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Re: Help
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2005, 08:41:06 pm »
Quote from: Stingray on August 12, 2005, 12:30:53 pm
I have a very non-specific problem. I require a solution. I'll probably get beligerant and possibly even start hurling profanities if anyone asks for more details. Thanks in advance.

-S

Liberal applications of ointment several times a day will definitely solve the problem.  If unsure as to the area to apply, simply start applying all over until the problem seems to get better.  Narrow the application area in a timely fashion.

Quote from: Stingray on August 15, 2005, 09:27:36 am
It's fixed now. Thanks for the advice.

-S

Nonsense.  We'll let you know when it's fixed, as clearly you, being non-specific, can't be trusted to know if it's fixed for certain.

You may thank us when we run out of solutions.  Until that time, sit there and make with the shutty ;D

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Re: Help
« Reply #41 on: August 16, 2005, 08:33:32 am »
I'd be the last guy to argue with the man holding the remote. Please carry on with all of the useful suggestions.

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Re: Help
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2005, 06:41:08 pm »
I'm thinking a balm or salve might work equally well.

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Re: Help
« Reply #43 on: August 19, 2005, 01:00:15 am »
Quote from: DrewKaree on August 18, 2005, 06:41:08 pm
I'm thinking a balm or salve might work equally well.

Carry on


Or possibly even a little Cream

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Re: Help
« Reply #44 on: August 19, 2005, 01:19:47 am »
Quote from: M3talhead on August 19, 2005, 01:00:15 am
Quote from: DrewKaree on August 18, 2005, 06:41:08 pm
I'm thinking a balm or salve might work equally well.

Carry on


Or possibly even a little Cream



After thinking that one through, I foresee a problem.  If you go that route, next you'll need some Bread



Bread is clearly meant to be used for toast, so I don't think we can even start to head down that road. 

What about a syrup?
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Re: Help
« Reply #45 on: August 19, 2005, 09:19:50 am »
Does the cream have to be applied in a white room (with black curtains, near the station)?

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Re: Help
« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2005, 09:33:06 am »
Bacon has to be involved
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Re: Help
« Reply #47 on: August 19, 2005, 09:33:58 am »
Well, that's a given.

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Re: Help
« Reply #48 on: August 19, 2005, 12:53:20 pm »
Quote from: bosss7 on August 19, 2005, 09:33:06 am
Bacon has to be involved

Maybe The Bacon Song will cheer him up.
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Re: Help
« Reply #49 on: August 19, 2005, 12:54:22 pm »
I need the MP3.

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Re: Help
« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2005, 12:59:49 pm »
Quote from: Stingray on August 19, 2005, 12:54:22 pm
I need the MP3.

-S

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Re: Help
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2005, 10:02:29 am »
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Bacon has to be involved

Maybe The Bacon Song will cheer him up.

what happened to that thread? I can't seem to find it.........
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Re: Help
« Reply #52 on: August 22, 2005, 10:38:46 am »
Maybe it sent itself to post hell.

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