The point about the collateral damage is a good one, most "electrocution" deaths that deal with household/consumer electronics have to do with jumping/falling or hurting yourself somehow.
And, yeah, the voltage *could* go across your heart and kill you. There's enough current in a AAA battery to stop your heart, this is just really unlikely. I forget the figure, but think about the amount of juice they use in the electric chair to put someone down - and often it takes two or three tries, and they have to crank it up!
I've never got the wrong end of an anode, but I've peed on an electric fence, stuck my fingers in a mosquito zapper, and removed lightbulbs while the circuit is hot.
The safety procedures are good ones, and shoudl be followed, but its sort of like the proper "safe" way to jump a car - where you make your last black/negative connection by connecting to somewhere on the cars chassis, not the black terminal, because it could spark, and the battery could be leaking hydrogen, which could ignite, which could cause the battery to rupture, which could spray you with acid, which could burn you. There's just so many coulds. As Wayne would say, monkeys "could" fly out of my butt.
Thats not to say it cant happen. Its just to say it rarely does. TV repair isnt exactly a high-risk profession - you can learn it by mail via the sally struthers commercial. Anyways, like I said before, theres nothing to be scared of - just aware and respectful of. As a wood shop teacher told us so wisely in 6th grade, don't be scared of the tools, its the scared timid folk that end up with 4 fingers and half a thumb. Just be aware and respectful.