Author Topic: Bacon Big Boys (Read 3680 times)

USSEnterprise · « **on:** August 26, 2005, 02:01:35 pm »

http://www.drokk.com/familyindigestion/hicholesterol.html
Need I say more?

Shape D. · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:12:55 pm »

Now why would you ruin perfectly good bacon by putting mustard on it?

M3talhead · « **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:13:59 pm »

Quote from: Shape D. on August 26, 2005, 02:12:55 pm

Now why would you ruin perfectly good bacon by putting mustard on it?

Maybe its "bacon mustard".....

ChadTower · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:18:27 pm »

Mustard is for warfare, not food.

Stingray · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:20:16 pm »

I'm torn on this. Bacon demands mayo, but hot dogs demand mustard. What to do?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:26:30 pm »

Throw the mustard at someone you don't like and throw the mayo away. Both taste like crap.

M3talhead · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:28:53 pm »

Stingray · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:33:29 pm »

Part of me wants to say that's so very wrong, but another part of me wants to spend the weekend working on the formula for the perfect jar of bacon mustard.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2005, 02:55:16 pm »

The only jar of mustard worth anything is the one the USMC is searching for, buried somewhere in the desert in Iraq.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:06:20 pm »

chad is obviously oblivious to the powers of spicy mustard, easily the best form of mustard and to be used willingly on pretzels and hotdogs alike

ChadTower · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:07:55 pm »

Say obviously oblivious five times quickly.

shmokes · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:12:28 pm »

Don't eat hotdogs.

ChadTower · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:14:53 pm »

Don't worry about him. He eats his hot dogs whole without chewing. He's a master.

What do you think he did with that heavy sausage his boss paid for?

Stingray · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:30:25 pm »

I already admitted to being a pork whore. What else do you want from me?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:31:34 pm »

You're not a pork whore. Whores get paid. You do it for the love of phallic shaped pork.

Stingray · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:32:38 pm »

Does that make me a porkslut or just easy?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:38:56 pm »

Probably a porkslut.

M3talhead · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2005, 03:39:14 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 26, 2005, 03:32:38 pm

Does that make me a porkslut or just easy?

-S

heh-heh.........."porkslut"........

Bacon · « **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2005, 04:05:32 pm »

Someone call me? Glad to know everyone likes me around here.

Mmmmmmmmm. bacon!

Stingray · « **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2005, 04:11:05 pm »

Quote from: Bacon on August 26, 2005, 04:05:32 pm

...everyone likes me around here.

Especially the porksluts.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #20 on:** August 26, 2005, 04:13:32 pm »

Pork off.

USSEnterprise · « **Reply #21 on:** August 26, 2005, 04:16:11 pm »

Everyone go pork themselves

Bacon · « **Reply #22 on:** August 26, 2005, 04:29:16 pm »

Cmon guys, yer hurtin my feelings...

USSEnterprise · « **Reply #23 on:** August 26, 2005, 09:28:46 pm »

What the hell just happened?

GameOver · « **Reply #24 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:11:27 pm »

I couldn't resist. Muscles from Brussels...

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #25 on:** August 26, 2005, 10:19:00 pm »

Finally that stupid b@con nightmare is over.

B@con is dead, long live bacon.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #26 on:** August 27, 2005, 12:18:39 am »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 26, 2005, 10:19:00 pm

Finally that stupid b@con nightmare is over.

B@con is dead, long live brussels sprouts.

bac0n simply cannot die.

Bacon suck. Wishing them a long and prosperous reign is the hallmark of the insane.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #27 on:** August 27, 2005, 12:25:17 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on August 27, 2005, 12:18:39 am

Wishing them a long and prosperous reign is the hallmark of the insane.

No. Me, sitting in front of the computer wearing clown make-up, surrounded by animals skeletons, rubbing brussel sprouts on my nipples whilst I type this, is the hallmark of the insane. Or so I've been told.

mrC

DrewKaree · « **Reply #28 on:** August 27, 2005, 12:55:45 am »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 27, 2005, 12:25:17 am

Quote from: DrewKaree on August 27, 2005, 12:18:39 am
Wishing them a long and prosperous reign is the hallmark of the insane.

No. Me, sitting in front of the computer wearing clown make-up, surrounded by animals skeletons, rubbing brussel sprouts on my nipples whilst I type this, is the hallmark of the insane. Or so I've been told.

mrC

I just can't picture you wearing clown make-up

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #29 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:50:17 am »

ISO proper spelling of bac0n

DrewKaree · « **Reply #30 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:52:52 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on August 27, 2005, 01:50:17 am

ISO proper spelling of bac0n

I think it's gonna have to morph....like pr0n

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:53:25 am »

saint is a sick sick man...

saint · « **Reply #32 on:** August 27, 2005, 09:20:49 pm »

*flex*

Quote from: Sephroth57 on August 27, 2005, 01:53:25 am

saint is a sick sick man...

Zakk · « **Reply #33 on:** August 27, 2005, 09:23:38 pm »

Sephroth who?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #34 on:** August 27, 2005, 09:43:31 pm »

hehe someone's in trouble.............

Bones · « **Reply #35 on:** August 28, 2005, 04:48:46 am »

DrewKaree · « **Reply #36 on:** August 28, 2005, 09:37:47 am »

ChadTower · « **Reply #37 on:** August 28, 2005, 10:31:55 am »

You printed up an actual marquee for the photo? You should have photoshopped it!

DrewKaree · « **Reply #38 on:** August 28, 2005, 10:46:09 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 28, 2005, 10:31:55 am

You printed up an actual marquee for the photo? You should have photoshopped it!

I for one applaud Bones' dedication to bacon, and am glad he went the whole nine yards rather than "phone it in"

Kudos Bones, for not taking the easy way out!

Bones · « **Reply #39 on:** August 28, 2005, 05:11:07 pm »

My wife is very confused and concerned as to why I have a "bacon is tasty" marquee. I tried explaining it her but she thinks I have lost the plot.

Edit-I think she is denying me of sex due to my mental instability.


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