I have a feeling that this game will ensure that I don't further my progress on my cab this evening.
Best text adventure ever:
:Lie down in mud
-- You lie down in the mud.. blah blah... Mr. Prosser... Blah blah... Bulldozer... Blah blah, you should get up.
:Wait
-- Bulldozer gets closer. Mr Prosser is yelling and motioning for you to move but you can't hear him over the sounds of the dozer, blah blah.....
:Wait
etc etc.

I was going to say "Obscure Reference", but I have a feeling that would only apply if you were all jocks.

- FA