Schematic copying

[USSEnterprise]

I have a schematic for my pinball machine, but the thing's 30 years old and tearing at all the fold points. The other problem is that its about 5 feet long.  Anyone know of someplace I could get this professionally photocopied without it needing to be cut in half?

[ChadTower]

Kinko's, I would guess, or any professional copy shop.

[Stingray]

Kinkos should have a large format scanner.

-S

[USSEnterprise]

Ok, thanks. Staples was telling me they'd have to cut it up, but I'd perfer not do that

[Ken Layton]

I've had full-sized blueprints and poster sized stuff copied on the big drum scanners at Kinko's.

[ChadTower]

Staples is staffed by the people smart enough not to work at Walmart but not smart enough to work at Target.  Only go there if you need no help.

[Ken Layton]

Staples is the Radio Shack of the office products stores. 

[ChadTower]

I once went there looking for staples.  The Staples sales girl could not find staples.

[Ken Layton]

I only go to Staples to ogle the good looking sales girls. 

[Stingray]

I only go to Staples to ogle the good looking sales girls. 

Somehow I doubt that you'd be overhwelmed my the 300 lb guy who constanly needs a shave that works at the one nearest to me.

-S

[USSEnterprise]

Good looking sales girls? NO. 250 pound 40 year old woman, at least I think she's a woman, wait. I don't want to remember this

[ChadTower]

What is Black Friday?

[Stingray]

I believe that's what the hard core shoppers call the Friday after Thanksgiving.

-S

[ChadTower]

Oh.  I avoid stores when they are open.

[Stingray]

So you're secretly a midnight burgler?

-S

[ChadTower]

No, I avoid them when they are closed too.

I am the evil midnight bomber, what bombs at midnight.  Boom baby boom!

[Stingray]

-S

[USSEnterprise]

someone set us up the bomb