, 2005, 12:00:53 am »

Chad meant the Pickle-Party(tm) comment, he is coming onto you.

Goz · « **Reply #21 on:** October 01, 2005, 01:35:44 am »

Bones... congrats on passing me on the way to the top.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #22 on:** October 01, 2005, 05:25:28 am »

Bones is probably on government hadouts and has nothing better to do...

Bones · « **Reply #23 on:** October 01, 2005, 06:17:43 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 01, 2005, 05:25:28 am

Bones is probably on government hadouts and has nothing better to do...

No, I have never had a government hadout.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #24 on:** October 01, 2005, 07:17:47 am »

I was on them for a year. it was horrible.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #25 on:** October 01, 2005, 02:39:45 pm »

What's a hadout?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #26 on:** October 01, 2005, 02:41:28 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on October 01, 2005, 02:39:45 pm

What's a hadout?

It's like you Americans spell colour without a 'u', we spell handout without a 'd'.

ChadTower · « **Reply #27 on:** October 01, 2005, 03:11:00 pm »

Or an N.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #28 on:** October 01, 2005, 03:11:51 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 01, 2005, 03:11:00 pm

Or an N.

Exacly

DrewKaree · « **Reply #29 on:** October 01, 2005, 03:40:09 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 01, 2005, 03:11:51 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on October 01, 2005, 03:11:00 pm

Or an N.
Exacly

So when you tell us you love to look at books all day, it's really not what we think it to mean, and you're simply doing the "leave out a few letters" thing, and us Yanks should know that what you're truly trying to say is that you love to look at bollocks all day?

It's all becoming clearer

Harry Potter · « **Reply #30 on:** October 01, 2005, 03:50:32 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on October 01, 2005, 03:40:09 pm

Quote from: bosss7 on October 01, 2005, 03:11:51 pm
Quote from: ChadTower on October 01, 2005, 03:11:00 pm

Or an N.
Exacly

So when you tell us you love to look at books all day, it's really not what we think it to mean, and you're simply doing the "leave out a few letters" thing, and us Yanks should know that what you're truly trying to say is that you love to look at bollocks all day?

It's all becoming clearer

That was quick. We thought you Yankee boys wouldn't figure out our system for at least another 100 years. I guess the abuse will have to be more direct you ---auto censored--- ---auto censored---!

Bones · « **Reply #31 on:** October 01, 2005, 06:47:29 pm »

The American spelling of the word "mum" has always bothered me.

Sure, worlds like jail and color, I can understand these perversions of the English language, but mom.... What the hell is a mom?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #32 on:** October 01, 2005, 07:06:56 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 01, 2005, 06:47:29 pm

The American spelling of the word "mum" has always bothered me.

Sure, worlds like jail and color, I can understand these perversions of the English language, but mom.... What the hell is a mom?

I never heard of those worlds before. when were they discovered?

Bones · « **Reply #33 on:** October 01, 2005, 07:32:21 pm »

* Slaps forehead.

Zakk · « **Reply #34 on:** October 01, 2005, 07:46:56 pm »

"Oi, whatshat all eebout then? Whiee at's me mum it is gov'nr"

And you're complaining aboot american perversions?

Don't you guys call the back of a car a boot? (snicker)
A bathroom a loo? (loo?)

Oh I could go on, and I'm not even 'mericun.

Bones · « **Reply #35 on:** October 01, 2005, 09:51:43 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on October 01, 2005, 07:46:56 pm

And you're complaining aboot american perversions?

Don't you guys call the back of a car a boot? (snicker)

As opposed to a trunk?? That's as mad as a gumtree full of galah's......

Trunks are what us Aussie have stashed in out undies to entertain our hot sheila's.

Havok · « **Reply #36 on:** October 01, 2005, 11:53:33 pm »

Kylie Minogue.... Yummy....

I like Australia!

Zakk · « **Reply #37 on:** October 02, 2005, 12:52:06 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 01, 2005, 09:51:43 pm

Quote from: Zakk on October 01, 2005, 07:46:56 pm
And you're complaining aboot american perversions?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #38 on:** October 02, 2005, 12:56:24 am »

Quote

Imagine your surprise when an officer pulls you over and wants to check out your trunk!

