No words can describe my happyness.......

[M3talhead]

*Edited for "grammarical correctitude"

[ChadTower]

Nice.  Guinness isn't my thing, but clearly it is your thing.  Have a great day of bacon and quality beer.   

[missioncontrol]

the only thing better than that is having Jessica as the UPS delivery person

[ChadTower]

Eh, if that were the case, you'd have no use for the bacon or the beer.  Some things deserve full attention.

[SirPeale]

Eh, if that were the case, you'd have no use for the bacon or the beer.  Some things deserve full attention.

No, no, no...the bacon and beer are for *after*.

And Jennifer Love Hewitt could kick Jessica's ass any day.

[missioncontrol]

And Jennifer Love Hewitt could kick Jessica's ass any day.

well I for one am not opposed to being in the middle of a jennifer sandwich


 

[AlanS17]

No, Jessica Simpson wins. That being said, I wouldn't turn Jennifer away.

[ChadTower]

And Jennifer Love Hewitt could kick Jessica's ass any day.

Well, Jennifer Love Hewitt from 7 years ago would.  No longer.

[SirPeale]

And Jennifer Love Hewitt could kick Jessica's ass any day.

Well, Jennifer Love Hewitt from 7 years ago would.  No longer.

Whatchootalkinbootwillis?  She still fine, oh so fine.

[Bones]

And Jennifer Love Hewitt could kick Jessica's ass any day.

Them's fight'n words.

[paigeoliver]

I bought some Guinness this weekend, and got a bad batch, there was something wrong with it, tasted like iced coffee mixed with beer. 

[Stingray]

Mmm. Guiness.

-S

[JoyMonkey]

I bought some Guinness this weekend, and got a bad batch, there was something wrong with it, tasted like iced coffee mixed with beer. 

That's generally what bottled Guinness tastes like anyway. I don't know why they bother sometimes.
M3talhead; for full effect you should really have some Irish bacon (rashers) instead of that American stuff.

[ChadTower]

Whatchootalkinbootwillis?

[M3talhead]

I bought some Guinness this weekend, and got a bad batch, there was something wrong with it, tasted like iced coffee mixed with beer. 

That's generally what bottled Guinness tastes like anyway. I don't know why they bother sometimes.
M3talhead; for full effect you should really have some Irish bacon (rashers) instead of that American stuff.

When I went to Dublin for St. Patrick's day, I ate that for breakfast.....then had a Steak and Cheese for lunch.......then a Shepards Pie for dinner....all washed down with wonderful Guinness! 

[Bones]

When I went to Dublin for St. Patrick's day, I ate that for breakfast.....then had a Steak and Cheese for lunch.......then a Shepards Pie for dinner....all washed down with wonderful Guinness! 

You just gotta come to Australia and look me up dude!

[Stingray]

When I went to Dublin for St. Patrick's day, I ate that for breakfast.....then had a Steak and Cheese for lunch.......then a Shepards Pie for dinner....all washed down with wonderful Guinness! 

You just gotta come to Australia and look me up dude!

Let me know when you're planning the trip. Australia isn't too far to swim, right?

-S

[Dexter]

M3talhead; for full effect you should really have some Irish bacon (rashers) instead of that American stuff.

Oh yes, from a PROPER irish butchers shop. My mate got fined for trying to smuggle rashers, sausages and white pudding into the states for his daughter.

Have an american family member home at the moment. First thing he does every year is have a pint of guiness at the airport, then comes to the family home for a full irish breakfast.

[Stingray]

M3talhead; for full effect you should really have some Irish bacon (rashers) instead of that American stuff.

Oh yes, from a PROPER irish butchers shop. My mate got fined for trying to smuggle rashers, sausages and white pudding into the states for his daughter.

Have an american family member home at the moment. First thing he does every year is have a pint of guiness at the airport, then comes to the family home for a full irish breakfast.

Speaking as a fourth generation Irish American who's never managed to make it to "the homeland" please ask your American family member to have a Guiness for me while he's there.

-S

[M3talhead]

I was in Ireland for about 10 days with a few friends from base. We drank Guinness and Murphys Irish Red all week. I cant tell you how man pints I drank. I cat even begin to estimate, but I do know that I spent over $300 on beer alone. I kept track of that.

I did notice though the difference between the Guinness they serve at the Temple Bar in Dublin vs. the Guinness served anywhere else (especially the 'States). The stuff served up in Ireland is so much thicker and creamier than any Guinness on tap back home. I don know why though. Its all supposed to come from the St. James Gate brewery.

Either way...........BRILLIANT!

[ChadTower]

When people describe a beer as creamy, I know I don't want it.

[M3talhead]

When people describe a beer as creamy, I know I don't want it.

Its ok.

It takes a man to drink Guinness....we understand...

[Stingray]

I agree that Guiness has a flavor and a texture (if that word can really be applied to a liquid) that's unlike any other kind of beer. I love the stuff, but to me it's not really a beer, it's just it's own classification of beverage. There's beer and there's Guiness.

-S

[ChadTower]

Actually, having had real Guinness, I can tell you it takes someone who doesn't understand quality food.

[M3talhead]

Actually, having had real Guinness, I can tell you it takes someone who doesn't understand quality food.  Sure, it goes well with British/Irish food, but anything that coats and kills your taste buds will do just as well.

I live in Belgium where the best beer in the world is brewed. I like it all, but I always reserve room for Guinness in my fridge.

[JoyMonkey]

Actually, having had real Guinness, I can tell you it takes someone who doesn't understand quality food.  Sure, it goes well with British/Irish food, but anything that coats and kills your taste buds will do just as well.

No, Guinness should not be considered a meal accompaniment; the only food that Guinness goes with is raw oysters (and maybe steamed mussels). I think you're confusing stout with beer.

[ChadTower]

Or anything from Britain with food.

[JoyMonkey]

I did notice though the difference between the Guinness they serve at the Temple Bar in Dublin vs. the Guinness served anywhere else (especially the 'States). The stuff served up in Ireland is so much thicker and creamier than any Guinness on tap back home. I don know why though. Its all supposed to come from the St. James Gate brewery.

Stout has a much shorter keg life than beer, so Guinness marked for export gets some preservatives added that seem to kill its overall feel.
Plus, 99.9% of American bars that carry Guinness pour it with straight CO2, it needs a proportioned mix of CO2 and Nitrogen to settle correctly.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

"No words can describe my happieness......."

Apparently not, since you had to go make up a new word, "happieness?"

Too much Bacon on the brain, me'thinks...   
mrC

[Stingray]

My cromulent happieness embiggens us all.

-S

[ChadTower]

Absolutionness.

[Avery]

I bought some Guinness this weekend....

[M3talhead]

*Edited for "grammarical correctitude"

[ChadTower]

Try again.

[Stingray]

Please change it to "gladiesque attitudinal".

-S

[ChadTower]

Justifiant.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

"Happyness" ??

Now me'thinks you've had too much Guinness.

[Stingray]

"Happyness" ??

Now me'thinks you've had too much Guinness.

I agreemented that your correctifulness is all-knowingful.

-S

[JoyMonkey]

I've had enough of this teasing!
It's high time I found out which local pubs around my new home have the black stuff and go and tell them that they can't pour it for shite!

[Luxury]

embiggens

I got that joke.  Nobody else did?