Author Topic: I think i found Chads wife online.... (Read 8006 times)

Sephroth57 · « **on:** August 23, 2005, 03:04:38 pm »

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GMSSRRR

....................

dogg0 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:13:52 pm »

this is looking for someone who fits chad's description...

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:18:37 pm »

Isn't that Chad in drag?

dogg0 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:22:11 pm »

---->I'm a 20 year old gal from Jersy

I kept misreading that as --->I'm a 20 year old gay from Jersy

fredster · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:35:21 pm »

Quote

I kept misreading that as --->I'm a 20 year old gay from Jersy

Wishful thinking?

pointdablame · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:54:26 pm »

oh good god... MY EYES!!!! I knew it wouldn't be pretty but I still clicked... why?

WHY!?!?!?!

Shape D. · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:59:57 pm »

Could someone post that pic please. I cant click on a hot or not link at work.

And I want to make fun of chad too.

M3talhead · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:10:31 pm »

Quote from: Shape D. on August 23, 2005, 03:59:57 pm

Could someone post that pic please. I cant click on a hot or not link at work. And I want to make fun of chad too.

You dont want to.......

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:15:19 pm »

its not as good without the description... but here you go..

Shape D. · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:16:24 pm »

Quote from: M3talhead on August 23, 2005, 04:10:31 pm

Quote from: Shape D. on August 23, 2005, 03:59:57 pm
Could someone post that pic please. I cant click on a hot or not link at work. And I want to make fun of chad too.

You dont want to.......

Ok you were right.

Stingray · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:21:15 pm »

Hey, I appreciate ya requesting that it be posted here.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:24:13 pm »

I can't see it yet either, so you're safe until I get home. My work restricts the site as a whole, which means the image too.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:24:36 pm »

you know chad prolly clicked on this thread like 5 times, hes trying to think of a good comeback =P

unfortunately tommy hasnt posted in this thread of we could easily start ripping on him also, he seems to be a scapegoat lol

(lol chad posted as i was typing)

ChadTower · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:25:43 pm »

Yeah, I do have actual work to do sometimes.

Stingray · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:34:46 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 23, 2005, 04:25:43 pm

Yeah, I do have actual work to do sometimes.

Sad to say, so do I.

-S

dogg0 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:35:43 pm »

oh.
weird.

i dont.

Bones · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2005, 05:07:31 pm »

I would probably do her. Probably....

ChadTower · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2005, 06:53:14 pm »

Okay, that's just not nice.

Zakk · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2005, 11:44:16 pm »

Ugh. Man chad, you've p$$ed someone off that's fer sure. That's just plain nasty.

Silverwind · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2005, 11:47:46 pm »

STICKY!!!

hehe.. just look at it as a fixer-upper

paigeoliver · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2005, 03:15:00 am »

A little cosmetic dentistry, a diet for a few months, and a visit to the hairdresser would do wonders for that girl.

Bones · « **Reply #21 on:** August 24, 2005, 03:18:27 am »

I like her the way she is. I have checked her out about 6 times today.

paigeoliver · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2005, 03:55:09 am »

Also, she is about 100 times better than the girlfriend that I currently do not have!!

tommy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2005, 04:10:32 am »

Perfect match, one is ugly and the other is a jackass.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2005, 04:36:00 am »

some how i suspect that this is a bogus ad...
especially with key words like "body odour" and "braces" (disgruntled boyfriend is my bet)

yeah, some work on her teeth definitely...

Bones · « **Reply #25 on:** August 24, 2005, 04:49:22 am »

I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

paigeoliver · « **Reply #26 on:** August 24, 2005, 05:42:16 am »

Quote from: tommy on August 24, 2005, 04:10:32 am

Perfect match, one is ugly and the other is a jackass.

Exactly!!

ChadTower · « **Reply #27 on:** August 24, 2005, 08:39:33 am »

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #28 on:** August 24, 2005, 04:45:33 pm »

Quote from: Silverwind on August 23, 2005, 11:47:46 pm

STICKY!!!

ChadTower · « **Reply #29 on:** August 24, 2005, 04:50:10 pm »

He's probably talking about his palm, now.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #30 on:** August 26, 2005, 06:37:38 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 24, 2005, 04:49:22 am

I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

ive had em all! ive been with a woman prettier than ggkouls wife (and she was a nude model in b & w magazine, bones will know). and a couple somewhat rougher than our new pin up girl! (shudder). what was worse was that i was sober! if she were to say hi to me id pretend i didnt know her and if she insisted tell her she is deranged (",)

i think this one would give great gummies!