We don't do that here (I can't speak for Tasmania though). Bribery works for us.

Quote

(what the heck is a galah?)

A really loud and annoying parrot/bird. The only equivalent in America would be Drew

Bones · « **Reply #39 on:** October 02, 2005, 12:58:15 am »

Quote from: Havok on October 01, 2005, 11:53:33 pm

Kylie Minogue.... Yummy....

I like Australia!

Kylie is getting old but fear not, Neighbours has recruited more Aussie hotties for export and this time they have boobs.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #40 on:** October 02, 2005, 01:01:50 am »

Damn. When did this happen??

Last time I watched that show, they were still wearing high jeans and Russell Crowe was a regular on it.

May have to learn to program my VCR from now on.

Boz · « **Reply #41 on:** October 02, 2005, 01:17:53 am »

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 30, 2005, 09:00:19 pm

Bones............

OMFG. I about pissed myself laughing at that applause image.

Bones · « **Reply #42 on:** October 02, 2005, 01:30:22 am »

Did I mention the boobs thing?

Boz · « **Reply #43 on:** October 02, 2005, 02:40:40 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 02, 2005, 01:30:22 am

Did I mention the boobs thing?

Sounds like you've had plenty of "material" to make the "booby" avatar you wanted. You should find something nice and plump with a few beads of sweat suspended on curves where they ahere by magic alone.

(noticing everyone looking at him with a blank stare)
(crickets in the background)

Ummm... nevermind.

SirPeale · « **Reply #44 on:** October 02, 2005, 08:50:39 am »

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 30, 2005, 07:43:56 pm

Quote from: Peale on September 30, 2005, 07:20:15 pm
Yikes. Since getting my job, I'm not even on the list any more.

slacker.......

I got a job plus taking 12 credit hours in school and I'm on the list

I am, however, top on the 'Topic Starter' list. How did that happen?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #45 on:** October 02, 2005, 10:02:22 am »

Quote from: Peale on October 02, 2005, 08:50:39 am

I am, however, top on the 'Topic Starter' list. How did that happen?

Maybe you get thread starting points when you move a thread aound to it's proper forum.

Stingray · « **Reply #46 on:** October 03, 2005, 08:49:09 am »

Surely I'm online much more often than many of the people on that list. I'm number five for the total number of f[posts, but I didn't even make the total amount of time online list. How did that happen?

-S

Goz · « **Reply #47 on:** October 03, 2005, 08:58:43 am »

Quote from: Stingray on October 03, 2005, 08:49:09 am

Surely I'm online much more often than many of the people on that list. I'm number five for the total number of f[posts, but I didn't even make the total amount of time online list. How did that happen?

-S

It's all in the cookies.

You could try changing the # of minutes you are logged in on the log in screen. Default = 60.

I'm actually logged in a good 8hrs a day. I had past Drew weeks ago..

-Goz

Stingray · « **Reply #48 on:** October 03, 2005, 09:01:33 am »

It's not important enough for me to actually do anything about it. I just want to have something to complain about.

-S

Goz · « **Reply #49 on:** October 03, 2005, 09:03:02 am »

Quote from: Stingray on October 03, 2005, 09:01:33 am

It's not important enough for me to actually do anything about it. I just want to have something to complain about.

-S

Cool then your happy

Stingray · « **Reply #50 on:** October 03, 2005, 09:13:47 am »

I'm always happy.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #51 on:** October 03, 2005, 10:29:48 am »

Quote from: Stingray on October 03, 2005, 08:49:09 am

Surely I'm online much more often than many of the people on that list. I'm number five for the total number of f[posts, but I didn't even make the total amount of time online list. How did that happen?

-S

Slacker

Stingray · « **Reply #52 on:** October 03, 2005, 10:35:37 am »

So should I nap more often or less often?

