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Author Topic: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon  (Read 1827 times)

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Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« on: August 26, 2005, 09:59:19 pm »
I feel dejected, like something used and tossed onto the garbage heap of BYOAC...

I used to be popular, but now bacon has taken over.

Life just doesn't have that special meaning it once had, and I no longer hear or see my crispy, smokey, salty name being called out anymore.

Signed,

Me ( that is, bacon.....)


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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without brussels sprouts
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2005, 10:25:06 pm »
I've never been happier.   ;D

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without brussels sprouts
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2005, 11:19:32 pm »

That's because you thrive on trying to tear things down.

Bacon is not George Bush. 

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without brussels sprouts
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2005, 12:03:49 am »

That's because you thrive on trying to tear things down.

brussels sprouts is not George Bush. 

Neither is bac0n

As happy as he claims to be should be the lengths we should go to in order to see that bac()n never fades from our memories.

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without brussels sprouts
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2005, 12:16:21 am »

That's because you thrive on trying to tear things down.

brussels sprouts is not George Bush.


I thrive on brussel sprouts, actually.


As happy as he claims to be should be the lengths we should go to in order to see that bac()n never fades from our memories.

Muhahahaha...My plan is working PERFECTLY!! Soon, I will be synonymous w/ b@con!!!

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without brussels sprouts
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2005, 12:17:38 am »
Are you guys talking about bac()n, George or  brussels sprouts now? Sheeesh! I'm all consufed!
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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2005, 09:57:54 am »
I'd just like to go on the record here. I love bacon, but don't care for George Bush or brussel sprouts.

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2005, 09:58:43 am »

Would you eat them in the rain?  Would you eat them on a train?

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2005, 10:02:59 am »
I would not eat them here or there,
I would not eat them anywhere.

(Assuming we're still talking about Bush & sprouts)

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2005, 10:06:59 am »
Now, is that more or less obscure than Mary Poppins?

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2005, 10:10:31 am »
I would say they're on a pretty even par. I'm fairly sure the fact that you posted both and I got both only serve to illustrate that we're both profoundly immature individuals. A fact that will come as an extreme suprise to absolutly nobody.

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2005, 10:14:26 am »

On my part, it demonstrates that I have kids, actually.  I can probably recite most of Mary Poppins from memory and most of Dr Seuss' books as well.

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2005, 10:39:04 am »
i made half a pack of bacon yesterday morning along with some eggs and a bagel. the presence of bacon in my breakfast was quite awesome
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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2005, 10:40:40 am »
One of the teachers where I work made cookies for me today, so I'm having cookies for breakfast and it's not even Cookie Crisp.

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2005, 10:41:41 am »
Youre having REESEES FOR BREAKFAST??!!
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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2005, 11:01:49 am »

I usually eat plain oatmeal for breakfast.

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2005, 04:08:09 pm »

On my part, it demonstrates that I have kids, actually.
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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2005, 05:01:03 pm »
whats wrong with reesees for breakfast.. like little round colorful vegetables
Going to Mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins.

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2005, 05:03:28 pm »
whats wrong with reesees for breakfast.. like little round colorful vegetables

Peanuts grow in the ground, therefore anything with peanut butter in it qualifies as a vegetable, I'm totally down with that. Now I just need to figure out how bacon qualifies as a fruit.

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Re: Life just doesn't seem right without bacon
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2005, 05:05:17 pm »
if you fry it in vegetable oil it would be part veggie
Going to Mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins.