New Dukes Movie Starts Tomarrow

[ChadTower]

When a woman becomes thin enough that I can see her skeleton, I start to find her far less attractive.  Jessica Simpson falls into that category.

Of course, I'm not trying to be some net dork yelling "I wouldn't touch her, look at her knees".  I'd do her until her mother called the cops, then they'd have to pepper spray me to get me to stop.

[pointdablame]

FWIW, they made Jessica Simpson lose over 30lbs for Dukes, so that see her skeleton bit while she was in the bikini isn't her "real" body.

I would have preferred it if they let her keep the weight on so as to not look malnourished... but whatever.


BTW, I think the movie was FUN.. simple as that.  I never watched the show, so I'm sure that has something to do with it, but it was a blast to watch.

[shmokes]

Supposedly there was some sort of religious backlash because of the amount of skin shown in the video. Well, I guess they didn't take notice of the hate paraphernalia on the roof of the car?

That's consistent.  Religion is all about hate.  It's pleasure they frown on.  That's why they all want to spend eternity walking around in white robes singing crappy music nonstop and smiling uncomfortably at each other as they walk by.  Anyway, they've got the mark of Cain.  It's okay to hate them if god hates them.  I like to tell my Mexican sister-in-law that one day, if she's righteous enough, she can become white like me.

[Stingray]

Jessica might possibly, and this is only a might, win out on a body competition alone.  She has an amazing body.  But her face leaves a lot to be desired.  She looks like Violet Beauregard's Mom with the crazy eyes and giant teeth from the new Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie.  Look.  This is taken right from the page above with the competition.

Your opinion certainly differs from mine. Okay, she has a somewhat goofy look on her face in the pic that you posted, but that's just one pic. I mean this face is about as flawless as they come. I see a girl this beautiful in real life, I'm getting a good hard punch from Mrs. Stingray, because there's no way I could keep myself from gawking.

-S

[AlanS17]

The religious backlash came because she's a preacher's daughter.

A rebel flag doesn't have to necessarily be a symbol of racism. Contrary to popular belief, it can simply be a symbol of southern pride. I'm not one bit racist. I'm white, but I've never had a white girlfriend in my life. I find no problem with the rebel flag, though.

There are too many dots to connect. Let's see... The south had slaves and the north didn't. The south had the rebel flag. So therefore the rebel flag is a symbol of slavery? That's a fallacy.

[Dartful Dodger]

Supposedly there was some sort of religious backlash because of the amount of skin shown in the video. Well, I guess they didn't take notice of the hate paraphernalia on the roof of the car?

The music video and the movie/car aren't the same thing.  But the "hate" on the roof of the car is just a symbol.  To some it means hate, to others it means southern pride, and to me it means rebellion. 

If you are looking for a symbol for the slave trade, I would start with the French flag.

[Bones]

I mean this face is about as flawless as they come. I see a girl this beautiful in real life, I'm getting a good hard punch from Mrs. Stingray, because there's no way I could keep myself from gawking.

-S

I agree with Stingray. I think she is an absolutely beautiful woman.

[missioncontrol]

why does every Duke thread someone has to mention how "The flag on top of the car reprisents hate" when I was a kid and watched the show hate never entered my mind and now............ it still doesn't

big deal it's a confederate flag.... the flag of the southern army which wanted to break away from the union but lost........

it was not a flag slave owners flew to signify that they were slave owners.........

quite ruining perfectly good threads with you interpretations of what you think the flag is for........

just avoid the thread..

/rant

[ChadTower]

If it represented slave ownership, it would fly above Walmart.

[Setabs]

Supposedly there was some sort of religious backlash because of the amount of skin shown in the video. Well, I guess they didn't take notice of the hate paraphernalia on the roof of the car?

The music video and the movie/car aren't the same thing.  But the "hate" on the roof of the car is just a symbol.  To some it means hate, to others it means southern pride, and to me it means rebellion. 

If you are looking for a symbol for the slave trade, I would start with the French flag.

I think the movie actually touches this subject well.  With HUMOR!!

[missioncontrol]

Finally went to see the movie............

Man did it suck.......

I was really surprised how bad the language was, I knew the story wasn't going to be great. I tried to walk in there with a positive attitude towards it.

Hollywood owes me an apology.........

[paigeoliver]

When I saw the movie my first thought was "Oh, the General Lee is a piece of crap, that actually makes sense". Then Cooter gave it a $50,000 99 point restoration in 3 days.

The two scenes of HEAVILY IMPLIED drug use added nothing to the movie, I would have preferred them cut.

A lot of auto prices are manufactured data. Especially prices on anything more than 10 years old. But there are TONS of 69 Chargers out there (almost none of them actually being driven), and quite a few of them are General Lee replicas.

[missioncontrol]

The two scenes of HEAVILY IMPLIED drug use added nothing to the movie, I would have preferred them cut.

I completely agree. those scenes should have never been put on the screen.

The sad thing is I was about my boy's age when the Dukes was on T.V. so I took him with me to the movie with me. Had I known it would have been that bad I wouldn't have taken him to see all the filth they threw in there......