Paige
- Have blood stains.
- Be stolen by Ewoks.
- Be broken into by gangland style thugs in less than 14 days time.
- Be used for sex at 2:52:04am in the year 2037.
- Go mysteriously missing in transit prior to delivery.
- Get rocks thrown at it by small children and the elderly.
- Be used by Jesus and then re-sold on EBay for 8.2 million dollars to a casino. Paige is filthy rich
- Serve him as a trusty and reliable vehicle for some time.