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Author Topic: Forgive me Farthers, for I have sinned.  (Read 1213 times)

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Franco

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Forgive me Farthers, for I have sinned.
« on: August 25, 2005, 09:47:38 am »
Fellow Bacon loving BYOAC'rs, I have a confession to make. Last night I took part in an act that can only be described as bacon blasphemy.

On returning from the pub last night I decided that the pefect snack to aid my beer induced stomach rumblings would be a bacon sandwich, what else?

I grilled the bacon, buttered my bread and all was going to plan until in my drunken stupor I decided to do something that goes against the holy bacon bible, i actually added some spinich, waterscress and rocket to the otherwise pure pork treat.

Adding salad, vegetables or any other healthy item to an otherwise delactable pork item is the most ham-henious crime possible known to bacon purists.

The worst part of my ordeal is that I actually enjoyed it, although my sandwich didnt seem to as it mocked me by squirting tomato ketchup all over my trousers.

I woke up this morning feeling used and dirty and had to clense myself with a pure pork breakfast.

I include a photo below of the damning snack, please do not scroll down if you are upset by images of bacon and salad in close proximity.

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As you can see it is not a pretty sight and I will understand if this post is sent to post hell and I also realise I may be flammed forever and possibly kicked off the board.

The reason for posting my evil act is because I believe confessing my sin to the Brothers Of Bacon (BOB as you shall all be know) is the only way to repentance.

I ask your forgiveness my fellow BOBs, and ask you pray for my soul.

Please join with me and let us sing the Pork Prayer

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Re: Forgive me Farthers, for I have sinned.
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2005, 09:50:45 am »
that's an odd sandwich.  you butter bread for sandwiches without mayonnaise or mustard?  no lettuce, just spinach?

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Re: Forgive me Farthers, for I have sinned.
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2005, 09:51:58 am »
i actually added some spinich, waterscress and rocket to the otherwise pure pork treat.

Two questions.

1.  What is 'rocket'?

2.  Why in the .... would you have all that green stuff around?  Thats not food, thats what food eats.
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Re: Forgive me Farthers, for I have sinned.
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2005, 09:57:25 am »
Is that Canadian Back Bacon I see? Mmmmmmm, bacon.....
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Re: Forgive me Farthers, for I have sinned.
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2005, 09:59:27 am »
Actually the ketchup disturbs me more than the greens. Everyone knows that bacon sammiches need a big heap of mayo.

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Re: Forgive me Farthers, for I have sinned.
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2005, 10:07:05 am »
@duffjr - I had no mayo or mustard, it was all used up at our house warming bbq this weekend.

@Jabba - Its english bacon!!  :)  8)

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Re: Forgive me Farthers, for I have sinned.
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2005, 10:26:09 am »
Ah, OK, Arugula I understand. :)

Althought, when I saw the header "Spice Pages" I expected pictures of Posh and Sporty...
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Re: Forgive me Farthers, for I have sinned.
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2005, 10:27:58 am »
Ah, OK, Arugula I understand. :)

Althought, when I saw the header "Spice Pages" I expected pictures of Posh and Sporty...

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