Stop posting so many interesting things to read

[DrewKaree]

I have to get some work done now, and you guys are making it awful hard not to check out the new replies.  Quit it.  Right now.

Thank you bacon for your tasty goodness.  If you had boobs, it would be the cherry on the whipped cream on the gravy on the icing on the cake.  Or something.

[Bones]

Interesting things to read?

Man, I so know you aint referring to anything I post.....

[DrewKaree]

Interesting things to read?

Man, I so know you aint referring to anything I post.....

* DrewKaree turns around to see Bones

hmm?  Whatnow?

[Zakk]

HECKLE

[Bones]

I am slowly over time reducing the amount of time I need to sleep and still be able to function normally. I am down to about 4-1/2 hours per night at the moment but I do feel tired much of the time. My goal is to get down to around three hours per night and still function normally.

3 months ago I was sleeping 6-7 hours per night but only with the assistance of sleeping tablets.

I figure if I can survive on 3 hours sleep per night I can squeeze in another 4 years of porn surfing by the time I am 65.

[jbox]

I am slowly over time reducing the amount of time I need to sleep and still be able to function normally.

In that case I'm going to have to start avoiding the soup...

[paigeoliver]

I am slowly over time reducing the amount of time I need to sleep and still be able to function normally. I am down to about 4-1/2 hours per night at the moment but I do feel tired much of the time. My goal is to get down to around three hours per night and still function normally.

3 months ago I was sleeping 6-7 hours per night but only with the assistance of sleeping tablets.

I figure if I can survive on 3 hours sleep per night I can squeeze in another 4 years of porn surfing by the time I am 65.

If you can develop problems that cause you to wake up often (like me, a hyper-frequent urinator), then your body will react by learning how to jump directly into REM sleep, basically skipping the worthless part of sleep, and then the actual amount of sleep you get won't matter much anymore. I perform pretty much the same on anything from 1.5 hours to 10 hours.

[Bones]

Your ideas intrigue me.

Tell me more paige, how would one go about giving themself a urinary track infection?

[paigeoliver]

Your ideas intrigue me.

Tell me more paige, how would one go about giving themself a urinary track infection?

I have no infection, but you can probably get the same result by drinking lots of diet soda every day.

[Bones]

I have no infection,

It's nothing to be ashamed of man....

[shmokes]

Or water.  What kind of person recommends drinking more soda?

[Bones]

Paige did say diet soda and I suspect this is because phenylalanine is such a naturally occurring substance and obviously beneficial for our bodies.....

[paigeoliver]

I have no infection,

It's nothing to be ashamed of man....

If I have an infection that I have had one for 12 years.

I already know what my problem is, it is drinking too much diet soda. The frequent urination and sleep problems started when I turned 16 and started having money, which I started spending on diet soda.

[Harry Potter]

you should have spent it on bacon instead.

[Bones]

What's wrong with water? Cool, clean, filtered water?

If you really feel it needs something , squeeze a bit of lemon and lime (no sugar) and drop in some ice cubes. It's refreshing, it's delicious, it's healthy.

If you are hooked on bubbles then buy plain soda water and add your own fruity goodness with NO sugar.

Man was not designed to live on soda drinks. I am directly involved via my employment  in the mixing and bottling process for the worlds largest soda company. These drinks are great and the quality of the product is extremely high, but constantly replacing water needs with those type of products has side effects.

If you are drinking something that don't taste like nature, man has probably screwed with it and this doesn't make it better for you.

[psik0tik]

Yes water is better but soda tatses better...thats why im working on bacon flavored water so we can all get healthy and enjoy water once again

[Stingray]

This thread really makes me have to pee.

-S

[Shape D.]

If I have an infection that I have had one for 12 years.

Dear god, theyre gunna have to lance that thing off. Don't you wash it?

[SirPoonga]

Drew, put down the internet and slowly walk away.

[missioncontrol]

I survive on about 4 hrs sleep a night, I've tried to cut down more but just can't without feeling like I'm brain dead......

[Stingray]

I sleep 8 hours a night and about 3 or 4 at work.

-S

[missioncontrol]

Sorry Drew....

I didn't realize my post keep you on the edge of you seat........


 

[Stingray]

Sorry Drew....

I didn't realize my post keep you on the edge of you seat........


 

I know I'll sleep better tonight knowing for sure that it turned out to be the solenoid.

-S

[missioncontrol]

I know I'll sleep better tonight knowing for sure that it turned out to be the solenoid.

-S

inquiring minds want to know.......

[Stingray]

I know I'll sleep better tonight knowing for sure that it turned out to be the solenoid.

-S

inquiring minds want to know.......

Shouldn't you be mowing the lawn?

-S

[missioncontrol]

at almost $4.00 a gallon of gas + 2 acres to mow....


no my lawns not  worth that kind of money.........


too bad I'm still smoke free, I could've checked to see how much gas I have with my lighter.......

[Stingray]

Quicker and cheaper to just set fire to it.

-S

[missioncontrol]

why would I set my mower on fire? then when gas prices go down I'll never get my yard cut........

[Stingray]

why would I set my mower on fire? then when gas prices go down I'll never get my yard cut........

Don't listen to me, I've been smoking oregano.

-S

[missioncontrol]

mmmmmmmmm oregano and nyquil

the perfect combination


and just another update to my fasinating post that keeps Drew coming back to the boards I'll bring up an old one:

no I still havn't converted the wife's car into a ghost fighting machine

[DrewKaree]

I know I'll sleep better tonight knowing for sure that it turned out to be the solenoid.

-S

inquiring minds want to know.......

Shouldn't you be mowing the lawn?

-S

You're not the boss of him.

[psik0tik]

rofl

[Stingray]

I know I'll sleep better tonight knowing for sure that it turned out to be the solenoid.

-S

inquiring minds want to know.......

Shouldn't you be mowing the lawn?

-S

You're not the boss of him.

Yes I am, I have documents to prove it.

-S