Bacon Big Boys

[DrewKaree]

My wife is very confused and concerned as to why I have a "bacon is tasty" marquee. I tried explaining it her but she thinks I have lost the plot.

Edit-I think she is denying me of sex due to my mental instability. 

She's not denying you, she's just going on strike until you send her over for something new

[Bones]

Ducati 999R delivered to my house, registered in my name, then we talk.

[ChadTower]

My wife is very confused and concerned as to why I have a "bacon is tasty" marquee. I tried explaining it her but she thinks I have lost the plot.

Edit-I think she is denying me of sex due to my mental instability. 

My wife saw the bacon threads and came home from the store the other day with bacon.  Unfortunately it was ready to serve, microwave it, precooked bacon... but her thought was in the right place.

Dude... it's not your brain that is unstable and causing lack of sex.  It's your sausage.

[Bones]

Nothing wrong with my Aussie bratworst sausage.

[ChadTower]

Nothing wrong with my Aussie bratworst sausage.

You used the string worst in connection with your sausage. 

[Bones]

I just knew I should have used my second choice of word which was kransky.....

Yep, before you get in first, I am gunna crank my kransky. 

[Stingray]

Arcade Bones has become Arcade Bacon. All is right with the cosmos.

-S