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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2005, 09:13:40 am »
Crazy kids and their loud music.

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2005, 11:33:09 am »

Strippers on drugs... wow.  Who would have thought?

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2005, 01:31:36 am »
Reminds me of the time one approached me and I didn't hear what she said due to the loud music. So I said "no thank you" to which she got all offended. Said something like "I was only saying hello!" Yeah, sure.

 
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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2005, 05:22:26 pm »
LET ME MAKE YOU HORNY OR YOU WILL DIE
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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2005, 07:14:12 pm »
I never understood strip clubs.... If I wanted blueballs, I'd go back to my first girlfriend. She was the master of that. Yeesh.
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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2005, 07:28:39 pm »
Bones loves strippers. The dirtier the better.

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2005, 08:45:52 pm »
Strippers are cool

I'm thinking of putting a stripper pole in my game room just in case

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2005, 08:47:16 pm »
I already have a stripper pole....

Use your imagination.  8)

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2005, 10:10:10 pm »
I never understood strip clubs.... If I wanted blueballs, I'd go back to my first girlfriend. She was the master of that. Yeesh.

Ordering strippers to your house solves that issue.

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2005, 04:09:00 am »
I already have a stripper pole....

Use your imagination.  8)

Bones, you'll LOVE this link ;D

http://www.czabe.com/mediaclips/index.shtml?a=showclip&id=344
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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2005, 04:34:09 am »
I already have a stripper pole....

Use your imagination.  8)

Bones, you'll LOVE this link ;D

http://www.czabe.com/mediaclips/index.shtml?a=showclip&id=344

Yes, I am able to appreciate that on many levels.  ;)

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2005, 11:52:59 am »

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2005, 09:58:30 am »
Neanderbabes are hot.

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2005, 12:07:51 pm »
Neanderbabes are hot.

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plus you can drag em by their hair and they won't get a restraining order against you.......

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2005, 12:38:42 pm »


...you can drag em by their hair...

Foreplay. :)

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2005, 05:27:28 pm »
Neanderbabes are hot.

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Yeah but the chances of picking up a neanderbabe with a Brazilian is quite slim.

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2005, 09:28:50 am »
Neanderbabes are hot.

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Yeah but the chances of picking up a neanderbabe with a Brazilian is quite slim.

Ya gotta have your dreams though, man. ;D

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2005, 04:25:02 pm »
....I've had the pleasure of visiting some of the best strip clubs in the world here in NYC (Hustler, Scores, Penthouse etc)....and it is always annoying when they get pissed when you send them away.

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BUT.......it's always fun to tell a hot chick to go away....they have it too easy as it is!  ;D

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Seriously. Will it fit in my basement or what?

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2005, 04:26:38 pm »

Up in Montreal, I used to send them away just to see them get pissed. 

Of course, those aren't exactly Scores quality chicks.

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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2005, 09:30:38 am »

Up in Montreal, I used to send them away just to see them get pissed. 

Of course, those aren't exactly Scores quality chicks.


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Re: Obey a Stripper
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2005, 09:31:34 am »

It's better in Tampa.  Much better.

Though, the best option is always to order in.