Bones · « **Reply #31 on:** August 26, 2005, 06:58:37 am »

Your a real ---stingray--- galaga.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #32 on:** August 26, 2005, 07:07:50 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 26, 2005, 06:58:37 am

Your a real ---stingray--- galaga.

Bones · « **Reply #33 on:** August 26, 2005, 07:21:44 am »

Quote from: danny_galaga on August 26, 2005, 07:07:50 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 26, 2005, 06:58:37 am
Your a real ---stingray--- galaga.

yep! 'every hole is a goal' my barber used to say. of course i wasnt sure which hole he was referring to, but the principals the same...

No wonder you grew your hair long. If I was aware somebody with that perspective was cutting my hair, I would be running out the door covering ---my bottom--- with a scissor sharpener.

You can tell me dude, is this the reason you run away from Darwin? Because you needed another haircut?

Geeeeze, I am bored tonight. I wish paige would post something that would peak me out.

Stingray · « **Reply #34 on:** August 26, 2005, 09:25:03 am »

Quote from: danny_galaga on August 26, 2005, 06:37:38 am

i think this one would give great gummies!

Laugh-laugh-snort-snort!

-S

Goz · « **Reply #35 on:** August 26, 2005, 09:32:25 am »

Quote from: danny_galaga on August 26, 2005, 06:37:38 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 24, 2005, 04:49:22 am

i think this one would give great gummies!

Watch out for the snaggletooth

Harry Potter · « **Reply #36 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:17:18 am »

That's my brother after his operation.

Please pity him.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #37 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:49:05 am »

How/why is this thread ~~resurrected~~ resurrerected?

Edit: shwing...

mrC

Stingray · « **Reply #38 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:07:12 am »

It was never dead, it was only pining for the fjords.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:38:32 am »

w00t she wants to meet me. im gonna give her bones address and watch the sparks fly

ChadTower · « **Reply #40 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:41:05 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on August 26, 2005, 11:38:32 am

im gonna give her bones address and watch the sparks fly

...from her anus.

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #41 on:** August 26, 2005, 08:46:16 pm »

Tell him to look for my watch.

Jabba · « **Reply #42 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:09:07 pm »

Man, I just finished reading this thread and think I pissed my pants (let me check........nope, but almost).

This thread should be posted in the "Funiest threads ever". Maybe its just my mood tonight....

ChadTower · « **Reply #43 on:** August 26, 2005, 11:18:43 pm »

Yep, wife saw the thread. I told her it wasn't about her, that people were just giving me crap, but I think she took it personally.

GGKoul · « **Reply #44 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:24:19 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 24, 2005, 04:49:22 am

I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

Thats just wrong.

Havok · « **Reply #45 on:** August 29, 2005, 04:46:23 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 11:18:43 pm

Yep, wife saw the thread.

ChadTower · « **Reply #46 on:** August 29, 2005, 04:47:46 pm »

My wife would kill me dead, then hunt down each of you and kill you dead.

She doesn't like pictures of herself. More than most women.

Bones · « **Reply #47 on:** August 29, 2005, 05:18:40 pm »

Quote from: GGKoul on August 29, 2005, 10:24:19 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 24, 2005, 04:49:22 am
I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

Thats just wrong.

Only if your sober.

nighthawk2099 · « **Reply #48 on:** August 30, 2005, 03:00:10 pm »

HOLLY BACON STRIPS !!!!

Stingray · « **Reply #49 on:** August 30, 2005, 03:15:54 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 29, 2005, 05:18:40 pm

Quote from: GGKoul on August 29, 2005, 10:24:19 am
Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 24, 2005, 04:49:22 am
I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

Thats just wrong.
Only if your sober.

Saw a sign in the game store yesterday: "Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1850".

For some reason it made me think of my favorite busted up Aussie.

-S

shmokes · « **Reply #50 on:** August 30, 2005, 04:38:05 pm »

My wife would never read these forums. She loves all my projects, but thinks that I'm crazy to check and post to these forums regularly. I just compare it to all the TV shows she watches. She knows all these fake names of characters and follows their stories and so on. I consider all of you people to be characters in a soap opera that I watch, except that I actually get to influence what happens. It's kind of like a choose your own adventure.

There are heros, like me, villains of questionable sanity, like DD, and happless characters like Fredster who just stumble around bumping into things and speaking incoherently, who provide endless comic relief.

ChadTower · « **Reply #51 on:** August 30, 2005, 04:40:37 pm »

My wife browses when I leave Firefox open to BYOAC. You have to admit, some of these EE thread titles scream out to be read.

