Tess Smith - *Cheesecake* at the Emmys

[RayB]

I nominate this dress for best design of 2005:

[RayB]

And here's what she wore at some previous Emmy:
(PS: No one seems to know who she is, yet she gets to attend the Emmys year after year)

[Bones]

Hmmmm.... Not exactly a shy girl is she now?

[Goz]

kinda male-ish in the face isn't she/he..

[JackTucky]

That's a man baby!

 

Art

[Stingray]

And here's what she wore at some previous Emmy:
(PS: No one seems to know who she is, yet she gets to attend the Emmys year after year)

I see no reason to not let her attend!

-S

[quarterback]

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Who is Tess Smith? I'm still trying to figure that one out myself. I've seen her billed as a "screenwriter" in photo captions, but I can't find anything that she's written. (Why am I not surprised?)

For the most part, the Emmys are a classy affair, but this chick dressed like she was going to the adult video awards. Granted, Jennifer Lopez, Toni Braxton, Lil Kim, and others have worn similar or even less clothing to award shows, but they can do that (to a certain extent at least) because they're stars and expected to push the fashion envelope. But this trick is a nobody, and she looks like a hot percolating mess.

http://www.itslikebuttababy.com/blog.html

[Stingray]

...But this trick is a nobody...

I'm okay with nobodies dressing like sluts.

-S

[RayB]

Yeesh, up close she looks over 40

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=55715490&cdi=0

[quarterback]

Yeesh, up close she looks over 40

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=55715490&cdi=0

She scares me.

[Sephroth57]

i dunno about this chick, basicly if she wasnt wearing so little clothes, i would never look at her =p

[Stingray]

i dunno about this chick, basicly if she wasnt wearing so little clothes, i would never look at her =p

That's why the gods of cheesecake bestowed upon us head sized paper bags.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Yeah, but the problem is that there were WAY hotter chicks at the Emmys and even if their dresses weren't as revealing as that skankasaurus retch...er...rex, they still make you wanna look at 'em.

That chick makes me feel like I can't take enough showers to get my mind clean of that image   She definitely gives me a hard off.

[Bones]

Still, you have to give her points for the confidence. Or perhaps it's just skankiness... either way, I remain strangely impressed by her.

[Goz]

She still looks like a shemale.. If that does it for you; thats cool..

[pointdablame]

She still looks like a shemale.. If that does it for you; thats cool..

my guess is that is probably a direct insult to shemales.

She is atrocious.  She could have a bag on her head and be holding some bacon and I would still walk right past.

There are millions of hot women on the internet to oogle and drool over... why is this being posted? 

[Bones]

She still looks like a shemale.. If that does it for you; thats cool..

OK, OK.... I don't even know who this bird is or what she is good for.

But seriously, looking at her, it just looks like the make-up is making her look tranny like.

Am I really the only one who sees something with potential under that make-up mask??

[pointdablame]

Am I really the only one who sees something with potential under that make-up mask??

* pointdablame looks around.

Yup...

[Bones]

Bugger.... I hate it when I am different and people point and mock me.

[Sephroth57]

::points and stares::

[Goz]

Bugger.... I hate it when I am different and people point and mock me.

Not mocking you just because you are blinded by tranny lust. Its cool... I hear diversity is a good thing...

[Bones]

Tranny lust.....   

The worst part is I did a search and I couldn't find a better example to justify my view point.

[quarterback]

Tranny lust.....

[Bones]

Some things in this life are better left unexplored....

[DrewKaree]

Still, you have to give her points for the confidence. Or perhaps it's just skankiness... either way, I remain strangely impressed by her.

Confidence is one thing I'd never assign to her.  I think she's an attention whore.  Either that, or she's one of those people who can't stand to have a mirror in their house.  Either way, I still stand by my earlier assessment.

It's hard for me to keep fighting to up your respect points when, on the one hand, you have shown such obviously good taste in barely clothed women in the past, but then you bust out with being impressed by that.....I think I'm going to stick to just barely respecting you.  It makes it easier for you to live up to

She is atrocious.  She could have a bag on her head and be holding some bacon and I would still walk right past.

PDB, you're sliding down the scale as well.  I thought at least YOU would be able to recognize the problem with your sentence and at least have edited it by now.

If she were holding some b@c()n, I'd stop long enough to snatch it straight from the hog.  Use your head man!

Bugger.... I hate it when I am different and people point and mock me.

I hate it when people laugh WITH me.  Makes me wonder what they're up to

[pointdablame]

PDB, you're sliding down the scale as well.  I thought at least YOU would be able to recognize the problem with your sentence and at least have edited it by now.

Its not that I didn't think about it... its just that I don't think I'd WANT bacon that she had.  I'll go spend the few bux and get some non-tainted B@c0n thank you very much.

[DrewKaree]

I bet that chick wouldn't even touch bacon

She'd probably walk in with some prosciutto or something.  Yeah, that's the ticket!  Now I know what it is about her I really don't like!  She looks like a known bacon poser!

[Bones]

I think I'm going to stick to just barely respecting you.

That's the best I could have hoped for.

You know.... After a second look there is the slightest chance she don't have much going for her afterall.

[DrewKaree]

You know.... After a second look there is the slightest chance she don't have much going for her afterall.

Peer pressure DOES work!   Wait'll I tell mom someone WILL jump off a bridge if I.....

[Goz]

I've actually lost some respect for the guy for caving.

* Gozur waits for the flip flop

-Goz

[Bones]

I only caved because I didn't want to find out that she really does have testicles and then be in a situation where I had previously confessed that I would give her some.

This sort of stuff can really ruin a blokes reputation and only give Chad amuunition for months to come.