Author Topic: I'm back & I'm PO'd (Read 2357 times)

Crazy Cooter · « **on:** September 04, 2005, 06:13:42 pm »

Just a warning...

Spending a few days on a surgeons table and eating nothing but hospital food makes Cooter very angry. Don't expect my trademark good behaivior.

Especially now that I'm no longer "leet".

GameOver · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2005, 06:35:48 pm »

What's a leet & why does it take a few days to remove it? Sounds uncomfortable...

psik0tik · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2005, 06:46:56 pm »

Bones · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2005, 06:54:44 pm »

C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?

ray_slup · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2005, 07:42:42 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 04, 2005, 06:54:44 pm

C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?

why would you want to know

Bones · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2005, 07:44:59 pm »

Quote from: ray_slup on September 04, 2005, 07:42:42 pm

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 04, 2005, 06:54:44 pm
C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?
why would you want to know

Perhaps I am considering cock enlargement surgery. Why would you want to know?

toolaa · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2005, 10:29:02 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 04, 2005, 06:54:44 pm

C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?

I don't think their mutually exclusive. With today's advances in modern medicine I think they can make it longer, fatter and turn it black too!

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2005, 12:29:18 am »

Quote from: toolaa on September 04, 2005, 10:29:02 pm

I don't think their mutually exclusive. With today's advances in modern medicine I think they can make it longer, fatter and turn it black too!

Yes. They can do some amazing things...

paigeoliver · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2005, 12:42:43 am »

I didn't think they COULD make it fatter. I know there are a whole bunch of ways to make it longer (all based on the fact that half your unit is internal), but I didn't know there was any way to make it fatter!!n

Bones · « **Reply #9 on:** September 05, 2005, 01:44:52 am »

It's a strange thing...

When a man puts on excessive weight he gets a fat gut, fat legs, fat chin, fat fingers, fat neck, fat head, fat elbows, fat eyelids, yet the pride and joy does not benefit by any expansion in girth.

When a woman gets fat at least her hooters increase in size which can be a wonderful thing.

It's like gods little joke against men or something....

paigeoliver · « **Reply #10 on:** September 05, 2005, 03:00:00 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 05, 2005, 01:44:52 am

It's a strange thing...

When a man puts on excessive weight he gets a fat gut, fat legs, fat chin, fat fingers, fat neck, fat head, fat elbows, fat eyelids, yet the pride and joy does not benefit by any expansion in girth.

When a woman gets fat at least her hooters increase in size which can be a wonderful thing.

It's like gods little joke against men or something....

Not only does a man NOT benefit by gaining weight, he actually has a small actual reduction in that area (more of it is underneath the surface of the skin), and a rather large apparent reduction in size. It isn't that it is REALLY much smaller, but it LOOKS a lot smaller compared to the large stomache and legs.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #11 on:** September 05, 2005, 03:24:56 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 04, 2005, 07:44:59 pm

Quote from: ray_slup on September 04, 2005, 07:42:42 pm
Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 04, 2005, 06:54:44 pm
C'mon man, spill the beans. Did they make it longer or just fatter?
why would you want to know
Perhaps I am considering ---auto-censored--- enlargement surgery. Why would you want to know?

To quote an infamous man who built his own coffin and disguised it as a control panel:

"ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer"!

Bones · « **Reply #12 on:** September 05, 2005, 09:12:09 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on September 05, 2005, 03:24:56 am

To quote an infamous man who built his own coffin and disguised it as a control panel:
"ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer"!

in

DrewKaree · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2005, 02:58:55 pm »

I just think you're heinous. Notorious....only after word of your control-panel-coffin gets out, or you get your funeral on the front page of /. or something.

Nothing on the "deefer, deefer"? I thought that was pretty good for the mad libs reply

Bones · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2005, 05:04:22 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on September 05, 2005, 02:58:55 pm

Nothing on the "deefer, deefer"?

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2005, 05:15:08 pm »

Let's just say the "Full Member" beneath my name should be updated to "Humongous Member".

Bones · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2005, 05:26:27 pm »

Man why did you have surgery for that? I see adds all the time where you can buy some pills for $25 and add 3 inches overnight. I know it's true cause it's on the Internet.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2005, 05:40:52 pm »

yep insted of surgery you should have just checked your spam box

Bones · « **Reply #18 on:** September 06, 2005, 08:57:48 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 05, 2005, 05:40:52 pm

yep insted of surgery you should have just checked your spam box

What's that? Some kind of dirty American slang for female genitalia?

Scott84 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2005, 11:44:49 pm »

Instead of beating around the bush. What was the surgery and whast teh scientific name for it? I need to know... for my friend... yes.. my friend..

Stingray · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2005, 09:43:46 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on September 06, 2005, 08:57:48 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 05, 2005, 05:40:52 pm
yep insted of surgery you should have just checked your spam box
What's that? Some kind of dirty American slang for female genitalia?

The sound you just heard was Mt. Dew spraying out my nose and all over my monitor.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2005, 09:46:26 am »

Dudes... he didn't get it enlarged. He got it reduced and tucked. He has a mangina now.

toolaa · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2005, 06:46:57 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on September 07, 2005, 09:46:26 am

Dudes... he didn't get it enlarged.

ChadTower · « **Reply #23 on:** September 08, 2005, 09:22:39 am »

He's back, and he's Pissed On.


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