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #53 on:** October 03, 2005, 11:33:07 am »

Definitely more. No such thing as '~~not enough~~ too much napping'. (one day I'll learn to express myself properly)

Stingray · « **Reply #54 on:** October 03, 2005, 11:39:03 am »

ChadTower · « **Reply #55 on:** October 03, 2005, 12:19:11 pm »

He is the sofa king.

I give him his title:

Sofa King We Todd Ed

Bones · « **Reply #56 on:** October 03, 2005, 05:26:17 pm »

There is nothing quite as cool as sleeping during the day. I live for daytime naps.

tommy · « **Reply #57 on:** October 03, 2005, 06:46:39 pm »

I see i'm on this list... so i must be at work more often doing nothing or i must be on the forums working.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #58 on:** October 04, 2005, 12:04:44 am »

Quote from: Stingray on October 03, 2005, 08:49:09 am

Surely I'm online much more often than many of the people on that list. I'm number five for the total number of f[posts, but I didn't even make the total amount of time online list. How did that happen?

-S

I think they modified the criteria to only log your "quality" time spent. Makes me wonder how I'm not in the negative for time

Bones · « **Reply #59 on:** October 04, 2005, 12:17:10 am »

C'mon... Boobs are quality. Damn, these should be rewarded with extra credit points!

Stingray · « **Reply #60 on:** October 04, 2005, 09:30:47 am »

Yeah seriously, I post plenty of cheescake. What, I get no "quality points" for that? We need to seriously rethink the whole system.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #61 on:** October 04, 2005, 09:32:46 am »

i demand a recount!

Stingray · « **Reply #62 on:** October 04, 2005, 09:34:03 am »

**waiting for someone to make a "hanging chad" joke**

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #63 on:** October 04, 2005, 09:44:51 am »

Plenty of people around here have called for hanging Chad.

Stingray · « **Reply #64 on:** October 04, 2005, 09:53:52 am »

That didn't take long.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #65 on:** October 04, 2005, 10:15:13 am »

10 minutes to be exact. Far too long.

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #66 on:** October 04, 2005, 10:18:41 am »

Beth (Natalie Imbruglia) had very nice boobs, and still does. Though she/they no longer appears in Neighbours.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #67 on:** October 04, 2005, 10:21:56 am »

Quote from: JoyMonkey on October 04, 2005, 10:18:41 am

Beth (Natalie Imbruglia) had very nice boobs, and still does. Though she/they no longer appears in Neighbours.

She appears to be cranking out bad music now. With nice boobs.

Goz · « **Reply #68 on:** October 04, 2005, 10:28:02 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 04, 2005, 10:21:56 am

Quote from: JoyMonkey on October 04, 2005, 10:18:41 am
Beth (Natalie Imbruglia) had very nice boobs, and still does. Though she/they no longer appears in Neighbours.
She appears to be cranking out bad music now. With nice boobs.

As long as the nice boobs are part of the equation I don't think it matters much.

ChadTower · « **Reply #69 on:** October 04, 2005, 10:29:00 am »

Hey, some chicks make a nice career out of poor work while sporting nice boobs.

See Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #70 on:** October 04, 2005, 10:31:16 am »

And some have failed.....
Like Tommy

Goz · « **Reply #71 on:** October 04, 2005, 10:34:42 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 04, 2005, 10:31:16 am

And some have failed.....
Like Tommy

Moobs do not count...

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #72 on:** October 04, 2005, 11:25:27 am »

moobles

Harry Potter · « **Reply #73 on:** October 04, 2005, 12:19:15 pm »

Moobys

ChadTower · « **Reply #74 on:** October 04, 2005, 12:31:55 pm »

Meastesses

missioncontrol · « **Reply #75 on:** October 14, 2005, 02:36:36 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on October 03, 2005, 08:49:09 am

Surely I'm online much more often than many of the people on that list. I'm number five for the total number of f[posts, but I didn't even make the total amount of time online list. How did that happen?

