If you just can't find a few nickels to scrape together to send down there, and you've already mailed 'em your pot to pee in, since they dont' have 'em, head down to the local blood bank, and give blood. There is currently a shortage of blood platelet supply, which are only good for about 5 days. I promise, you can't hate needles more than I do (I can easily get myself to pass out if I watch 'em do it), and it seriously doesn't hurt more than a second or two.