Working hard while eyeing that TT cheerleader!

[Dartful Dodger]

This is a spam email I got, but it was funny.

Imagine this... You just came to Texas Tech University as a freshman...
You get the opportunity to make it big time as the football teams "BELL RINGER"
during their games...
Your whole family, all of your friends, and about 10-15 million ESPN viewers will see you on a Saturday telecast ringing the team's bell....
But to your whole family, all of your friends, and about 10-15 million ESPN viewers you DO NOT appear to be ringing the teams bell...

Bell Ringer

[ChadTower]

That's funny.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

He definitely appears to be ringin' his own bell....

mrC

[Stingray]

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling


Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling

-S

[ChadTower]

One of the best songs ever written.

[Stingray]

And it fits this situation perfectly.

-S

[ChadTower]

I like Jerkit Cicrus by Digital Underground better.

Or maybe Epic by Faith No More.