She asked me the other day "why does half the forum have you quoted in their sigs?"

Stingray · « **Reply #52 on:** August 30, 2005, 04:41:41 pm »

Strictly speaking, I think we get a bit more comic relief around here than is really needed.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #53 on:** August 30, 2005, 05:23:04 pm »

Mrs Bones isn't allowed to touch my computer. This is my domain. A place where I can escape reality and collect dirty pictures of hot woman doing filthy and explicit things with a variety of girthy vegetables.

It's a fine arrangement.

GGKoul · « **Reply #54 on:** August 30, 2005, 08:59:20 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 29, 2005, 05:18:40 pm

Quote from: GGKoul on August 29, 2005, 10:24:19 am
Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 24, 2005, 04:49:22 am
I for one have never been with anything like that before, I am intrigued.... With a head like that she would have to be something special in the sack. Logic tells me this.

Thats just wrong.
Only if your sober.

Actually thats ture. I have a good friend of mine that just goes after low level woman, not because he has too.. as he is good looking.. but because he wants too.. since these are a gurantee for a goodtime

Here's any example... he once picked up a girl that was 250 pounds.. sure thats not too bad.. but here's the catch.. she was 500 pound a year ago and so she had all this lose skin everywhere... very distrubing.

Bones · « **Reply #55 on:** August 30, 2005, 09:05:42 pm »

I am picturing a chick that looks like she is covered in elbow skin....

ChadTower · « **Reply #56 on:** August 30, 2005, 09:52:05 pm »

Quote from: GGKoul on August 30, 2005, 08:59:20 pm

Here's any example... he once picked up a girl that was 250 pounds.. sure thats not too bad.. but here's the catch.. she was 500 pound a year ago and so she had all this lose skin everywhere... very distrubing.

250... acceptable if you got nothing else going on.

250 with all that loose skin... wtf, you could drown in that.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #57 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:07:04 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 30, 2005, 09:05:42 pm

I am picturing a chick that looks like she is covered in elbow skin....

I'm waiting for the inevitable post from Bones that STILL says:

Bones · « **Reply #58 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:12:52 am »

Geeze man, keep it quiet. People here are gunna think I have low standards.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #59 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:57:15 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 31, 2005, 12:12:52 am

Geeze man, keep it quiet. People here are gunna think I have low standards.

That would imply that they believe you to have standards at all.

Hey, I'll be here all week folks. Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress!

shmokes · « **Reply #60 on:** August 31, 2005, 01:15:31 am »

250 is acceptable? Maybe if she's 8 feet tall. Even at 6'4" she'd be considered obese. Not overweight....obese. Anything 5'6" and under and she'd be considered morbidly obese. I would have a hard time being attracted to a person with so little self-respect. Not to mention that excess fat is aesthetically displeasing.

Everyone needs love, though. More power to you (not that Americans need to be made to feel like it's okay to treet their bodies like ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---).

Bones · « **Reply #61 on:** August 31, 2005, 04:24:10 am »

Aesthetically displeasing.

Given your green light shmokes, I would like to use that term around all aesthetically displeasing people I encounter on a daily basis.

nighthawk2099 · « **Reply #62 on:** August 31, 2005, 09:34:32 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on August 31, 2005, 12:07:04 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 30, 2005, 09:05:42 pm
I am picturing a chick that looks like she is covered in elbow skin....

I'm waiting for the inevitable post from Bones that STILL says:

I'd hit it !

......with a frying pan full of .... BACON !!

ChadTower · « **Reply #63 on:** August 31, 2005, 09:35:18 am »

Wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Goz · « **Reply #64 on:** August 31, 2005, 09:52:21 am »

Does this chick that weighs in at a duece and a half have enormous boobs? Nothing worse than a fat chick with no boobs. Its like god played a even more cruel joke on them.

-Goz

shmokes · « **Reply #65 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:37:12 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 31, 2005, 04:24:10 am

Aesthetically displeasing.

Given your green light shmokes, I would like to use that term around all aesthetically displeasing people I encounter on a daily basis.

Share and share alike, I always say.

Stingray · « **Reply #66 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:38:50 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on August 31, 2005, 12:37:12 pm

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 31, 2005, 04:24:10 am
Aesthetically displeasing.

Given your green light shmokes, I would like to use that term around all aesthetically displeasing people I encounter on a daily basis.

Share and share alike, I always say.

I love cultural exchange. Now would be a good time to say something about a robber's dog, but I forget how that one goes. Guess I'll just go tune my donk instead.

-S


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