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Ronald McDonald
« on: September 27, 2005, 12:19:14 pm »

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2005, 12:21:42 pm »

Okay, now that life size Ronald statue in the playland by my house has to go.  I want an updated version.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2005, 12:27:42 pm »
links to commercial can be found here..........

havn't seen it yet (stupid dial up)

it's the second link

called: Watch Female McDonald Commercial (.wmv)

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000447.html


Wow, now I want to go to McDonalds and get a McGrand
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2005, 12:34:52 pm »
I like it! Although not Cheesecake IMHO.

Funny thing is, Ronald paid a visit to my son's Kindergarten class last year. Ronald scared the sh!t out of my son! Scary clown thing.

Now is Mrs. Ronald paid a visit, I'm sure things would be different  ;)

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2005, 12:35:17 pm »
Oh, mc...you're not missing much. Not bikini  ::)
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2005, 12:38:33 pm »
Yeah, the only thing is that Mrs. McDonald there reminds me of Wendy from the old school Wendy's commercials.... maybe these are their children!!

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2005, 12:40:51 pm »
just saw it.......

Not to bad but where's the bikini

still made me hungry for McDonalds

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2005, 12:43:45 pm »
Is that Wendy or is it Pippy?
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2005, 12:58:56 pm »
I was promised a bikini & thigh high stockings. What a rip-off.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2005, 12:59:49 pm »
Looks like Kate Moss after a bit too Much McCoke.
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2005, 01:01:03 pm »

This chick is going to represent McDonald's.  I say put more clothes on her.  She should be 350 pounds.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2005, 01:02:17 pm »
I hear Danny's sister is looking for a job  ;D
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2005, 01:34:19 pm »

This chick is going to represent McDonald's.
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2005, 01:38:08 pm »

This chick is going to represent McDonald's. I say put more clothes on her. She should be 350 pounds.


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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2005, 01:39:05 pm »

She would be more appropriate, but to truly represent McDonald's, she should have 4 fat, ill mannered, mouthbreather kids.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2005, 01:44:07 pm »
she should also advertise for Marlboro too....


That would help everyone quit

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2005, 01:45:44 pm »

If emphysema, lung cancer, bad breath, funky teeth, smelling bad, dulled senses of taste and smell, and high monetary cost don't discourage people...

...why would being fat?

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2005, 01:46:06 pm »
 :o
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2005, 01:47:21 pm »

That is just terrible parenting.

But hey, he puts a napkin on his shirt.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2005, 01:51:57 pm »

That is just terrible parenting.

But hey, he puts a napkin on his shirt.

I think it just landed there when it fell out of his mouth after he decided that it wasn't greasy enough to eat.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2005, 01:53:43 pm »

He has folds in his elbows.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2005, 01:54:53 pm »
I just assumed he was a mutant with two elbows per arm.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2005, 01:56:48 pm »

That Ronald in the background is the one I was talking about.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2005, 01:58:38 pm »
well I for one say they take down all the Ronalds and replace them with the japanese version.........

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2005, 02:00:00 pm »
well I for one say they take down all the Ronalds and replace them with the japanese version.........

I agree. We need the new Cheesecake Ronnie in the US ASAP.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2005, 02:04:43 pm »

I say they make a statue of that kid and put that in every location.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2005, 02:05:29 pm »
Better yet, just print that picture on the Happy Meal bags.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2005, 02:06:03 pm »

That kid is a marvel of physics.  Gravity seems to stall at his elbows.

I hope they don't let him into the playland.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2005, 02:12:12 pm »
I don't think he'll fit through the back door anyway. Not that he couldn't use the excercise.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2005, 02:23:03 pm »
Start em early



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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2005, 02:26:15 pm »

That's just a really icky breastfeeding photo.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2005, 02:27:32 pm »

That's just a really icky breastfeeding photo.
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2005, 02:37:30 pm »
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2005, 02:42:00 pm »
mmmmmmmmmmm boob

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2005, 02:49:22 pm »
More pics of the new hot Ronnie.

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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2005, 02:57:08 pm »
Best I could do.  ::)
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« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2005, 02:58:55 pm »
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2005, 03:04:42 pm »
:o [pic of fat kid chowing down]

The funny thing is, although the picture of the fat kid eating McDonalds is supposed to be a commentary on the sad state of childhood obesity in the United States... that picture appears to have been taken in another country.

Check out the letters on the window sign.  My guess is that it's from Turkey, Israel, or Greece or something.

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« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2005, 03:07:08 pm »
Nice to know Ronald has worldwide appeal.
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Re: Ronald McDonald
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2005, 03:08:06 pm »

Did anyone here really say it was a US only issue?  Fat kids are fat kids.  Good catch, though.