-S

Looks like you finally made the list

I bet it was the cheesecake bonus points that put you up there

Stingray · « **Reply #76 on:** October 14, 2005, 02:38:44 pm »

Well, there go 25 days of my life that I'll never get back.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #77 on:** October 14, 2005, 02:39:58 pm »

Like you would have done anything else with them.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #78 on:** October 14, 2005, 02:41:00 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on October 14, 2005, 02:38:44 pm

Well, there go 25 days of my life that I'll never get back.

-S

Hit your head on a toilet seat. Buy a Delorian. Go back in time. Slap yourself silly.

Stingray · « **Reply #79 on:** October 14, 2005, 02:42:32 pm »

Quote

Like you would have done anything else with them.

I may have done something else but I seriously doubt I would have done anything useful.

-S

Santoro · « **Reply #80 on:** October 17, 2005, 12:52:08 pm »

No offense to Raleigh, but who the hell is Raleigh?

ChadTower · « **Reply #81 on:** October 17, 2005, 12:52:37 pm »

Santoro · « **Reply #82 on:** October 17, 2005, 12:53:32 pm »

Oh, duh.

(Crawling back under my rock.)

ChadTower · « **Reply #83 on:** October 17, 2005, 01:01:41 pm »

So who is he? I was laughing that you thought he wouldn't be offended at the question.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #84 on:** October 17, 2005, 01:04:28 pm »

I kinda wondered that myself....

I know I've seen 2600 post once or twice but don't really recall seeing Raleigh post

Santoro · « **Reply #85 on:** October 17, 2005, 01:04:33 pm »

I thought it was a photoshop.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #86 on:** October 17, 2005, 01:13:41 pm »

it's real.... as I have no photoshop skills

Santoro · « **Reply #87 on:** October 17, 2005, 01:21:27 pm »

Raleigh, dude, speak up!!! What's the deal?!

Harry Potter · « **Reply #88 on:** October 17, 2005, 01:30:29 pm »

Maybe he starved to death in front of his computer.

I wonder if skeletons can type?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #89 on:** October 17, 2005, 04:33:15 pm »

Raleigh is from North Carolina! Well, mebbe not, but I actually knew a Raleigh in North Carolina, and I long ago figured out the Raleigh here was not the Raleigh I knew.

So I stand by my North Carolina assertion, even if he's not.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #90 on:** October 17, 2005, 04:37:02 pm »

he must be one of those people who belive in "if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything" obviously chad doesnt follow this rule and look at his ranking =p

DrewKaree · « **Reply #91 on:** October 17, 2005, 04:41:35 pm »

I betcha Raleigh is "Jessica Simpson" and "ashleyj".

Bones and danny, my foot! It's a red-blooded 'mercan impersonatin' them wimmins!

Stingray · « **Reply #92 on:** October 17, 2005, 04:44:43 pm »

I'm thinking that alien abduction (along with the mandatory anal-probing) figures prominantly in this guys mysterious disapearance. Don't argue with me, I've had too much caffine. BZZZZZZZZ!

-S

Bones · « **Reply #93 on:** October 19, 2005, 01:48:17 am »

Abduction and Orange Kombi are always found in the same sentance. It's like one of the laws of thermodynamics or something....

danny_galaga · « **Reply #94 on:** October 19, 2005, 07:30:14 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 19, 2005, 01:48:17 am

Abduction and Orange Kombi are always found in the same sentance. It's like one of the laws of thermodynamics or something....

wasnt peter falconio and meg lees driving an orange kombi?

Bones · « **Reply #95 on:** October 20, 2005, 09:00:02 am »

Quote from: danny_galaga on October 19, 2005, 07:30:14 am

Quote from: BrokenBones on October 19, 2005, 01:48:17 am
Abduction and Orange Kombi are always found in the same sentance. It's like one of the laws of thermodynamics or something....

wasnt peter falconio and meg lees driving an orange kombi?

I refuse to answer that question as this court is not legal.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #96 on:** October 21, 2005, 10:27:22 pm »

i should mention that it was actually JOANNA LEES, not meg lees. meg lees (a politician) has to my knowledge had no involvement in this sorry saga...


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Author Topic: We have a new king (Read 9077 times)

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