I think i found Chads wife online....

[ChadTower]

im gonna give her bones address and watch the sparks fly

...from her anus.

[Crazy Cooter]

Tell him to look for my watch.

[Jabba]

Man, I just finished reading this thread and think I pissed my pants (let me check........nope, but almost).

This thread should be posted in the "Funiest threads ever". Maybe its just my mood tonight....

[ChadTower]

Yep, wife saw the thread.  I told her it wasn't about her, that people were just giving me crap, but I think she took it personally. 

[GGKoul]

I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

Thats just wrong.

[Havok]

Yep, wife saw the thread.

[ChadTower]

My wife would kill me dead, then hunt down each of you and kill you dead.

She doesn't like pictures of herself.  More than most women.

[Bones]

I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

Thats just wrong.

Only if your sober.

[nighthawk2099]

HOLLY BACON STRIPS !!!!

[Stingray]

I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

Thats just wrong.

Only if your sober.

Saw a sign in the game store yesterday: "Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1850".

For some reason it made me think of my favorite busted up Aussie.

-S

[shmokes]

My wife would never read these forums.  She loves all my projects, but thinks that I'm crazy to check and post to these forums regularly.  I just compare it to all the TV shows she watches.  She knows all these fake names of characters and follows their stories and so on.  I consider all of you people to be characters in a soap opera that I watch, except that I actually get to influence what happens.  It's kind of like a choose your own adventure.

There are heros, like me, villains of questionable sanity, like DD, and happless characters like Fredster who just stumble around bumping into things and speaking incoherently, who provide endless comic relief.

[ChadTower]

My wife browses when I leave Firefox open to BYOAC.  You have to admit, some of these EE thread titles scream out to be read.

She asked me the other day "why does half the forum have you quoted in their sigs?"

 

[Stingray]

Strictly speaking, I think we get a bit more comic relief around here than is really needed.

-S

[Bones]

Mrs Bones isn't allowed to touch my computer. This is my domain. A place where I can escape reality and collect dirty pictures of hot woman doing filthy and explicit things with a variety of girthy vegetables.

It's a fine arrangement.

[GGKoul]

I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

Thats just wrong.

Only if your sober.

Actually thats ture.   I have a good friend of mine that just goes after low level woman, not because he has too.. as he is good looking.. but because he wants too.. since these are a gurantee for a goodtime

Here's any example... he once picked up a girl that was 250 pounds.. sure thats not too bad.. but here's the catch.. she was 500 pound a year ago and so she had all this lose skin everywhere... very distrubing.

[Bones]

I am picturing a chick that looks like she is covered in elbow skin....

[ChadTower]

Here's any example... he once picked up a girl that was 250 pounds.. sure thats not too bad.. but here's the catch.. she was 500 pound a year ago and so she had all this lose skin everywhere... very distrubing.

250... acceptable if you got nothing else going on.

250 with all that loose skin... wtf, you could drown in that.

[DrewKaree]

I am picturing a chick that looks like she is covered in elbow skin....

I'm waiting for the inevitable post from Bones that STILL says:

[Bones]

Geeze man, keep it quiet. People here are gunna think I have low standards.

[DrewKaree]

Geeze man, keep it quiet. People here are gunna think I have low standards.

That would imply that they believe you to have standards at all.

Hey, I'll be here all week folks.  Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress! 

[shmokes]

250 is acceptable?  Maybe if she's 8 feet tall.  Even at 6'4" she'd be considered obese.  Not overweight....obese.  Anything 5'6" and under and she'd be considered morbidly obese.  I would have a hard time being attracted to a person with so little self-respect.  Not to mention that excess fat is aesthetically displeasing.

Everyone needs love, though.  More power to you (not that Americans need to be made to feel like it's okay to treet their bodies like ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---).

[Bones]

Aesthetically displeasing.

Given your green light shmokes, I would like to use that term around all aesthetically displeasing people I encounter on a daily basis.

[nighthawk2099]

I am picturing a chick that looks like she is covered in elbow skin....

I'm waiting for the inevitable post from Bones that STILL says:

I'd hit it !

......with a frying pan full of ....  BACON !!

[ChadTower]

Wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Goz]

Does this chick that weighs in at a duece and a half have enormous boobs? Nothing worse than a fat chick with no boobs. Its like god played a even more cruel joke on them.

-Goz

[shmokes]

Aesthetically displeasing.

Given your green light shmokes, I would like to use that term around all aesthetically displeasing people I encounter on a daily basis.

Share and share alike, I always say.

[Stingray]

Aesthetically displeasing.

Given your green light shmokes, I would like to use that term around all aesthetically displeasing people I encounter on a daily basis.

Share and share alike, I always say.

I love cultural exchange. Now would be a good time to say something about a robber's dog, but I forget how that one goes. Guess I'll just go tune my donk instead.

-S